yoink 321 #401 July 24, 2009 epic thread bump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #402 May 8, 2010 Quote I love my three hole punch. I found it when I first started working here. Unlike most of the newer hole punchers here around the office, mine is sturdy, strong, made of iron (or somethin like that), and can cut through a .25 inch of paper with all my weight on it and not break!!! My three holes are evnly spaced and big. No problem sliding paper into a three ring binder after it has been through my hole puncher. Most everybody elses whole punchers are cheap, partially made of plastic, dont cut more than a couple sheets at once, and have no character. I love my three hole punch. I know everybody loves my hole punch too. They want it and are jealous. I will protect my hole puncher with my life. I have the best three hole punch in the world... Got one just like it at a yard sale, I will protect it with your life! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efs4ever 3 #403 May 12, 2010 Mine does over fifty sheets at a time. It's a killer. Great for making my trial notebooks and such. Cost a pretty penny also. Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #404 May 12, 2010 I need to come steal yours...I mean borrow it... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiger6513 0 #405 May 12, 2010 Holy crap 404 posts about hole punchers... damn but I like the old bad ass ones too, new cheap'o's suck for and more than 5 sheetsTravis Roy Foundation. At very least its a tax write off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #406 May 12, 2010 Context is everything. This thread started when: a. There was no Speaker's Corner, only Bonfire (which meant that political discussions all happened in Bonfire) b. The US had just invaded Iraq. You can imagine what BF looked like this thread was a very welcome breath of fresh silly air. thanks, Sebby Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #407 May 12, 2010 Quote Context is everything. This thread started when: a. There was no Speaker's Corner, only Bonfire (which meant that political discussions all happened in Bonfire) b. The US had just invaded Iraq. You can imagine what BF looked like this thread was a very welcome breath of fresh silly air. thanks, Sebby Wendy P. Just cuz I heart you Wendy, I won't point out that it was "Talk Back" then.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #408 May 12, 2010 Damn you're old Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #409 May 12, 2010 Quote Quote Context is everything. This thread started when: a. There was no Speaker's Corner, only Bonfire (which meant that political discussions all happened in Bonfire) b. The US had just invaded Iraq. You can imagine what BF looked like this thread was a very welcome breath of fresh silly air. thanks, Sebby Wendy P. Just cuz I heart you Wendy, I won't point out that it was "Talk Back" then. Back when it was environmentally friendly to use lots of Turtle~Whacks! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #410 May 12, 2010 I like my sigline better now, but . . . Cuddle Naps(TM) were more poular back then too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #411 October 22, 2010 Your sig line sux! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #412 October 22, 2010 QuoteYour sig line sux! Not as good as you suck Divot! and Billy and Rallfers and Cocheese and Theonlyski and well just about everyone but me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #413 October 22, 2010 Well YOUR check bounced! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #414 October 22, 2010 Quote Well YOUR check bounced! I just can't afford a . . . . of your qualifications then can I?I would have typed C*******r - but I might get banned.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #415 October 22, 2010 Quote Quote Well YOUR check bounced! I just can't afford a . . . . of your qualifications then can I?I would have typed C*******r - but I might get banned. You would have spelled it wrong anyway, so I'll help ya out! ...Character ! And no, ya couldn't ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #416 October 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Well YOUR check bounced! I just can't afford a . . . . of your qualifications then can I?I would have typed C*******r - but I might get banned. You would have spelled it wrong anyway, so I'll help ya out! ...Character ! And no, ya couldn't Well i wasn't going to call you a cocksucker!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #417 October 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Well YOUR check bounced! I just can't afford a . . . . of your qualifications then can I?I would have typed C*******r - but I might get banned. You would have spelled it wrong anyway, so I'll help ya out! ...Character ! And no, ya couldn't Well i wasn't going to call you a cocksucker! Hard to say anything with your mouth full huh! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #418 October 13, 2011 My brother bought an awesome 3-hole punch from American Standard. Sadly even those aren't made in America anymore :(Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #419 October 13, 2011 That stinks. I'm afraid my old stapler is getting ready to bite the dust and I'll end up with some cheap plastic junkYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #420 October 28, 2011 God, I feel like Archie Bunker....those were the days. Blue skies to those who have gone and hugs to those left behind. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #421 October 10, 2013 Sebazz1 I love my three hole punch. I found it when I first started working here. Unlike most of the newer hole punchers here around the office, mine is sturdy, strong, made of iron (or somethin like that), and can cut through a .25 inch of paper with all my weight on it and not break!!! My three holes are evnly spaced and big. No problem sliding paper into a three ring binder after it has been through my hole puncher. Most everybody elses whole punchers are cheap, partially made of plastic, dont cut more than a couple sheets at once, and have no character. I love my three hole punch. I know everybody loves my hole punch too. They want it and are jealous. I will protect my hole puncher with my life. I have the best three hole punch in the world... Mine broke...can I borrow yours? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #422 October 10, 2013 airtwardo ***I love my three hole punch. I found it when I first started working here. Unlike most of the newer hole punchers here around the office, mine is sturdy, strong, made of iron (or somethin like that), and can cut through a .25 inch of paper with all my weight on it and not break!!! My three holes are evnly spaced and big. No problem sliding paper into a three ring binder after it has been through my hole puncher. Most everybody elses whole punchers are cheap, partially made of plastic, dont cut more than a couple sheets at once, and have no character. I love my three hole punch. I know everybody loves my hole punch too. They want it and are jealous. I will protect my hole puncher with my life. I have the best three hole punch in the world... Mine broke...can I borrow yours? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #423 October 10, 2013 airtwardo ***I love my three hole punch. I found it when I first started working here. Unlike most of the newer hole punchers here around the office, mine is sturdy, strong, made of iron (or somethin like that), and can cut through a .25 inch of paper with all my weight on it and not break!!! My three holes are evnly spaced and big. No problem sliding paper into a three ring binder after it has been through my hole puncher. Most everybody elses whole punchers are cheap, partially made of plastic, dont cut more than a couple sheets at once, and have no character. I love my three hole punch. I know everybody loves my hole punch too. They want it and are jealous. I will protect my hole puncher with my life. I have the best three hole punch in the world... Mine broke...can I borrow yours? [url http://www.crystalinks.com/toolironage.jpg]How did you break this?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #424 October 10, 2013 turtlespeed ******I love my three hole punch. I found it when I first started working here. Unlike most of the newer hole punchers here around the office, mine is sturdy, strong, made of iron (or somethin like that), and can cut through a .25 inch of paper with all my weight on it and not break!!! My three holes are evnly spaced and big. No problem sliding paper into a three ring binder after it has been through my hole puncher. Most everybody elses whole punchers are cheap, partially made of plastic, dont cut more than a couple sheets at once, and have no character. I love my three hole punch. I know everybody loves my hole punch too. They want it and are jealous. I will protect my hole puncher with my life. I have the best three hole punch in the world... Mine broke...can I borrow yours? [url http://www.crystalinks.com/toolironage.jpg]How did you break this?Cutting Jello. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #425 October 10, 2013 airtwardo *********I love my three hole punch. I found it when I first started working here. Unlike most of the newer hole punchers here around the office, mine is sturdy, strong, made of iron (or somethin like that), and can cut through a .25 inch of paper with all my weight on it and not break!!! My three holes are evnly spaced and big. No problem sliding paper into a three ring binder after it has been through my hole puncher. Most everybody elses whole punchers are cheap, partially made of plastic, dont cut more than a couple sheets at once, and have no character. I love my three hole punch. I know everybody loves my hole punch too. They want it and are jealous. I will protect my hole puncher with my life. I have the best three hole punch in the world... Mine broke...can I borrow yours? [url http://www.crystalinks.com/toolironage.jpg]How did you break this?Cutting Jello. You are supposed to brush more often.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
