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It's ok buddy! Wait you did this? Why! I mean why would you ever do that! You paid for a good and service but think you can do a better job? If so why pay for the good or service in the first place? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

BINGO! If you are under Warranty and a component shits the bed....sit your ass down and let the guys who know what they are doing fix the shit! NOT HARD! Well unless you are an engineer and well....you know what you are doing! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thank you for the links Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Engineer Vs. Warranty True story. Engineer's girl friend buys a nice second hand VW with a nice Warranty . After a week the things battery dies. Girl calls engineer. Engineer comes over examines the car and tells GF to buy new battery from auto parts store. Girl asks if she should call dealer but engineer boasts about "I know things!" Girl goes out and buys new battery. Car runs. A week later battery dies again. Engineer comes over jumpstarts the car and takes it over to advanced auto and they say the alternator is on its last leg. Girl asks if she should call the dealer and have them fix it. Engineer boasts "I know these things!" tells her that if she buys alternator he will install it! New alternator bought. A week later the car is again dead. Engineer comes over jumps the car and this time the girl says "Shut the hell up engineer I'm taking this car to the dealer and you are coming with me!" Engineer was about to say "I know things!" when the girl tells him to shut up. Engineer and girl go to dealer. Mechanic steps out and says "Yeah the car is fixed we just installed a new VW alternator on there. But why was there an aftermarket non VW alternator on there? And a new battery? The car just left here a few weeks back and I checked that car and it had VW parts on there." Engineer boasts "I know these things! I installed the alternator!" Mechanic "Well I guess you know that means you voided your Warranty ." Engineer looks shocked, girl wants to dismember the engineer and use his severed head as a piss pot! Noting a pending dismemberment the mechanic politely states that he will look the other way but that he the engineer is never allowed to touch that car! So don't void your warrantee and cost you money...don't let an engineer tell you "I know these things!" *funny how spell check missed that one! Made the Spelling dorks get all angry and stuff! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Doesn't this sound like another annoying troll we have on here already? Lets see, new profile, an "engineer", sounds like #2 to me. Just a noob but DAMN YOU BEAT ME TOO IT!! Don't look at me! The last smart I idea I had was a sonar based altimiter on students feet so we could have another tool to teach our eyes how high we were. Turns out simply talking to friends and videos work just as well and you get to make new friends. So don't look at me on this one! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Adn to think Moses did it the hard way! that dork! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh no don't get me wrong I love the winter Olympics it's just that the ladies in these events are fully clothed and it's hard to see how hot they really are! And there is no jumping or flipping or any of that business in super tight clothing. Yeah I'm a man I like to look at good looking athletic women jumping and bending and spinning. If this offends you please visit any religious forum where they don't talk about this kind of thing. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Say it with me. "Big banks like Israel can do no wrong! Big banks like Israel can do no wrong! Big banks like Israel can do no wrong! Big banks like Israel can do no wrong! Big banks like Israel can do no wrong! Big banks like Israel can do no wrong! Big banks like Israel can do no wrong!" See don't you feel better? They can do no wrong! Right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Be nice. I think she is a type of pelican. No no she is a great person! YOU HEAR THAT SENDERS OF NASTY GRAMS AND WARNINGS! SHE IS A GREAT GRAT GREAT PERSON WHO I FOR ONE WOULD LOVE TO BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH! *whisper* I bet when Asians see her they scream Godzillllaaa! But when engineers see her they are sliding up to her at the bar...mostly due to the gravity field and lay some killer pick up lines on that! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

God I would love to but I may offend some one who is very into..."this" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Split D bag. Why? A friend has a split D bag for his system. What are the pros and cons of such a system? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

W-T-F? Is that a woman? She has more chins than a Chinese phone book. No offence to any of our Asian brothers! But sweet flaming Jesus on a stick! No offence to any of our Christians friends. Mohamed doing coke off a hookers tit! No offence to any of our Muslim brothers! But WTF is this shit! Can I please please be given permission to make fun of this...escaped sea beast? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/power-players-abc-news/jumping-dream-job-parachuting-u-army-extreme-skydiving-111219678.html Enjoy!

She's a celebutard right? Isn't she spencer pratt sister? How much money did these fucktards make while they were on TV? WOW! I would love to know how much these morons are worth! And how they can afford to live this kind of life! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK....so don't shoot him. Take him out, turn up the radio and beat the crap out of him to the tune of........call me maybe? OK....so don't shoot him. Take him out, turn up the radio and beat the crap out of him to the tune of........call me maybe? My step father was a parole office as well as on the parole board. He is the nicest most enlightened guy I know. He would go out on limbs from time to time to help rehabilitate those who just screwed up and when we went to his retirement party it was amazing how many people came up and shook his hand and thanked him for changing their lives. And he even thinks that this guy needs to spend a few years behind bars! And that he is very lucky that the officer did not...aahh...hum....introduce large quantites of heavy metals into his persons utilizing a chemcial propellant delivery device! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/beltway/2012/08/13/the-ryan-budget-plan-may-be-the-new-centerpiece-of-campaign-2012/2/ Boy you are many things...but smart is not one of them! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Just another trust fund baby in need of a good killing! Google the kid, the's a real piece of work! http://jalopnik.com/5932561/acquaintance-confirms-the-ferrari-driver-stomped-by-cops-is-an-obnoxious-poser Shame the cop didn't unload his gun on the dumb fuck! Assult with a deadly weapon...yeah that's a good reason to whip out the gun and unload a good number of rounds. And then stop reload and then unload a few more rounds into the MOFO's facking dick! Just to make sure he doesn't have any kids! Respect the man with the badge you worthless piece fo shit! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

God I remember that thread! That was back when my bike was working. The bike sadly hasn't been working since last year, though I may have it back soon and i can go back to reading about what is the best oil to use! As for being mean to engineers? Well what can I say we all have our addictions! Like a "handsome" women stepping out of Curves with a big gulp of diet coke I am addicted to being mean to engineers. But they make it so EASY!!!! And yeah that girl is so not cute! I mean ok in a place where there are 52 dicks and two chicks.....sure! But at a local bar? With real people!? NAH! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Number of nasty grams Shah got for this thread? 5ish. Number he cared about? 0 Having people enjoy a good laugh and the ladies look at dongs? Priceless! Now let us all bow our heads for this parade of hotness has come to and end. And sadly the winter Olympics just doesn't do it for checking out the hotties! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

The sky will always be there right? Well when you are ok to get back it will be there! And odds are when you do come back the gear will be better? That's what I keep reading and hearing from all the guys who have stepped away for a few years and come back. So who knows maybe when you come back in a few years DZ's will have V-22's and we will be landing wing suits....and helmets will have built in music and GPS? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thanks for that by the way! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Great article! I hope you enjoy this as much as i did! http://edition.cnn.com/2012/08/08/world/syria-iran-analysis/index.html?hpt=hp_t1 Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

when/where is the show to watch you have your liver ripped out repeatedly? Hey it grows back! Hey take it from a guy who was there during the Iran Iraq war. Saddam had to go but well it's like this. There are two ways to change the oil in your car. One is the easy way and the other invovles crashing your car and cracking the block. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah! See this is the magic of this argument! The GOPers think the rest of us forgot all about all of that "March of freedom, either with us or against" us crap they were spewing. So it's like walking up and drop kicking an annoying quadriplegic kid who thinks he knows everything about physics! Sure it's wrong and you know you shouldn't do it....but the bitch is so annoying! So go on its hump day you are bored to tears at work. Have fun! Find that GOPers who put that stupid ribbon on her desk, chair, car, bike, hat and most likely his toilet seat and high fived himself watching Faux news. And make him get pissed off and go sit back down. I assure you it will be fun and you will feel so much better about yourself! Here is how mine went; Shah "Hey remember when you were all gung ho about liberating Iraq because of WMD's and Al-Qaida?" Goper Engineer "yeah!" Shah "So why did we do that again? WE didn't find any of those things there did we?" Goper Engineer "aah for freedom!" Shah "Yeah I think Jesus Bush ran in there to try and increase his testicular mass and one up his father who was the war hero." Goper Engineer (now a nice shade of red) "Yeah well Obama didn't show his birth certificate!" Shah "Yeah, he just had a copy. But how about those tax records from Romeney?" Goper Engineer (Red as a tomato with veins sticking out of his neck!) "Yeah well you are a poopy head!" Shah "Yeah a poopy head..." God I feel better! Like a god! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Maybe they needed a quick openning? A slammer? I'm sure these guys knew what they were doing. But how cool would it have been if it were a huge square cannopy and the utilized it's glide slope to better set up the landing? But that would be too difficult? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!