shah269 0 #26 December 27, 2011 Sing with me! I like fake titties and I can not lie! Other brothers may deny! But when a cute little girl with huge cans walks in I get sprung.... And so on and so on and yes so on!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #27 December 27, 2011 If you like Hip-Hop, that's fine, but I'm more into Titties and Beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #28 December 27, 2011 How does that song go? I'm sticking with my love of fake B(+)(+)BIES! I mean they are so much fun! Sadly only dated a few girls with them And have tried to convince many girls that they should get a set! The gift that keeps on giving! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #29 December 27, 2011 Quote How does that song go? Dude... YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #30 December 27, 2011 Quote If you like Hip-Hop, that's fine, but I'm more into Titties and Beer. I like the song Sex and Beer better. More inclusive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #31 December 27, 2011 Quote Quote If you like Hip-Hop, that's fine, but I'm more into Titties and Beer. I like the song Sex and Beer better. More inclusive You should go look up Weeiners and Wine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #32 December 29, 2011 So today I was checking out the Hooters Calendar Face Book page..... For those that don't know it's right here; http://www.facebook.com/#!/hooterscalendar And while drinking my morning V8 and Red Bull......I had a thought...it's a good one....and I think a good 50% of the people will agree. Every girl needs to contact her insurance carrier and implore them to include boob jobs as part of the plan. I'm just saying....after sipping, clicking, raising an eyebrow or two and meditation...fake boobies are in fact god's gift to man! Is there anything they won't do! They turn skinny chicks hot! They turn thick chicks hot! In fact almost any girl will go from ho hum to Oh HUN! with a nice set of aftermarket hooters! They make any bathing suit or any item of clothing fit perfectly! And they defy gravity! Every girl should get a set! And if you have a set buy a set for a close friend! In return we guys promise to try and not fart in bed or on the jump run! Thoughts or suggestions? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #33 December 29, 2011 Doubtful that you'll get insurance companies to buy off on your plan there shah. You might have better luck convincing Hooters to throw that in as a benefit to their employees. I know a gal that used to work for a plastic surgeon that would do a boob-job on any of his (female) employees "at cost" (the cost of the implants). It was GREAT advertising! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #34 December 29, 2011 A friend just pointed out... "Shah if a girl shows off her tatas do you guys get extra altitude? Well that's a gift that pays for itself doesn't it!" Pervert! I just saw an add the other day, a new set of tata's in NJ is only $5k! That's cheaper than getting your eyes lazer fixed! Now how does one go about talking ones girl friend in investing in them? hum................ Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #35 December 29, 2011 How about you try to talk your girl into getting a boob-job and letting us know how it goes? You could even video tape the conversation and post it to YouTube! If she say's "yes", we get to see them afterwards, for extra altitude, wouldn't you think that would be okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #36 December 29, 2011 Quote your girl That there's your problem, partner!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #37 December 29, 2011 Quote Quote your girl That there's your problem, partner! Huh? Problem, what problem? I think it would be interesting to hear how it goes... Shah... trying to talk a girl into getting a boob-job? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #38 December 29, 2011 Quote Quote Quote your girl That there's your problem, partner! Huh? Problem, what problem? I think it would be interesting to hear how it goes... Shah... trying to talk a girl into getting a boob-job? He has _no_ girl.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #39 December 29, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote your girl That there's your problem, partner! Huh? Problem, what problem? I think it would be interesting to hear how it goes... Shah... trying to talk a girl into getting a boob-job? He has _no_ girl. Obviously! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #40 December 30, 2011 Quote How about you try to talk your girl into getting a boob-job and letting us know how it goes? You could even video tape the conversation and post it to YouTube! If she say's "yes", we get to see them afterwards, for extra altitude, wouldn't you think that would be okay? Hum......this could be dangerous! The best way to encourage a girl to think about a boob job is to introduce her to a girl who has one and encourage them to hang out and be friends! NO NOT THAT KIND OF FRIEND YOU PERVERT.....though it could be fun if you are lucky enough to have it work out for you. No man can tell a woman what to do....even if she is on fire and he says "Darling you are on fire, i suggest you stop drop and roll!" She will most likely stand there on fire and tell you that you are a man and have no idea what you are talking about and you should mind your own business....all the while she is burning! Oh and don't try the porn method or the strip club method...oddly most women don't look up to those girls and as such...the idea of a skinny 100lb 5'8" girl getting a nice set of C's just because Jenna has them.....not going to work! And THUS! AS SAID IN THE TITLE! Is there anything fake B(.)(.)BIES won't do! In this case encourage your girl to consider getting them! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #41 December 30, 2011 "And THUS! AS SAID IN THE TITLE! Is there anything fake B(.)(.)BIES won't do! In this case encourage your girl to consider getting them!" I guess if you're on fire, she can poke a hole in them and spray you. One more thing they can do. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #42 December 30, 2011 Quote I guess if you're on fire, she can poke a hole in them and spray you. One more thing they can do. Ha ha ha oh yeah! But it's funny and maybe it's just what i've seen....fake boobs....it's like genesis. One girl in a group gets a set and with in a few months if not a year either all her friends are considering them and or have them. It's funny, i guess you girls check each other out way more than we guys give you credit for! And i have to say....they do sit nicely in any item of clothing and look just as good if not better clothed as they do naked!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #43 January 3, 2012 Hu....just saw it happen... A girl in a gaggle got a set done. Now all her friends are talking about how nice it looks and feels......wish I was there for the feeling part....and how it's only $5k.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #44 January 4, 2012 Shah, since you're still harping on about this , I feel the need to speak up for the opposition. I hate the very idea of fakes and, speaking personally and all else being equal, I'd be much more attracted to a woman with any size or shape of natural breasts than to one with implants. Also, in case you haven't been following the news there's a large number of women currently fearing for their health because of a high rate of rupture among some implants - no joke. Many of those will have had boob jobs to begin with in response to a 'sales pitch' like yours. Please stop it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #45 January 4, 2012 Why would a woman want a man that is attracted to fake boobs? Why would a man want a woman who thinks fake boobs are a good idea? Idiocracy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #46 January 4, 2012 You just reminded me of a Goldfrapp lyric: Only clowns would play with those balloons What d'ya wanna look like Barbie for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #47 January 4, 2012 Quote Shah, since you're still harping on about this , I feel the need to speak up for the opposition. I hate the very idea of fakes and, speaking personally and all else being equal, I'd be much more attracted to a woman with any size or shape of natural breasts than to one with implants. Also, in case you haven't been following the news there's a large number of women currently fearing for their health because of a high rate of rupture among some implants - no joke. Many of those will have had boob jobs to begin with in response to a 'sales pitch' like yours. Please stop it! Hear hear.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #48 January 4, 2012 So I have an effective sales pitch. What can I say I'm good! Hell no I'm FREAKING GREAT! And for a small fee any one can hire me as a sales consultant on any project ranging from Fake B(.)(.)BIES to high powered guns and carpets. And what do you mean fearing for their life! Modern Fake B(.)(.)BIES are filled with salt water....last i checked that wasn't going to kill you. Yeah some guys like granola eating, Tracy Chapman listening, non leg and under arm shaving LLBean and Eco friendly sandals wearing girls. As is evident by my many posts. I am not. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #49 January 4, 2012 Quote any one can hire me as a sales consultant on any project ranging from Fake B(.)(.)BIES to high powered guns and carpets. If you can sell me a 'high powered carpet' I'll be impressed And I didn't say anyone was 'fearing for their life'. And I'm pretty sure there are women who like natural boobs, but have no time at all for either Tracy Chapman or granola. But since you're clearly just trolling at this point, carry on as normal . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
