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ok ok i am a good girl these days (sometimes, depends how you define that) but this particular pic i was about 18 and for some reason couldn't stop laughing, nor could i overcome the force of gravity to get up off my friend's bedroom floor... lol. good times...



with all that clothing on the floor you seem over dressed :P
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lol, it's not MY house, blame my messy girlfriend who got me all messed up and took pictures of me when i couldn't move!! and yes, i admit, if i could re-do the occasion i would shed some layers, but i seem to be lacking a time machine at the moment... oh and kasch, you're allowed to say that, but mr. ski, i've forewarned your facebook girlfriend, so there'll be none of your shenanigans today :P

oh, and kasch, in november when at elsinore, a drunken susie tried to convince me to go streaking, but i (soberly and politely) declined, knowing there would be footage of said event. my belated apologies for lack of such footage for this thread lol... maybe next time :)

see, i like to think i'm smart enough to ensure that when i do the really embarrassing and nekkid stuff, the cameras are gone :) but if someone can prove me wrong... ;)

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The open bar at this wedding cut me off(I was in the wedding party damnit!). Luckily or unfortunately the bride lifted their ban. I am told we went clubbing after the reception.
It's time for my nightly ritual: Pleasure myself, weep, and repeat.

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The open bar at this wedding cut me off(I was in the wedding party damnit!). Luckily or unfortunately the bride lifted their ban. I am told we went clubbing after the reception.


When did the UPS uniform get so formal?



I didn't choose the color of the groomsmen's tuxedos. The bride chose the colors and I had to wear it. I still rocked the hell of that tux.
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The open bar at this wedding cut me off(I was in the wedding party damnit!). Luckily or unfortunately the bride lifted their ban. I am told we went clubbing after the reception.


When did the UPS uniform get so formal?


I didn't choose the color of the groomsmen's tuxedos. The bride chose the colors and I had to wear it. I still rocked the hell of that tux.

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I don't do embarrassing photos. Actually, I just don't do embarassed. I understand there are some entertaining photos taken by whomever was still sober enough to hold a camera at the roaming boogie in Dublin a few years ago. I know for a fact there at some good ones from CrossJeys FreezeFest in 2002, but damnit I won the beer Olympics and pulled a free biplane jump the next day, so whatever happened and whatever made it to film, I will not be embarassed. Ended up with a monkey claw long sleeve tee, too. B|

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I don't party, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't skydive, and I sure as hell don't show my ass in front of others. I'm classier than that.B|

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I don't party, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't skydive, and I sure as hell don't show my ass in front of others. I'm classier than that.B|

apart from the skydiving, which a DO do you just described ME:D:D:D:D
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I don't party, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't skydive, and I sure as hell don't show my ass in front of others. I'm classier than that.B|

apart from the skydiving, which a DO do you just described ME:D:D:D:D
you too?:o
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Don't drink much at all - never have.


You say you don't drink *much* (not *never*)
So, there has to be something floating about there? ;)
Or what about other various states of inebriation?? :):P



Nope. Did not drink at all through most of my teens and twenties. Now I occasionally enjoy the odd drink or two, but even at my size, that is not enough to cause me to do embarrassing things :P
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