charlie5

It's terrifying that there are licensed skydivers who can't tell right off the bat this is a joke. The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

28, wish I started 10 years earlier The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

70th jump or so. 12 way tracking. During break off we were really tight up front so we didn't fan out as much as I would have liked. I check above me before I pull and notice someone directly above me about 500 ft or so. I suck it a bit low so I can track farther away and pull and say a quick prayer. As soon as I'm under canopy I see this guy snivel right between me and the person next to me on break away. He was maybe 100ft or so from me and the other guy. So apparently his goggles were loose, he couldn't see very well and lost track of us. He also apparently continued to track and pulled lower than he should have, given that he couldn't see and sniveled past me even though I opened lower. He was a visiting jumper and had the lowest number of the group. Lesson learned: Don't jump with anyone I don't know or feel is skilled enough in a bigger tracking jump. And do mad crazy barrel rolls to check above me The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

That's awesome. Just tell them "I broke my femur getting out of a plane" The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

Boys and girls welcome to the fucked up future that is America....working for free and looking forward to it! Seriously, these people looking to be productive and work are assholes. The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

INTERLAKEN! The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

"After giving birth to five children it's this wide." The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

Waiting for Obama to come out and blame this on the Republican controlled congress, just like he did for solyndra. The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

That's assuming the tweeting of the address was related to "collecting" on this bounty. I would buy that argument if the tweet was specifically directed to the the "organization" offering the bounty. So he was just posting the address in case anybody wishing to send flowers and support to him couldn't find it? The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

Never The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

Just say you're sorry. When a girl fucks up it's much easier for the guy to forgive, other way around, not so much. The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

Wouldn't solve anything. Car insurance doesn't cover gross negligence. If health insurance would go the same route: No coverage for those overweight or obese. No coverage if you drink more than maybe one drink average per day. No coverage if you do not exercise on a relatively frequent basis. No coverage if you live or work in high risk areas. Smoke? Sorry, no coverage Forcing a high deductable on people. That doesn't solve anything either, since many people would not be able to cover the costs under the deductable limit. So people would have to be responsible for their life choices? Or else pay much higher deductibles, I don't see a problem there. The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

I understand "health" but we're talking about "healthCARE". Again, our life expectancy has to do with our sloth, modern comforts and over indulgence. Nothing to do with healthCARE. If we were all so broke that all we could afford was 1000 calories a day with basic vegetables and a small serving of meat our life spans would be much higher, there's no debate there. But to equate life expectancy with healthcare is wrong. I don't see where being "proud" of our life expectancy was ever a topic. The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

That's some straight up bs that has nothing to do with healthcare. That has to do with unhealthy eating and exercise habits. Don't confuse that with poor medical attention. Also I don't see too many 3rd world countries ahead of us http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

They're lying for political gain, election season. The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo