d_squared431 0 #101 June 3, 2009 Quote because, because, because ---- can't quite think of a good reason Because he has fleas....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #102 June 3, 2009 Quote Quote because, because, because ---- can't quite think of a good reason Because he has fleas.... she no longer DDs me CReW Skies, bubbles"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #103 June 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote because, because, because ---- can't quite think of a good reason Because he has fleas.... she no longer DDs me CReW Skies, bubbles I promise to the next beer wine night...Because she in a different time zone.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #104 June 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote because, because, because ---- can't quite think of a good reason Because he has fleas.... she no longer DDs me CReW Skies, bubbles I promise to the next beer wine night...Because she in a different time zone..... Because she just. wore. me. out. Gotta hydrate."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #105 June 3, 2009 You bitches are NUTS if you think I'd break up with him!! Only way its happening is if he refuses to let me wear that sexy hat!! On a seperate note, Id also like to take this opportunity to permanently break up with Ryoder for good because hes trying to coerce people into sending me icky death trap, stinging, crawling bugs in the mail!!!I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #106 June 3, 2009 Her Low Daily Poking Tolerance.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #107 June 3, 2009 Because it's just wrong that he looks better in a skirt than I do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #108 June 3, 2009 Because she told me the fur suit was real.Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #109 June 3, 2009 Because he obviously doesn't appreciate the stripper bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #110 June 3, 2009 I have no response to that. You Are Right. Honey, come back, please? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #111 June 3, 2009 Quote I have no response to that. You Are Right. Honey, come back, please? With your avatar, and the 'honey come back' line; reminds me of the Swiffer commercial. Poor mop/broom.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #112 June 3, 2009 I could never break up with the poster above me. She's just way to much of a sweat heart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #113 June 3, 2009 Because she's never listened to Bat Out of Hell OR seen The Godfather!! [Edited to Add:] Besides, she's all into Lisa, and Lisa won't do the sharing thing. {Re-Edited to Re-Add:} And she won't tell me what a sweat heart is. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #114 June 3, 2009 Because he has hangy meaty curtains too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #115 June 3, 2009 Quote Because she's never listened to Bat Out of Hell OR seen The Godfather!! That's grounds for dumping anyone!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #116 June 3, 2009 because she thinks she's not porn star material! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #117 June 3, 2009 Quote because she thinks she's not porn star material! B/c I'm a pup, I can break up w/ whoever I want!!!...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #118 June 3, 2009 Quote Quote because she thinks she's not porn star material! B/c I'm a pup, I can break up w/ whoever I want!!! Because he is just a pup TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #119 June 3, 2009 Quote Quote Quote because she thinks she's not porn star material! B/c I'm a pup, I can break up w/ whoever I want!!! Because he is just a pup B/c she thinks I'm a pup...lil does she know....it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #120 June 3, 2009 because i just found out i like chicks instead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #121 June 3, 2009 Because he always says dude and it drives me crazy... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #122 June 3, 2009 Because she eats weird sandwiches. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,571 #123 June 3, 2009 Because she won't share the rumor with me, and she won't send me the boobie pics she is trying to upload.. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #124 June 3, 2009 The damn cowbells ringing and ringing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #125 June 4, 2009 because he's a dudeDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites