riggerrob 558 #1 September 5, 2014 A Newfoundland dog a looks for work in the search and rescue business. He applies at the Grand Saint Bernard Monastery (Switzerland. He passes all the exercises swimming, but fails the final exam. Why? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bealio 0 #2 September 5, 2014 The Newfoundland dog doesn't do well with search and rescue in the snowy climate of the alps because the long fur they have freezes and weighs them down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #3 September 5, 2014 The exam was too ruff? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 September 5, 2014 He's an alcoholic and fails the psych test.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 September 5, 2014 riggerrob A Newfoundland dog a looks for work in the search and rescue business. He applies at the Grand Saint Bernard Monastery (Switzerland. He passes all the exercises swimming, but fails the final exam. Why? The Newfie did not slobber enough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 September 5, 2014 Amazon ***A Newfoundland dog a looks for work in the search and rescue business. He applies at the Grand Saint Bernard Monastery (Switzerland. He passes all the exercises swimming, but fails the final exam. Why? The Newfie did not slobber enoughNaw - he ran on solar.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 558 #7 September 6, 2014 AggieDaveHe's an alcoholic and fails the psych test. ............................................................................ Best answer so far. Another hint: what happened the last time the Royal Newfoundland Regiment was left alone with a keg of brandy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 September 6, 2014 riggerrob***He's an alcoholic and fails the psych test. ............................................................................ Best answer so far. Another hint: what happened the last time the Royal Newfoundland Regiment was left alone with a keg of brandy? There was a keg of Brandy????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 558 #9 September 6, 2014 Amazon******He's an alcoholic and fails the psych test. ............................................................................ Best answer so far. Another hint: what happened the last time the Royal Newfoundland Regiment was left alone with a keg of brandy? There was a keg of Brandy????? Saint Bernard dogs are famous for carrying small kegs of brandy tied to their collars. The brandy is to revive avalanche survivors. Yes, I was using a stereotype: keg of brandy dangling from a St. Bernard's collar. I also stereotype Swiss as being great archers, yodelers, alpenhorn blowers, cheese-makers, clock-makers, etc. Other days stereotypes get me into trouble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 September 7, 2014 riggerrob*********He's an alcoholic and fails the psych test. ............................................................................ Best answer so far. Another hint: what happened the last time the Royal Newfoundland Regiment was left alone with a keg of brandy? There was a keg of Brandy????? Saint Bernard dogs are famous for carrying small kegs of brandy tied to their collars. The brandy is to revive avalanche survivors. Yes, I was using a stereotype: keg of brandy dangling from a St. Bernard's collar. I also stereotype Swiss as being great archers, yodelers, alpenhorn blowers, cheese-makers, clock-makers, etc. Other days stereotypes get me into trouble. You forgot Knives. I suppose you also stereotype people that wear horns on their helmets as vikings!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 September 7, 2014 turtlespeed ************He's an alcoholic and fails the psych test. ............................................................................ Best answer so far. Another hint: what happened the last time the Royal Newfoundland Regiment was left alone with a keg of brandy? There was a keg of Brandy????? Saint Bernard dogs are famous for carrying small kegs of brandy tied to their collars. The brandy is to revive avalanche survivors. Yes, I was using a stereotype: keg of brandy dangling from a St. Bernard's collar. I also stereotype Swiss as being great archers, yodelers, alpenhorn blowers, cheese-makers, clock-makers, etc. Other days stereotypes get me into trouble. You forgot Knives. I suppose you also stereotype people that wear horns on their helmets as vikings! Or really freaky cosplay Unicorns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 September 7, 2014 Amazon Or really freaky cosplay Unicorns Only when they thpark-ulll.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastphil 0 #13 September 8, 2014 riggerrob*********He's an alcoholic and fails the psych test. ............................................................................ Best answer so far. Another hint: what happened the last time the Royal Newfoundland Regiment was left alone with a keg of brandy? There was a keg of Brandy????? Saint Bernard dogs are famous for carrying small kegs of brandy tied to their collars. The brandy is to revive avalanche survivors. Yes, I was using a stereotype: keg of brandy dangling from a St. Bernard's collar. I also stereotype Swiss as being great archers, yodelers, alpenhorn blowers, cheese-makers, clock-makers, etc. Other days stereotypes get me into trouble. Well, maybe a cheese eating yodeler arrowed him at the clock-strike. Does that blow your alpenhorn... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 558 #14 September 9, 2014 Final hint: stereotypical human Newfoundlanders have a reputation for loud and rowdy kitchen parties that include singing, cider-sipping, banjo-playing, beer-chugging, dancing, drinking, tall-tale-telling, rum-guzzling, etc. After Newfoundlanders empty a rum barrel they rinse the barrel with hot water and drink screech! Can you see a common thread in this hint? Now can any of you main-landers deduce what happens when you leave a Newfoundland dog alone with a keg of brandy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 36 #15 September 10, 2014 All this Canadian talk is making me cold. Eh? Good night. Assume the dog drank the brandy and spent the night under the kitchen table.I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 558 #16 September 10, 2014 Finally! A winner! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 36 #17 September 10, 2014 What do I win?I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 558 #18 September 10, 2014 An empty brandy keg! Congratulations! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 September 10, 2014 riggerrobAn empty brandy keg! Congratulations! And a new wet vac to clean up the diarrhea the dog now has.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
