Mazz

Nice try but killing cops with dynamite shot out of your ass probably isnt best way out of this situtation In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

No serious contenders yet? For some of you this seems like a pretty tame weekend. You've probably talked your way out of worse. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

You are naked and written over your entire body with a permanent marker are the words "I did it". You are holding a gun and have two gunshot wounds, one in your foot and one in your shoulder. On the bed are 3 dead hookers smeared with blood, chocolate, butter creme frosting and sprinkles. There is a Tiger and a baboon in the kitchen fighting. In the ceiling and the floor of the living room there are huge holes into the upper and lower apartments. The holes seemed to be cause by some sort of explosion. Hanging naked by his feet from the living room balcony is Sean Connery who has been knocked unconscious. The entire apartment is trashed and blood is smeared all over the walls. There are small fires throughout living room. On the floor by your feet is a letter along with a box of items. The letter reads: Get out of this and you have 10,000,000 waiting for you. Have fun. The box contains: 1 stick of dynamite 1 lighter 1 knife 3 sticks of bubble gum 4 rolls of masking tape. After looking through the box, the police bust into the apartment with guns drawn. Your task: realistically explain your way out of the situation so the cops will let you go free. Winner will be named by me. Winner will have to make a new scenario. Do not play unless you are willing to win and make the next scenario. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

Enigmo Puzzle game. VERY addicting. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

Should make a club for it. Kinda like the Mile High Club. Maybe...The Terminal Velocity Club. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

Wouldnt the default answer be no? Well, I guess it would be possible if traveling west and watching porn at the same time. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

That sounds like the life lol. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

Polar heart rate monitor. Its a watch with a chest strap. probably the best consumer grade heart rate monitors. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

lol, true. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

The penis mightier than the sword. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

Wow...Im blown away by all the amazing replies. Thank you for your time and well reasoned responses. I'll will take your advice and hope it turns out for the best. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

fly to his house, beat his ass. Steal his new rig. Shit in his shoes on the way out. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

ok, got an email back from them. They are still only doing tandem jumps even though their website says other wise. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

This one is pretty impressive. Dude should learn sign language and be an interpreter. He could probably make a pretty good living. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afmtH8EIWAY&NR=1 In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

already emailed them, waiting for a reply. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

I read the previous thread on them but they seemed a little fishy and only doing tandems. Anybody have any updates on them? Their websites makes it look like you can get certified there as well as make fun jumps. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

shaft-toe In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

Need to find a way to do all 4 at the SAME TIME. Now that would be pretty freakin awesome and would probably get you famous if you posted it on youtube In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

one word: Denon. cant go wrong with Denon. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

I just completed a trademark search, they do not have the name trademarked. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

So I work for this company and I recently acquired a domain name they would be VERY interested in. Its the company name .com. I bought it thinking i could sell it to the company for around $5000-$10000. I was talking with a friend of mine and he said i probably couldnt do it because it would be a huge conflict of interest. what do you guys think? Maybe i could find a way to sell it to them anonymously. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

wall of text crits you for 4000 damage. Seriously though, that sucks. That dude deserves a 360 double hurricane thrust kick to the taint. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

Live. Google is great but im partial to live. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?

damn, sounds like a perfect fit ;-) In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?