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***some are just of people waiting around and shit.Quote Where are the pictures of the shit? You've got me is suspense. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Aparently they ran out of large blue shirts. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

This just proves that regardless of how jacked up your swoop/technique, you can always find at least one still frame that will make you look cool. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Besides that. You would really have to call it Dirt-Crater-Dirt. I'm really tired of some of these velocity pilots that go 300' by "accident". It's all canopy baby. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Hey Tonto, where's the warning with the mooth attacks? -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Well, except that Spizzzarko would look more like Jabba the Hut swooping into the HQ. Swoopa Jabba Fatta Assa -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Leaning forward is gay.....Warning imminent. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Grant and I are in the final stages of getting this season up and rolling. Please let Grant (Spizzzarko)or I know what events you plan on attending this year. The schedule is shown below. Also let us know if you are available for judging at any or all events. Thanks 22 April CPC # 1 at Mile Hi * 13 May CPC # 2 at Mile Hi * 3 June CPC # 3 at Mile Hi * 9-11 June Mile Hi PST Competition 1 July CPC # 4 at Mile Hi * 14-16 July Mile Hi PST PRO / AM Training Camp 5 Aug CPC # 5 at Mile Hi * 11-13 Aug Mile Hi PST PRO / AM Training Camp 18-20 Aug CPC Championships 8-10 Sept Mile Hi PST PRO / AM Training Camp -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

I don't know man, the kids these days are living fast. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Yeah, that is what we call "Digging Hard". Note the deep brakes, angle of descent, and fact that the dude is still under the canopy. He's totally going in baby! -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

You should be able to hang with the xbraced crew on that canopy. I personally am going to slather my fx in grease and see if that helps. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Loss complete. But I thought I should note that no shoes were lost in the making of this picture. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

You mean this one? -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

I understand that. However, the idea that there is anything between those 10 ft gates seems to have to potential for a little bit of target fixation. And since I seem to always set up too far back, I'll be taken dem bitches out anyway. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

I've gotta say that I don't like the idea of a set of 5 ft gates sitting in the middle of the nice wide 10 ft gates that I am shooting for. And I really don't suck that bad at swooping. I see this as a potential problem for brand new swoopers...seriously. The overall idea is good, but maybe not set up that exact way in this event. I probably should have replied to Shimmel on this. But hey, the opinion is out there. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

However, it absolutely will not forgive your sins...or any piloting mistakes you may make. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

I won't argue with you there. However, using a 450, I can get the power I want without the pain associated with making an FX dive longer. Plus I think it is a really fun turn. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

450s are the heat! -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Sweet bro. You are bringing the bar back up. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

HaHa. I wasn't going to say anything, but that costume looked hideous man. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

This thread has really gone downhill from "Post your hot swoop pics" to "Post your swoop attempt". -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Nice bathroom! Oh...wait, there was a helmet there huh? Crap...I ALWAYS DO THIS!!! -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

***THANK YOU BRIAN!! It bugs the hell out of me to see that "canopy pilots" actually belive they control their canopys in a way that is impossible.. Quote If you knew I was full of shit, why didn't you have the balls to chime in at the time. You must be the type waits for a reliable source to back you up so you won't look dumb. We are all on here to learn (I hope). And sometimes we are proven very wrong. That is all. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

1. If all you want is fun, just swoop by yourself. 2. Give us some REAL reasons for wanting to only swoop against people "on your level". Because I believe the real unlying reason is that you are more likely to win, which is ego driven...period. You are not really going to learn from swoopers on your level. You will all be making the same mistakes and flying the same way. 3. There are alot more people out there playing football, hockey, basketball and soccer. It would be like having half the people in town showing up for a swoop comp. You would have to break it down just to keep it organized. 4. Be a man and identify yourself. 5. Couch Potato. 6. Pussy. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Belts are more comfortable. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-