Sebazz1 2 #26 February 5, 2003 I used to do this thing as a kid where I would take a long length of grass. I would tie a noose at the end of the length then approch lizards from behind veeerrrrryyyyy sllllllooooowwwwwwlllllyyyyyy. Then you lasso them. Next thing you know ya got lizard on a rope cruisin around. Like a dog on a leash. Now the bats are different. You need a broom to wack them with. Don't let them bite you man. They got diseases in them... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #27 February 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteWell, that's the first really bad advice you ever gave me. Really? It always works for me. I run in circles, scream and shout, and soon someone comes and takes care of whatever I'm running around screaming and shouting about. Huh. Maybe ya hafta be a girl for that one to work. LOL!!!!!!!! Exactly. It works for me everytime. J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #28 February 5, 2003 My man. I haven't made myself clear. This thing is like 200 lbs. And now that it's been laying on my hotpad for a while it is moving really, really fast. And jittery. Like a meth freak who leans back from the mirror and says "no more". All jittery like that. And what diseased did you give my bats? Dude, that's just wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #29 February 5, 2003 Throw a blanket over its head. Maybe it will fall asleep. Or maybe poor it a bowl of beer. See what that does. See if it heels when you ask it to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #30 February 5, 2003 Quote Don't they taste like chicken? Actually, they do. Iguana meat looks just like chicken but a bit stringy and slightly wild tasting but for the most part just like range chicken"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #31 February 5, 2003 I put a spoonful of guacamole on the cord to the hotpad. It's an old hotpad that doesn't have any kind of fuse or anything. I tell you, those eyes looking in all directions like that is just weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #32 February 5, 2003 Quote those eyes looking in all directions like that is just weird I thought that you said lizard, that sounds like a spider, step away from the mushrooms young man I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #33 February 5, 2003 Dude, quit whining like a little girl. Get your scaredy cat ass over there, grab it by the tail and toss it out the door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #34 February 5, 2003 Quote Dude, quit whining like a little girl. Get your scaredy cat ass over there, grab it by the tail and toss it out the door. Damn, the man comes looking for sympathy and the "Bytch" calls him out like that, wow, with friends like this who needs enemas? I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #35 February 5, 2003 get off the bong and tell louie the lizard to go find some frogs to yell at!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakous 0 #36 February 5, 2003 Quote Dude, quit whining like a little girl. Get your scaredy cat ass over there, grab it by the tail and toss it out the door. But be careful if the tail breaks, lizard falls on ground right near your feet. Decides to run up your pants leg and bites you nutz!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #37 February 5, 2003 That's an idea. QuoteActually, they do. Iguana meat looks just like chicken but a bit stringy and slightly wild tasting but for the most part just like range chicken But gutting this thing? That sink in the janitor's closet just isn't up to it. Heck. It's just sitting there. I could get used to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #38 February 5, 2003 Quote It's just sitting there. I could get used to it. The lizard's thinking the same thing about you! Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #39 February 5, 2003 Quote And what diseased did you give my bats? Dude, that's just wrong. Ya know, I thought the same thing the other day. I saw a bumper sticker that said "This truck protected by a pit bull with AIDS". I wasn't that concerned about the dog, but whoever gave a pit bull AIDS in an involuntary fashion has got to be one mean muthah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #40 February 5, 2003 I like lizards. They fascinate me. I'm scared of bugs, snakes and everything else, but lizards are cool. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #41 February 5, 2003 What'd you think of that weasel or whatever it was at Eloy. Ferret. Cute and scary at the same time. So, you want my lizard? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #42 February 5, 2003 Quote But be careful if the tail breaks Doh! You weren't supposed to tell him that. Think how funny the post would have been if he'd tried it|! Now we'll never know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #43 February 5, 2003 Quote I like lizards My youngest HAD a leapord Gekko...Shibby was his name. One day after school she comes down stairs... "Mommy..Shibby has been in the same spot since I went to bed last night. I was hoping he would have moved by the time I got home... will you poke him and make sure he's not dead.." Well.....of course Shibby was dead.. Kyla screams.."My lizard is dead..My lizard is dead..." We gave Shibby a nice burial in the garden. Her birthday is coming up in a week...I'm buying her a new lizard...Shibby---The Sequel... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #44 February 5, 2003 pull its tail, it'll fall off and you'll have a war trophyPhoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #45 February 5, 2003 Sweetie...I sent you HUGS not DRUGS! OH, and the screaming works for me except I don't run around, I climb up on something so my scream carries further. It got the neighbor across the street here when a lizzard was on my gas logs warming himself. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #46 February 5, 2003 One of the few "decorative items" in my apt is a big fake kimodo dragon. He's sitting on top of my tv. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #47 February 5, 2003 *burp* Well, back from lunch. Actually just ate it in front of my Viewsonic VP230 23" flatpanel monitor. Had a nice Monterey Jack Chicken sandwich from Wendy's. Fed the lettuce to the lizard. How can I determine if this thing is a he or a she? That may be important if I decide to name it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #48 February 5, 2003 QuoteHow can I determine if this thing is a he or a she? That may be important if I decide to name it. Don't give it a gender defining name. How about something like Smirnoff. Thats a great name. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #49 February 5, 2003 No. It's a skydiving lizard. Definitely. So it has to be grommet, or meeker, or slider or something like that. Rigger? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #50 February 5, 2003 Quote and they all heard it I'm sure they did -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
