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JerryBaumchen

A PSA for men

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******Hi guys,

If you take sleeping pills and worry about rolling out of bed, then take a Viagra also. Problem solved.

:P

Jerry Baumchen



Just do not take a laxative at the same time:ph34r:

A jet-assist could override the kickstand .

Butt the waltappel factor just ain't worth consideration

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PSA?
I thought you said "Prostate Specific Anti-what hemacallit?"

Let me tell you about my prostate biopsy today ..... Can any of you remember old-style desk telephones, with the black, plastic hand-pieces big enough to knock out bad guys? ..... Well the biopsy started with a tool longer than that .... then the doctor stuck a dozen needles in my butt .... not my buttocks .... in my butt ... then the pain started ... now I have blood leaking out both ends ...

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PSA?
I thought you said "Prostate Specific Anti-what hemacallit?"

Let me tell you about my prostate biopsy today ..... Can any of you remember old-style desk telephones, with the black, plastic hand-pieces big enough to knock out bad guys? ..... Well the biopsy started with a tool longer than that .... then the doctor stuck a dozen needles in my butt .... not my buttocks .... in my butt ... then the pain started ... now I have blood leaking out both ends ...



... i might just die in undiagnosed prostate cancer.

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Let me tell you about my prostate biopsy today ..... Can any of you remember old-style desk telephones, with the black, plastic hand-pieces big enough to knock out bad guys? ..... Well the biopsy started with a tool longer than that .... then the doctor stuck a dozen needles in my butt .... not my buttocks .... in my butt ... then the pain started ... now I have blood leaking out both ends ...



Been there done that:P:P:P. The date? April 15, 2009. I told the doc that this was twice in a day I was getting it in the you know where.

Bleeding goes away in a few days.

All kidding aside, good luck with it, hope it's all negative and gentlemen over 40, bend over at least once a year. Prostate cancer, it's not fun...trust me I know.
:S:PB|

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Hi Kadde,

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... i might just die in undiagnosed prostate cancer.



That is a choice that some men make: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelius_Ryan

Jerry Baumchen



However, so much has changed in the past forty years from being an agonizing fight until the death to:

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According to the most recent data, when including all stages of prostate cancer:

The relative 5-year survival rate is almost 100%
The relative 10-year survival rate is 99%
The 15-year relative survival rate is 94%


SOURCE:
http://www.cancer.org/cancer/prostatecancer/detailedguide/prostate-cancer-survival-rates


Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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