Andy9o8 0 #1 February 25, 2010 I hate that shit. Example: Wife: I just cleared YOUR dishes out of the sink. Me: (Opening mouth, about to say thanks) Wife: (quickly) You're welcome. Me: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #2 February 25, 2010 Well, I was going to giev my Opinion, but instead will simply say "Your Welcome"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #3 February 25, 2010 QuoteWife: I just cleared YOUR dishes out of the sink. You were done at that point.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #4 February 25, 2010 QuoteQuoteWife: I just cleared YOUR dishes out of the sink. You were done at that point. I swear I was just about to do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 February 25, 2010 Your thread title just made me choke on a piece of a Hershey bar. Awesome!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #6 February 25, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Wife: I just cleared YOUR dishes out of the sink. You were done at that point. I swear I was just about to do it. And how long have you been married exactly? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #7 February 25, 2010 Quote I hate that shit. Example: Wife: I just cleared YOUR dishes out of the sink. Me: (Opening mouth, about to say thanks) Wife: (quickly) You're welcome. Me: "We are married, they were OUR dishes." (plan out number of nights sleeping on the couch!) topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #8 February 25, 2010 That's like people who call your house but it's a wrong number. For years I said, "I'm sorry, I'm afraid you have the wrong number." And got hung up on without so much as a, "Oh, I'm sorry." So now I just say right off the bat, "Wrong number, asshole!" I gave up trying to maintain civility in some cases . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #9 February 25, 2010 Say "Thank you, and the horse you rode in on."Not really, unless you only want half a house.I usually just say "I love you." BTW, I mean only to Vskydiver. The others get the horse comment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #10 February 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Wife: I just cleared YOUR dishes out of the sink. You were done at that point. I swear I was just about to do it. And how long have you been married exactly? Way long enough for her to know how to time it just perfectly. Usually comes out in a run-on sentence: "I just wrote your [i.e., our] daughter's excuse note for schoolyou'rewelcome." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 February 26, 2010 Your daughter is not writing her own excuse notes yet? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #12 February 26, 2010 Quote Your daughter is not writing her own excuse notes yet? The younger one's still in HS, so it has to come from a parent. I do ask her to type/save them herself sometimes (since she's attached at the umbilicus to the computer anyway), and one of us signs them. She still hasn't learned to forge our signatures on notes the way I did when I was in HS. As far as I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites