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oh? how about the one under your foreskin? I'll leave it for you ok, i'll lick it off later

oh? how about the one under your foreskin?

thinking of more sentences to start with the word So.... so, tell me why you start a sentence with the word "So"

i prefer a nice cheddar, what's your favourit

do i have to read asking boring questions like "what is your middle name" or "if you were a girl, what would...blah blah blah"

mine is grey

what tree would you be?

BV's point is well made. Those that pay for it deserve to pay. But a good student with a good attitude will always get the extra attention from up-jumpers for free. and you know that for a fact at every DZ do you... you know that's how it is at every DZ in England do you? all i see again in this topic, is yanks saying how it is in their dream world (in USA) and saying because they have a few thousand jumps, they know that's how it is everywhere... and don't dare to say they are wrong because they have 2300 jumps makes me want to piss myself laughing

my great grandmother slipped and slightly bruised her left ear, i received 147 E vibes for her and it did the trick, she was back to her normal self after only 4 months big hugs to your grandfather

think about what you're trying to do teach a yank the finer points of the English language, not a chance mate they're too busy saying "sucks" "blows" and any other garbage they say on a regular basis (and before an Einsteins correct my grammar, i'm aloud to get it wrong, I'm English )

sounds a load of bollocks to me

nice tits though

yes, bet thats not the first time you've done that to a bloke eh?

Fixed it for you

Cricket? Is that a real game? I always thought it was equal to american putt putt but without the windmills it's a real game played by english gentlemen on a lovely sunday summers afternoon, with cream tea and scones tally ho !!!!

PLEASE !!!!! it's African Americans these days..... Most brits seemed to have developed the ability to resist EVERY purile thought from being posted, speak to some of you contury men and try to find a mature fibre in there somwhere Either that or get partental supervision before using the computer just because we're going to kick your arses at cricket again...don't get sore with me

yep, bunch of lesbians do you play Rugby?

PLEASE !!!!! it's African Americans these days.....

let others pack for you, i do

really i always thought it was that small prawn looking thing with the hood on

you see, it's the English on here that have the real sense of humour by the way, why does everything suck to Americans? do they get, and give, suck jobs too? instead of blow jobs? do they suck off when farting instead of blowing off?

i'm planning on dieing of old age in another 40 years... could somebody summarise this for me before it do?

My hoover sucks, doesn't that just blow!

Put grapes or cat food outside of your window. what about my arse grapes? will they like them?

her eyes are too far apart... bit like those big round moon faced downs kids