JohnMitchell 14 #26 July 2, 2013 Several months ago I missed 3 days of work after spraining my foot. I ran over it while parking a coworker's powered wheel chair. Had the crutches, foot boot, everything. FAA klutz of the year right there. It hurt so bad that first night I got up and took some of my old shoulder surgery pain meds, percosets. Because of that I HAD to take 3 days off. Hope you feel better soon, Skymama. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #27 July 2, 2013 Damn, Skymama! Not again! I remember you breaking both wrists snow-boarding, and falling off a ladder or something and getting beat the fuck up. Now this. What else have I missed? That kind of break, nothing you can do but grin and bear it. One time I cracked a rib while leaning over a dining room chair and reacting instantly to an object that was falling off the table. BAM. FUCK. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #28 July 2, 2013 Quote What else have I missed? Oh my gosh, I don't even have time to list them all. My first break was when I was 7 and it's been pretty steady throughout the years. I've broken my nose 4 times! It's been funny reading everyone else's stories. It seems I'm in good company with klutziness. Y'all make me feel much better! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #29 July 2, 2013 ...damn... Well, at least you're a Top-Shelf Hostess....going the distance to have a Red White & BLUE Foot.... in honor of your July 4th Party!!! i'm hopin' it feels better...Fast... jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #30 July 2, 2013 Bolas ******Broke my pinky toe last year playing laser tag. At least I was getting some adrenaline. I've sworn off laser tag - too dark, too dangerous. Skydiving. During the daytime. What... if we could combine laser tag AND skydiving? If you get hit, it deploys your main... Skymama, did you call a tow truck? http://www.pinky-tow.com/home.htmlI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #31 July 2, 2013 turtlespeed *********Broke my pinky toe last year playing laser tag. At least I was getting some adrenaline. I've sworn off laser tag - too dark, too dangerous. Skydiving. During the daytime. What... if we could combine laser tag AND skydiving? If you get hit, it deploys your main... Skymama, did you call a tow truck? http://www.pinky-tow.com/home.html Reminds me of the joke a friend who was a police officer told me. He arrived at the scene of a car accident, just in time to see the ambulance leave, but noticed a cooler fall off the back bumper of the ambulance. He opened it to find a severed human toe packed in ice. He didn't know what to do, so he called a tow truck. Badabing! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GooniesKid 0 #32 July 24, 2013 skymama This is the most ridiculous, stupid and embarrassing injury. I broke my toe on a storage bin. I should skydive every weekend, all of my worst injuries happen at home! ...at first i was like ...then i saw the pic and thought ...but then i was like "oh feet! i love feet!" Hope you feel better 'Mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #33 July 24, 2013 You know, that line that separates cute from creepy? Look behind you. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #34 July 24, 2013 PeacefulJeffery? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 277 #35 July 24, 2013 skymama I live in FL, we don't wear shoes here! Shoot. You can barely remember what it's like to wear PANTS! (end paraphrase)See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #36 July 25, 2013 livendive PeacefulJeffery? \ I think you're onto sumpn'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #37 July 26, 2013 skymama This is the most ridiculous, stupid and embarrassing injury. I broke my toe on a storage bin. I should skydive every weekend, all of my worst injuries happen at home! It happens. I had a horrible sleeping accident where I put my foot through a particle board shelf, broke a glass candle holder, and got blood on the vaulted ceiling. Hurt too much to wear shoes for days to say nothing of jumping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #38 July 26, 2013 DrewEckhardt ***This is the most ridiculous, stupid and embarrassing injury. I broke my toe on a storage bin. I should skydive every weekend, all of my worst injuries happen at home! It happens. I had a horrible sleeping accident where I put my foot through a particle board shelf, broke a glass candle holder, and got blood on the vaulted ceiling. Hurt too much to wear shoes for days to say nothing of jumping. Were you having one of those weird Chinese gung-fu flying while fighting in mid air dreams??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
