stitch 0 #1 July 3, 2010 I have acquired a 30 year-old girlfriend, and she ain't no heifer either. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #2 July 3, 2010 When I saw the subject, I was certain this was Daisy's thread. Hope it works for you.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #3 July 3, 2010 Quote I have acquired a 30 year-old girlfriend, and she ain't no heifer either. Holstien? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #4 July 3, 2010 Quote I have acquired a 30 year-old girlfriend, and she ain't no heifer either. Who's girlfriend?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #5 July 3, 2010 Quote Quote I have acquired a 30 year-old girlfriend, and she ain't no heifer either. Who's girlfriend?? Rats! I missed that one. Good catch. :)I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #6 July 3, 2010 Quote and she ain't no heifer either. Ain't no? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #7 July 4, 2010 So I gather by the subject line, she won't touch you, so you are looking for someone who will? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #8 July 4, 2010 NO, you have cooties... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #9 July 4, 2010 Even more importantly, does she know she's been acquired? Cause if not... you mean abducted.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhys 0 #10 July 4, 2010 You are only as old as the woman you feel!"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 July 4, 2010 they're easy; try one almost half your age, they suck you dry! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 July 4, 2010 ...try one almost half your age... Well... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #13 July 4, 2010 Quote ...try one almost half your age... Well...in your case, try one quarter your age.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 July 4, 2010 Quote Quote ...try one almost half your age... Well... in your case, try one quarter your age.. He will need one about 1/64th his age just to have one that looks young enough not to have wrinkles. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 July 4, 2010 Quote Quote Quote ...try one almost half your age... Well... in your case, try one quarter your age.. He will need one about 1/64th his age just to have one that looks young enough not to have wrinkles. i didnt want him to feel THAT bad.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #16 July 5, 2010 when I saw this subject line, I just assumed it would have been started by Cocheese. You know what they sayskydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #17 July 6, 2010 That is until the gold card limit is reached! ;) Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 July 6, 2010 She's a rare find. She just gave me permission to watch porn online. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 July 6, 2010 Quote She's a rare find. She just gave me permission to watch porn online. What she actually said was~ "Go fuck yourself..." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 July 6, 2010 Quote Quote She's a rare find. She just gave me permission to watch porn online. What she actually said was~ "Go fuck yourself..." You're confused, she ain't a Dizzy.com woman. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #21 July 6, 2010 Quote when I saw this subject line, I just assumed it would have been started by Cocheese. You know what they say What do they say? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #22 July 6, 2010 Quote Quote when I saw this subject line, I just assumed it would have been started by Cocheese. You know what they say What do they say? The one about ASSume I'm glad that you are the one who answered! LOL!skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #23 July 6, 2010 Quote I have acquired a 30 year-old girlfriend, and she ain't no heifer either. Now if I was dating someone that much younger, there would be issues..... 30 is plenty old enough to be a big girl...have fun!I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
