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DUDE....All your pics have unattractive people with bad accents....Get some new material. Pic 2 - I see you're all about swoopin the bitches. Lastly, why do you insist on using the size of your junk to name your pictures? -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Heeeeeeeeey Maaaaaaaaaaan. The hat is off limits. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

My understanding of Icarus products is that: Made in NZ is the most preferred Made in Spain is good Made in USA is the least preffered -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

I remember when you were busting our balls for the smart ass one liners. I'm glad you've seen the light. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Always fly a canopy that you can land in the WORST of situations, not the BEST of situations.

It would be MUCH more fun to talk about the WORST "pilots" we know. All this butt-kissing is unnecessary. I now consider it stevo-ing. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

"He/she is sitting in high school english right now day dreaming about the GIRL in the third row." I think you are right Dave. The best pilot ever is either a dude or a lesbo. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Kissing Tagle's butt after you razz him - PUSS'ing -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Being only the fourth woman on the PST - GRANT S ADAMS.....ing Doing a 90 or less - ELOY'ing -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Calling a crash a "wingover" - HANSEN'ing Leaving a permanent imprint of your face on the edge of Mile Hi's pond - BILLINGS'ing Using complicated words to describe canopy flight while being way too nice and smiling ALL THE TIME! - GERMAIN'ing Finding yourself in line twists at an EXTREMELY low altitude - JEFFRO'ing -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Swooping while old and Canadian - ARMSTRONG'ing Swooping your reserve - JOE BENNET'ing -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

Alright then.... Swooping while being deeply touched - FROST'ED -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

I will apologize in advance to those with no sense of humor. Feel free to add your own. Executing a beautiful swoop only to wreck yourself when you put your feet down - DRENNAN'ing Swooping angry - JUDY'ing Swooping with a bad haircut - MOLEDSKI'ing Swooping while feeling under-appreciated - FROST'ing Swooping in a midget costume - BAATCH'ing Swooping while HUGE - LUND'ing Catching a tree with your endcell and getting body slammed - STU'ing Swooping while bald - HARTSWIG'ing Swooping while badly needing a haircut and shave - SPIZZZARKO'ing Swooping between used car sales - THORNTON'ing Swooping when not busy with other "hippie oriented" events - SKYMONKEY'ing I could go on for days. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

This is a tough one to answer. You are going to have to try different sizes and see if any of it fixes your problem. I would probably hold on to the 30" for hop n pops, and go to a 26" for terminal jumps. But you will have to find out for yourself what works for you. Ask around and see how your pack job on the velo compares to others who get good openings. It could also be that you have that odd velo that just has personality issues. Later. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-

We will be sure to have the loudener out on Thursday to welcome you homos proper like. -We are the Swoophaters. We have travelled back in time to hate on your swoops.-