Bolas 5 #1 April 6, 2006 Freefall stills are getting expensive beacuse the helmets are expensive and the cameras are extremely expensive. People want a cheaper option. I hereby annouce the debut of Bolas's discount stills. Using our (patent pending) QuikLok design we can keep our costs low and pass the savings on to you. Camerapic1 shows a fully outfitted camera flyer. Camerapic2 shows that even our setup gets you chicks. Franchising is available but are limited to 1 per DZ so act fast.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 April 6, 2006 dear god man, I cannot even put into words how hard this made me laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 April 6, 2006 That may be. But the vidiot/photogrophy world wants to know: did you get any pics of the chicks in the air?!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 April 6, 2006 Dude... you know what we really want to see... the photos taken with the ghetto-cam!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #5 April 6, 2006 now pu a video camera on top.....and you got Skinnys helmet "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #6 April 6, 2006 BRILLIANT!!!! I strapped a digital camera to my chest strap and hit the record button on my first helicopter jump. It worked out great. However when I tried it for an actual freefall of length it worked, but forget keeping anyone in the frame. Must have a great mic on it though because you can hear me both times screaming clear as day.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #7 April 6, 2006 F*CKIN' A dude! Every time I wonder if there can possibly be a bigger DORK in this sport.....OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 April 6, 2006 I would have loved to have seen you trying to advance the Thumb Wheel to get the next shot in freefall. LOL!!! And dont forget to hold the little flash Charge Button untill the light comes on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #9 April 6, 2006 Hey, I think ya got somethin! Do the girls come with the purchase? *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #10 April 6, 2006 bolas ... YOU crack me up~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #11 April 6, 2006 QuoteDude... you know what we really want to see... the photos taken with the ghetto-cam! They haven't been developed yet, once they are I'll post them. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #12 April 6, 2006 Wear that lil smokey number with PRIDE!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #13 April 6, 2006 QuoteHey, I think ya got somethin! Do the girls come with the purchase? Nope, but DZ hotties will flock to you with this setup. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #14 April 6, 2006 I cannot WAIT to see the pics in freefall!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #15 April 6, 2006 Yeah, me too, the camera's sitting in my car, all ready to be taken to the nearest Walgreens. I'll post pics as soon as I get them developed! And for this, Kittylicious and I have officially declared Bolas Sausage Sister #0. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #16 April 6, 2006 QuoteI would have loved to have seen you trying to advance the Thumb Wheel to get the next shot in freefall. Yeah, and you should have seen him on the jump prior to this one, where he was PRACTICING advancing the camera. Only problem was, there was no camera there! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #17 April 7, 2006 truly one of my more memorable laughs from The Farm was watching you wear WITH PRIDE that ridiculous helmet. God that was funny. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DancesWClouds 0 #18 April 10, 2006 Dear God, Bolas: respectfully, those pics were the first laugh I had for the day. Thanks! ‡ Dances Muff Brother #2169 "You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 April 10, 2006 ....and just when ya think ya seen it all! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #20 April 10, 2006 Love that camera and helmet. I've got an Aiptek digital video cam. (87 $$ at Wal Mart) and 3 layers of duct tape on my Pro Tek, Now is that rated at 300 MPH beings as it is 100 mph tape? I have recorded my last 40 or so jumps. love reliving my jumps. Anyway it made me LOL. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 April 10, 2006 QuoteNow is that rated at 300 MPH beings as it is 100 mph tape? *** No....the camera has a 300 MPH rating, but the helmet does not! You need to actually triple duct tape it all the way around your head, under your chin to truly be safe! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #22 April 10, 2006 I'll take that into consideration on my next jump. Seriously tho the tape has never even come close to blowing off. I'm very impressed. The quality of my films are not that great, but they are for my entertainment only. Although before I got my Pro-Trak I was able to get my freefall times. Can also hear my comments under canopy about hard openings and missed slots. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #23 April 10, 2006 You gotta post that ghetto setup, maybe we could be business partners. I did go a little bit better than tape, I used tie wraps. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #24 April 11, 2006 Here they are, the pics you've all been waiting for... Bolas' debut as a camera flyer! This is the best of what he got on film... And I must say, it looks like it could turn into something, if only he would fly a little closer to his subjects. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #25 April 11, 2006 And a few more... Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
