LuckyMcSwervy 0 #176 June 5, 2009 Quote Cuz I'm out of beer and once she sobers up she is going to figure out what a big mistake she's made Cause his mohawk poked out my eye! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #177 June 5, 2009 Because she is a blanket hogDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #178 June 5, 2009 Quote Because she is a blanket hog Because he obviously wasn't sleeping with me if he calls me a blanket hog. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #179 June 5, 2009 Because I ain't trading my guitar in for some damned wristwatch.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #180 June 5, 2009 Because he keeps playing the same 6 chords from stairway to heaven.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #181 June 5, 2009 cuz I'm out of beer, sobered up and realized what a big mistake I've made Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #182 June 5, 2009 Cuz he sobered up and is out of beer.... wheres the fun in that?I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #183 June 5, 2009 cuz she drank all my beerHave you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #184 June 5, 2009 cuz he cant keep up! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #185 June 5, 2009 Because I'm straight... Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #186 June 5, 2009 coz she doesnt wanna do a threesome.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #187 June 5, 2009 Beacuse he always insists on calling his shemale "friend"“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #188 June 5, 2009 because he can't spell "because"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #189 June 5, 2009 Because it is friday.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #190 June 5, 2009 ...she forgot the steak.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #191 June 5, 2009 ... his lap is so far away.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #192 June 5, 2009 has mad cow disease.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #193 June 5, 2009 Quote has mad cow disease.. can understand a word he says buck "fuck"and thought his name was richard bruner.. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #194 June 5, 2009 talks about pizza when i have serious issues to discuss..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #195 June 5, 2009 Quote Quote has mad cow disease.. can understand a word he says buck "fuck"and thought his name was richard bruner.. Cuz I feel like it......it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #196 June 5, 2009 Quote Quote has mad cow disease.. can understand a word he says buck "fuck"and thought his name was richard bruner.. Because we are both deeply in love with Skymama and I refuse to share.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #197 June 5, 2009 Because we are both deeply in love with Skymama and I refuse to share. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #198 June 5, 2009 Quote Because we are both deeply in love with Skymama and I refuse to share. You know - I heard that she really likes Caps on your teeth. No - really - she does.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #199 June 5, 2009 I'm South African, not British, so there. Still breaking up with you, though - I can't stand competition. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #200 June 5, 2009 Quote I'm South African, not British, so there. Still breaking up with you, though - I can't stand competition. One thingh to think about . . Tag Team. Just throwin' it out there!And the comment about the caps was from Something About Mary . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
