keithbar

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  1. how about beer and jello shots instead? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  2. I'm double sure I'm gonna be there but I haven't figured out why i'm on the list twice i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  3. if you could extend your time period to the 27th thru the end of jan. the everglades boogie would be a blast i'm sure.
  4. well i have a 190 tri i'd take 600 bucks for. should have something less than 400 jumps on it.
  5. is that you on your profile? how much do you weigh.? i'm a big boy. like 260 lbs i think a tri 190 would be a fine canopy choice pssst. pm me i can put you on one cheep! but seriously. if your under 190 and you appear to be in that pic. loading that tri less than 1 to 1 you should do fine. just my drunken 2 cents i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  6. hell yeah! + 1 i'd like to get in on that. I've never done a 206. b4 be cool to do my beer! one on a turbine version. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  7. I'm already getting excited two months from now i'll be bouncing of the walls. and chomping at the bit to get my knees back in the breeze
  8. want to bet? oxy is the shit on dirt and grass stains. but not so much on ink and blood. being a deer hunter I have A LOT! of time in grade with blood stains i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  9. well i've been in the sport 3 times that long, have half that many jumps. 2 reserve rides ( both on round reserves back in the 80's) and one broken bone. but. then i don't ask to many people to pay attention to me on issues of safety. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  10. alright don you volunteered. so put keith form the volunteer state on i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  11. gaffers tape. I was jumping at one boogie and a guy was seated behind me and after we got down he was like " man from behind i thought your helmet was made of gaff tape' I really should run both of my cam eyes inside the helmet one of these days. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  12. sweetness dude. I enjoyed the hell out of it just cause i'm a curious soul. camera model? tape based or solid state media?. standard or high def? sorry it's my ocd kicking in i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  13. wel.l so 400 bucks out the door in hand no shipping is a decent deal. cool
  14. well why do all those jackass guys end up with those ugly purple bruises. I'm guessing maybe they turn those guns way up? can't u adjust the air pressure and speed of the paintballs? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  15. what's a good price on a cx110? I saw one at wal-mart for $399.00 I know i could look it up online myself. but i figured i'd post it here and let someone call me a dickhead for it. but would find out if it was way low or way high in the end. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  16. man I've never been hit with a paintball and after seeing the damage they can do on jackass I'll pass. lazer tag is fun and dosen't hurt i think the only way you could get me to do the paint ball thing would be in the winter so I could wear my heavy hunting coveralls i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  17. or a "jackass episode" i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  18. if you pop those paintballs in the freezer for a few hours first. you can really get someone's attention i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  19. keithbar

    bah humbug

    put in a 16 hr day today. like any saturday. drove home here in nashville with the white x-mas we are having and avoided the black ice. got home and no damn fat man in a red suit broke in here and left me a damn thing. bah humbug i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  20. jeff is the man. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  21. boy then i want to be on one of the 1st loads. this will be my 2nd balloon jump. i want this one to go better than the 1st one. my 1st one i exited the balloon never touched any of my handles and impacted in a soybean field on my face . approx estimated exit attitude 6 feet actual exit altitude more like 11 feet. it hurt and i got muddy but i lived i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  22. DAMN! that little girl has some pipes on her. I'm pretty much of a bah humbug mf myself but she was belting out that song
  23. we did a attempt at richmond ind that had 3 people in the raft with 4 hanger oners right off the tail gate it flipped upside down and to people flew off and it was me and dave nye flying the raft upside down i peeked under the raft and all three people inside were still there. about that time they let go and fell away in a head down sit train that was stable and picking up speed it was a sweet visual i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  24. ahem.. the line forms to the rear people right spence? i cant freaking wait. fuck x-mas fuck new years their all just working days for me I'm looking fwd to st. patcicks day i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .