airtwardo 6 #26 January 7, 2014 ryoder *** See what I'm dealing with out there? I joke that I'm waiting until I get married again but I'm a no good stuff without a relationship and monogamy girl. It's keeping me single for a LOT longer than I ever thought but I respect my body not to just give it to anyone for the asking, KWIM? Well, you don't need to give it away; You could just loan it out occasionally.That way you still get it back afterward. [runs] Or rent... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #27 January 7, 2014 ryoder *** See what I'm dealing with out there? I joke that I'm waiting until I get married again but I'm a no good stuff without a relationship and monogamy girl. It's keeping me single for a LOT longer than I ever thought but I respect my body not to just give it to anyone for the asking, KWIM? Well, you don't need to give it away; You could just loan it out occasionally.That way you still get it back afterward. [runs] It's not a library book. No one has met my prerequisites. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,141 #28 January 7, 2014 airtwardo ****** See what I'm dealing with out there? I joke that I'm waiting until I get married again but I'm a no good stuff without a relationship and monogamy girl. It's keeping me single for a LOT longer than I ever thought but I respect my body not to just give it to anyone for the asking, KWIM? Well, you don't need to give it away; You could just loan it out occasionally.That way you still get it back afterward. [runs] Or rent... If it flies, floats or fucks, you are better off renting than owning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #29 January 7, 2014 SkyDekker ********* See what I'm dealing with out there? I joke that I'm waiting until I get married again but I'm a no good stuff without a relationship and monogamy girl. It's keeping me single for a LOT longer than I ever thought but I respect my body not to just give it to anyone for the asking, KWIM? Well, you don't need to give it away; You could just loan it out occasionally.That way you still get it back afterward. [runs] Or rent... If it flies, floats or fucks, you are better off renting than owning. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #30 January 7, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy It's not a library book. No one has met my prerequisites. Oh, I'd never tell you to loan a book;Not one book I ever loaned was returned."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #31 January 7, 2014 ryoder *** It's not a library book. No one has met my prerequisites. Oh, I'd never tell you to loan a book;Not one book I ever loaned was returned.+1 Especially the hardbacks.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #32 January 7, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy +1 Especially the hardbacks. Kind of a coffee table book, ya know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #33 January 7, 2014 JohnMitchell *** +1 Especially the hardbacks. Kind of a coffee table book, ya know? Yes! I try to buy my books in hardback. I collect them. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #34 January 7, 2014 JohnMitchell You and Turtle always make everything dirty. . . That's what I love about you both. DirtySwervy and HornyTurtle "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #35 January 7, 2014 BillyVance ***You and Turtle always make everything dirty. . . That's what I love about you both. DirtySwervy and HornyTurtle I'm all talk no action though. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #36 January 7, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy I'm all talk no action though. That sounds like most every description I've heard of an ex-wife."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #37 January 7, 2014 ryoder *** I'm all talk no action though. That sounds like most every description I've heard of an ex-wife."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #38 January 7, 2014 ryoder *** I'm all talk no action though. That sounds like most every description I've heard of an ex-wife.Awwww... that's sad. That's when you're supposed to be the most in action. When you're married. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #39 January 8, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy ***************Ahhhh...... the Pleasure Tube! Amen, too true. Make it out to Seattle and we'll take you in ours. Woohoo!! You and the shell back need to get a room. Sparky Nah - she's waiting to get married . . . I ain't waiting that long.See what I'm dealing with out there? I joke that I'm waiting until I get married again but I'm a no good stuff without a relationship and monogamy girl. It's keeping me single for a LOT longer than I ever thought but I respect my body not to just give it to anyone for the asking, KWIM? Kiss your WHAT?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #40 January 8, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy Awwww... that's sad. That's when you're supposed to be the most in action. When you're married. Married is great. Notice they all said EX-wives. . . That's probably a good description of just about every ex-wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #41 January 8, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy ****** I'm all talk no action though. That sounds like most every description I've heard of an ex-wife.Awwww... that's sad. That's when you're supposed to be the most in action. When you're married. One substance guaranteed to slow the sex activities down to a crawl in about a year . . . Wedding Cake.We aren't asking you to be a Red Box . . . But a LITTLE BIT now and then is a good thing.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #42 January 8, 2014 turtlespeed ******************Ahhhh...... the Pleasure Tube! Amen, too true. Make it out to Seattle and we'll take you in ours. Woohoo!! You and the shell back need to get a room. Sparky Nah - she's waiting to get married . . . I ain't waiting that long.See what I'm dealing with out there? I joke that I'm waiting until I get married again but I'm a no good stuff without a relationship and monogamy girl. It's keeping me single for a LOT longer than I ever thought but I respect my body not to just give it to anyone for the asking, KWIM? Kiss your WHAT?KWIM - KNOW what I mean? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #43 January 8, 2014 JohnMitchell *** Awwww... that's sad. That's when you're supposed to be the most in action. When you're married. Married is great. Notice they all said EX-wives. . . That's probably a good description of just about every ex-wife. Well, I heard what my exHusband told his whores about me and it was all lies. Shocker. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #44 January 8, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy KWIM - KNOW what I mean? OH. That makes sense . . . I thought it was Kiss While I . . . Oh nevermind!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 January 8, 2014 turtlespeed *** KWIM - KNOW what I mean? OH. That makes sense . . . I thought it was Kiss While I . . . Oh nevermind!Yes, definitely makes more sense than whatever was going through your mind! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #46 January 8, 2014 JohnMitchell . . . I could now tunnel fly in any room, no tunnel required. I can't tell you how cool it was, but I'm guessing most of you on this forum have had these kinds of dreams already, so you know anyway. Tunnel time is like crack cocaine. I think I'm getting hooked. . . We've all seen pictures of your wife. You dream about tunnel time... You have a problem. It's not what you think. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #47 January 8, 2014 davjohns We've all seen pictures of your wife. You dream about tunnel time... You have a problem. It's not what you think. If you guys think I'm telling you about THOSE dreams . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #48 January 9, 2014 JohnMitchell *** We've all seen pictures of your wife. You dream about tunnel time... You have a problem. It's not what you think. If you guys think I'm telling you about THOSE dreams . . . I wonder if they are similar to mine.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #49 January 9, 2014 Mine don't involve turtle wax. Other than that I'm sure they're pretty similar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #50 January 9, 2014 JohnMitchell Mine don't involve turtle wax. Other than that I'm sure they're pretty similar. Sigh . . . Clear Jumpsuit.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
