ryoder 1,400 #26 October 28, 2009 Quote ... go out with all the heathens, door to door, getting candy from the unclean. Well, when you make it sound so dirty, I'm tempted to go try it myself!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #27 October 28, 2009 Quote Quote P.S. - sometimes they try to get away with not even saying "trick or treat". Bullshit, kid - I make them say it. Yeah, just look at them and say "Hi, what can I do for you?" when they stand there mute. I just give them my goofy look (the kind that makes my younger daughter go when I joke in her friends' presence) and tell them, "You have to say it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #28 October 28, 2009 Quote No Make up, No Costume, Just plain street Clothes and a Bag for the goodies. Typically these are older kids (Early Teens). Am I just being an asshole?? What would you think about a house that would not give candy to kids that didnt bother to dress up? It's trick OR treat. While many tricks are legally considered vandalism, where the vandals aren't caught you're stuck cleaning up the mess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #29 October 28, 2009 Quote Quote No Make up, No Costume, Just plain street Clothes and a Bag for the goodies. Typically these are older kids (Early Teens). Am I just being an asshole?? What would you think about a house that would not give candy to kids that didnt bother to dress up? It's trick OR treat. While many tricks are legally considered vandalism, where the vandals aren't caught you're stuck cleaning up the mess. Got a paintball gun? Hang out in your bedroom window and have some fun if they come back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #30 October 28, 2009 Halloween of 07 was the last one I was home for. The week before the supply sgt. at my armory was uh.. generousand I was able to apropriate several cases of chemlites in various colors. I had puddles of "alien blood" leading up to the door and the kids got a chemlite along with their candy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #31 October 29, 2009 Quote Quote every year for the last 2 years, we are getting litterally Hords of Muslim kids, that don't wear costumes, (other then the disgraced women having to hide in their Bercas Isn't Halloween a decadent non-Islamic holiday???I would think they'd rather eat a pork chop than go out with all the heathens, door to door, getting candy from the unclean. I think each of these kids deserves a page from a Playboy. That'lll make em rethink the Muslim thing..skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #32 October 29, 2009 I've decided what I'm gonna do for Halloween. Although there are no trick or treaters in my area. Have never been any in the 9 years we've lived in this house, but if there were any, I'd keep my chainsaw handy on the patio behind the garage, out of sight from the street/front door. If any kids show up, they're not getting any candy. Instead they're gonna hear my chainsaw rumbling and my wife screaming her head off for effect. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #33 October 29, 2009 Do you need me to come over or is she just going to fake scream like she does for you? Just askingYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
