riddler 0 #26 March 8, 2012 Fuck. Me. I don't know if it's may favorite, but I say it more often at work than anything else. And no, not in the sexual way. And yes, I know it's two sentences, although not two complete sentences, but it's all on one line.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #27 March 8, 2012 Your failure to plan is not my emergency.You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #28 March 8, 2012 Quote I see the screw up fairy has come to visit again... I think you mean the GIF (good idea fairy)"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,366 #29 March 9, 2012 You have obviously made the foolish mistake of thinking that I'm someone who actually cares."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 292 #30 March 9, 2012 The customer wants that? Well he can "want" in one hand and shit in the other, and see which fills up faster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #31 March 9, 2012 Well there's yer prollem (apparently I say that a LOT when people can't figure out what's wrong)"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #32 March 9, 2012 Quote Quote I see the screw up fairy has come to visit again... I think you mean the GIF (good idea fairy) No. I don't.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #33 March 9, 2012 Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #34 March 9, 2012 Engineers don't make mistakes. They make changes.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #35 March 9, 2012 I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #36 March 9, 2012 Quote Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? "you chose the box! What's in the box? NOTHING, Stupid! You're soooooo stupid!!!" - UHF "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #37 March 9, 2012 If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I'd give it to.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #38 March 9, 2012 Quote If assholes could fly this place would be an airport. If assholes could fly, you would be Squadron Leader scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 March 9, 2012 Quote Quote If assholes could fly this place would be an airport. If assholes could fly, you would be Squadron Leader If assholes could fly, this place would be busier than Atlanta-Hartsfield International. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #40 March 9, 2012 Quote Quote Quote If assholes could fly this place would be an airport. If assholes could fly, you would be Squadron Leader If assholes could fly, this place would be busier than Atlanta-Hartsfield International. Turns out that assholes can fly. A lot 'em go low but they fly none-the-less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J-S 0 #41 March 9, 2012 When life gives you lemons make lemonade, then throw it back into the face of the person that gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #42 March 9, 2012 A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #43 March 9, 2012 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #44 March 9, 2012 *Sigh* Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #45 March 9, 2012 Gonzo is like a Slinky~ ...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see him tumble down the stairs. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #46 March 9, 2012 I hate your face. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #47 March 9, 2012 Never hit a man with glasses. . . ~Hit him with a baseball bat. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #48 March 10, 2012 There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #49 March 10, 2012 The aviation business would be great if just didn't involve airplanes, pilots and passengers.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #50 March 10, 2012 Quote There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. This is a work-related one-liner!? Just out of curiosity ...what is your line of work? Maybe this is just a bit of wisdom from the corporate rules and regulations handbook? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites