nigel99 143 #1 February 20, 2012 My wife is away for the week and for some reason the ladies at her church have decided that males don't have a clue how to cook or clean Yesterday we were given lunch, today someone dropped off dinner for us. I also had a message that if any washing or cleaning needed to be done to give this woman a call The icing on the cake? I get a break from the kids from Saturday afternoon as someone has invited them around for a sleep-over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites piisfish 135 #2 February 20, 2012 I thought you were the guy who tried to install Nataly's internet thing scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nigel99 143 #3 February 20, 2012 Quote I thought you were the guy who tried to install Nataly's internet thing Well he got coffee didn't he? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #4 February 20, 2012 ...and the wife has no problem with you having all those women in the house...all at the same time...with no kids around...? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nataly 38 #5 February 20, 2012 Quote Quote I thought you were the guy who tried to install Nataly's internet thing Well he got coffee didn't he? Yep... We're suckers for poor defenseless/useless men!! Must be the "mothering" instinct!! I gotta admit: my first reaction when I saw my broken shutter was "oh my god - thank goodness you weren't hurt!!" Hmmm... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nigel99 143 #6 February 20, 2012 Quote ...and the wife has no problem with you having all those women in the house...all at the same time...with no kids around...? Nah, when the kids are away I am sure the mothering hens will disappear. I am pretty sure it is because I am a heathen and they are trying to get me to see the light. I could always mention that while they are taking care of the W.I and the E in wife, they could also take care of the F? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Divalent 89 #7 February 20, 2012 Quote ...and the wife has no problem with you having all those women in the house...all at the same time...with no kids around...? Oh, come on, Andy! You've met Nigel and you've met his wife. For God's sake man, think! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites piisfish 135 #8 February 20, 2012 Quote ...and the wife has no problem with you having all those women in the house...all at the same time...with no kids around...? she must be an angel..... mine is still alive scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riddler 0 #9 February 20, 2012 Quote W.I and the E in wife, they could also take care of the F? As this is the first time I've heard this, maybe you could explain what the W, I and E stand for? I can guess the 'F' Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nigel99 143 #10 February 20, 2012 Quote Quote W.I and the E in wife, they could also take care of the F? As this is the first time I've heard this, maybe you could explain what the W, I and E stand for? I can guess the 'F' Agh, the other three are Washing, Ironing,and Eating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nigel99 143 #11 February 24, 2012 Today's Friday. Being the last day of the week I thought I'd let you see what I have had to suffer all weekCame home to find someone had just dropped this off. I love the fact that all week I have been given detailed instructions on how to use a microwave - including what to put in the microwave, how long to reheat food for etc. But telling a man how long to BBQ the steak for. Jokes aside, it has been really nice of them to look after us. It has made dealing with 3 teenage kids livable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BobMoore 0 #12 February 24, 2012 Quote Agh, the other three are Washing, Ironing,and Eating. What? They eat for you too?"For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nigel99 143 #13 February 24, 2012 Quote Quote Agh, the other three are Washing, Ironing,and Eating. What? They eat for you too? . Don't spoil my fun with logic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #14 February 24, 2012 Nice lookin' dinner you have there. When Vskydiver was really sick and in the hospital a few years back, the neighbors and skydivers brought enough food over to feed an army. Although my kids and I all cook fairly well, it sure was a nice thing for everyone to do, and delicious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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piisfish 135 #2 February 20, 2012 I thought you were the guy who tried to install Nataly's internet thing scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 143 #3 February 20, 2012 Quote I thought you were the guy who tried to install Nataly's internet thing Well he got coffee didn't he? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 February 20, 2012 ...and the wife has no problem with you having all those women in the house...all at the same time...with no kids around...? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #5 February 20, 2012 Quote Quote I thought you were the guy who tried to install Nataly's internet thing Well he got coffee didn't he? Yep... We're suckers for poor defenseless/useless men!! Must be the "mothering" instinct!! I gotta admit: my first reaction when I saw my broken shutter was "oh my god - thank goodness you weren't hurt!!" Hmmm... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 143 #6 February 20, 2012 Quote ...and the wife has no problem with you having all those women in the house...all at the same time...with no kids around...? Nah, when the kids are away I am sure the mothering hens will disappear. I am pretty sure it is because I am a heathen and they are trying to get me to see the light. I could always mention that while they are taking care of the W.I and the E in wife, they could also take care of the F? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divalent 89 #7 February 20, 2012 Quote ...and the wife has no problem with you having all those women in the house...all at the same time...with no kids around...? Oh, come on, Andy! You've met Nigel and you've met his wife. For God's sake man, think! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #8 February 20, 2012 Quote ...and the wife has no problem with you having all those women in the house...all at the same time...with no kids around...? she must be an angel..... mine is still alive scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #9 February 20, 2012 Quote W.I and the E in wife, they could also take care of the F? As this is the first time I've heard this, maybe you could explain what the W, I and E stand for? I can guess the 'F' Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 143 #10 February 20, 2012 Quote Quote W.I and the E in wife, they could also take care of the F? As this is the first time I've heard this, maybe you could explain what the W, I and E stand for? I can guess the 'F' Agh, the other three are Washing, Ironing,and Eating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 143 #11 February 24, 2012 Today's Friday. Being the last day of the week I thought I'd let you see what I have had to suffer all weekCame home to find someone had just dropped this off. I love the fact that all week I have been given detailed instructions on how to use a microwave - including what to put in the microwave, how long to reheat food for etc. But telling a man how long to BBQ the steak for. Jokes aside, it has been really nice of them to look after us. It has made dealing with 3 teenage kids livable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobMoore 0 #12 February 24, 2012 Quote Agh, the other three are Washing, Ironing,and Eating. What? They eat for you too?"For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 143 #13 February 24, 2012 Quote Quote Agh, the other three are Washing, Ironing,and Eating. What? They eat for you too? . Don't spoil my fun with logic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #14 February 24, 2012 Nice lookin' dinner you have there. When Vskydiver was really sick and in the hospital a few years back, the neighbors and skydivers brought enough food over to feed an army. Although my kids and I all cook fairly well, it sure was a nice thing for everyone to do, and delicious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
