The_Don 0 #1 November 20, 2009 The sound of a beer being opened? We have heard the sound many times, but can it be put into words? Have fun! No rules! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 November 20, 2009 "mmm beer"Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 643 #3 November 20, 2009 Dammit Don! This could take a TON of research! I think in my excitement of opening a fresh, cold, frosty, beer that I may have missed any sound outside of my own internal joy and happiness. Yep, I just opened a fresh one, nothing but salivating sounds... note to self, buy LOTS more beer tomorrow. for research. mmmmm...research Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 November 20, 2009 I drink beer out of bottles so it goes "clunk(opening the top with an opener) chuhhhh (as the carbonations rushes to the neck of the bottle) shuhhhh (as it the liquide settles) and gulp gulp gulp gulp ahhhhhh....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 November 20, 2009 QuoteI drink beer out of bottles so it goes "clunk(opening the top with an opener) chuhhhh (as the carbonations rushes to the neck of the bottle) shuhhhh (as it the liquide settles) and gulp gulp gulp gulp ahhhhhh.... Burrrrrrrrrrrrp!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 November 20, 2009 Quote Quote I drink beer out of bottles so it goes "clunk(opening the top with an opener) chuhhhh (as the carbonations rushes to the neck of the bottle) shuhhhh (as it the liquide settles) and gulp gulp gulp gulp ahhhhhh.... Burrrrrrrrrrrrp! I forgot the burp...thanks lisa....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #7 November 20, 2009 Quote Dammit Don! This could take a TON of research! I think in my excitement of opening a fresh, cold, frosty, beer that I may have missed any sound outside of my own internal joy and happiness. Yep, I just opened a fresh one, nothing but salivating sounds... note to self, buy LOTS more beer tomorrow. for research. mmmmm...research I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 643 #8 November 20, 2009 you seem to have the gulping part down pat.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #9 November 20, 2009 Quote you seem to have the gulping part down pat.... I have been practicing that tonight...I have only had 1 beer though.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #10 November 20, 2009 research more research beer sound keychainBe patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #11 November 20, 2009 Quote The sound of a beer being opened? We have heard the sound many times, but can it be put into words? Have fun! No rules! Open a beer into a computer microphone with software that will decode the sound phonetically. That would have to be the correct spelling because it would be dunn bye A cmoputar, their4 no airroars. "Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." Robby-the-Robot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #12 November 20, 2009 QuoteThe sound of a beer being opened? "Psssshhhh" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #13 November 20, 2009 Quote research more research beer sound keychain Smarty Pants! Thanks. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #14 November 20, 2009 Quote The sound of a beer being opened? We have heard the sound many times, but can it be put into words? Have fun! No rules! If you have to think about the sound your beer makes when you open it...that must be the best part of drinking the shit! Friends don't let friends drink Bud!!! LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
llloyd 0 #15 November 20, 2009 Quote Quote The sound of a beer being opened? "Psssshhhh" Nope...that's about 1/2 an hour later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #16 November 20, 2009 Wirrr jangle clink, as the till opens, Every bottle I open sounds like money and profit. I open hundreds every day. ( I own a bar ) eine zwei drei vier pick up your glasses and drink your beer Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #17 November 20, 2009 I don't know about beer, but I learned in France that the sound of champagne being opened should sound like a woman's contented sigh.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #18 November 20, 2009 Quote Quote The sound of a beer being opened? "Psssshhhh" I think that's the winner!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #19 November 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote The sound of a beer being opened? "Psssshhhh" I think that's the winner!! I agree. The only exception is when it's been accidentally shaken up before you open it. Then it goes "Psssshhhhhhffffffflp-flp-flp-flp". In my ideal world, there's also the sound of canopies opening in the background. The only thing better than being on the last load of the day is being on the second to last load, and emptying the fridge while those suckers are on their way down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 November 20, 2009 Quote I don't know about beer, but I learned in France that the sound of champagne being opened should sound like a woman's contented sigh. Like right after an orgasm? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 643 #21 November 20, 2009 One of my favorite Three Sheets episodes: Champagne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 643 #22 November 20, 2009 OK, who's telling you the secrets? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #23 November 20, 2009 QuoteI drink beer out of bottles so it goes "clunk(opening the top with an opener) chuhhhh (as the carbonations rushes to the neck of the bottle) shuhhhh (as it the liquide settles) and gulp gulp gulp gulp ahhhhhh.... +1 ... to me this is the winner!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #24 November 20, 2009 Quote The sound of a beer being opened? We have heard the sound many times, but can it be put into words? Have fun! No rules! Oops, I thought you said deer. I know that one too and it goes with beer. jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
