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Andy9o8

People who say "You're Welcome" just to stick it up your ass before you have a chance to say "Thank You"

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I hate that shit.

Example:

Wife: I just cleared YOUR dishes out of the sink.
Me: (Opening mouth, about to say thanks)
Wife: (quickly) You're welcome. >:(
Me: [:/]



"We are married, they were OUR dishes."

(plan out number of nights sleeping on the couch!)

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That's like people who call your house but it's a wrong number. For years I said, "I'm sorry, I'm afraid you have the wrong number." And got hung up on without so much as a, "Oh, I'm sorry." So now I just say right off the bat, "Wrong number, asshole!"

I gave up trying to maintain civility in some cases . . .

NickD :)

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Wife: I just cleared YOUR dishes out of the sink.



You were done at that point.


I swear I was just about to do it.


And how long have you been married exactly? :ph34r:


Way long enough for her to know how to time it just perfectly.

Usually comes out in a run-on sentence: "I just wrote your [i.e., our] daughter's excuse note for schoolyou'rewelcome."

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Your daughter is not writing her own excuse notes yet?
:o



The younger one's still in HS, so it has to come from a parent. I do ask her to type/save them herself sometimes (since she's attached at the umbilicus to the computer anyway), and one of us signs them. She still hasn't learned to forge our signatures on notes the way I did when I was in HS. :ph34r:

:|
As far as I know.

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