Mazz

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  1. This guy. If you don't know him...be happy. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  2. We were chilling over at the Beverly Center in LA waiting to see Eddie Izzard's Stand-up. We were killing time looking at all the ridiculously high prices in Bloomingdales when I spotted Danny checking out some clothes with what looked to be like his friend and a wardrobe artist from AI. I bumped my wife and showed her and as expected she totally freaked. She went over to him and made small talk, got his autograph, took a picture with him and hugged him. She then ran franticly through the entire store and the mall looking for other AI contestants but found none. Over all he seemed pretty nice. Oh and later as we were driving to the venue to see Eddie, we were stopped at a light and he ran right in front of us to cross the street. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  3. no secret stash. Im not a big fan of keeping useless stuff. The wife doesnt like it because she thinks i dont care about anything. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  4. Mazz

    New job "dramas"

    My first week at my newest job they had me file some random dudes files for like a week. Getting paid 70,000 a year to file somebodies crap when you are there to be an electronics technician is kinda humiliating. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  5. forum has been freakin out on me all day. Corrected the problem. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  6. What are we gonna do!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4kwk5jV2nU In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  7. Mazz

    Post a Sexier Pic.

    raising the bar In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  8. you got a little something on your nose. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  9. We are going to need you to post those PM's in order for us to accurately judge her innocence. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  10. Creating a thread: Find a controversial topic and post your view on it. The trick is to piss off as many people who dont agree with your view as possible. Replying to a thread: insult peoples intelligence on the topic then post your view while making it painfully clear what your political orientation is so that you immediately polarize people who read it so they either agree or disagree with you solely on your political views. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  11. Mazz

    Post a Sexier Pic.

    should be disqualified for moving in the wrong direction SexIER In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  12. Mazz

    Post a Sexier Pic.

    I'll set the bar low so we can work up to the good stuff. The following pics should be more sexy than the ones before. **WARNING** Thread could reach NSFW status...as it should. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  13. ....How did i never make that connection? Bikini Bottom, the bottom of a bikini. Wow, im loosing my edge, been watching that show for years and have never made the connection. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  14. Im pretty sure most chicks would not be open to a bi-sexual relationship if it involved getting rod shoved up their butt over and over. Last I checked, most chicks are just as opposed to anal as guys are. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  15. Or pay somebody to buy one? In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  16. lets make this thread worth while. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  17. We need to figure a way to combine the Rusty Trombone and the Double Dutch Rudder. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  18. Mazz

    Disney World...

    On a side note, I live near Disney land and i bought Myself, my wife, and my daughter year passes to the park. My Wife takes my daughter there about once a week and she absolutely loves it. Shes about 4 1/2 years old and thats pretty much all she talkes about. Every other thing out of her mouth is about Disneyland. When shes going next, what rides she likes, what autographs shes going to get next. It was definitely worth the money spent, she adores the place. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  19. Read this review on Amazon. Its one of the best 1 star reviews Ive read. It made rethink purchasing a Kindle. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  20. Wasn't there a shirt you are only gay if you don't beat them up afterwards? yeah i posted about it in another thread. it was on tshirthell.com it's gone now. As for who I'd go gay for, it can only be Bear Grylls. He's so badass. Dude is a badass but hes always saying "Slippy". Such a turn off for me In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  21. I gotta say, if the chance arose, id totally hook up with Jonny Depp or Justin Timberlake. I guess id prolly go with Bill Gates too but it would only be for the money. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  22. Id show off my chiseled perfectly tan pecks and the new loin cloth i made out of leaves and shoe string. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  23. The x-15 ejection seat had wings. It was awesome. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  24. Saturn V Rocket. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  25. I like the Viagra in the water suggestion. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?