GravityJunky

QuoteThe doctor says that with the right anibiotics and a little surgery thay can remove my ugly growth. I'm glad because the other penguins are laughing at me Quote Lab Rat I resent that, this happens to be the offical uniform of all of Dubya's cabinet member's YOU WILL address me as SIR! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Yea ! And if you were smart & planned ahead like me, you bought front row seats, for each performance, in advance! Encore, Encore! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

That was my point! Fucking douchebags gave up their 'Rights' when the took them away from innocent children! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

FREEDOM OF SPEECH BABY! At least until the little fuck-wad, puts the finishing touches his the 'Martial Bush Law' and tries changing that part of the Constitution Too!!! Go Bill! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Spew! Spew! Yummy!! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Oh shit.... my folks are coming this way! Act innocent Penny! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

I thought we settled this honeymoon debate before the Nuptials! 'Bahamas' 'North Pole' "BAHAMAS' 'NORTH POLE' 'BAHAMAS!!!' 'or the air won't be the only thing super cold on this honeymoon!' *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

THAT JUST MAKES YOU AN ASS KISSING BULLSHITTER Yea so what's you're point, lab rat! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Amen to that! KBord! The jury's still out on whether or not the ob/gyn dropped me on my head! (that would explain alot! ) But yea, now that you mention it what's up with that Kid? The resident's should be keepin' up with the Grind! Totem Pole Baby, Totem pole, pay up the dues young man! Get ta work 'Resi Bi-otch'! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

'I do' " I now pronounce you... you may kiss the penguin " *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Far More people are killed everyday in auto accidents, accidently drownings etc! Then Skydiving in a year! Unfortunately this sport, rarely gets alot of media coverage EXCEPT for the tradgidies, Altough recently it has gotten a lot more positive PR, then I've ever seen before! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

When you feel ready, depends on the DZ & the local as to what age they consider you a minor & whether or not, you are in in need of parental consent, particularly when it comes to signing forms & waivers! Everyone's different, let your own heart & head decide! Blue Skies! Warning: It's Highly Addictive! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Schweeet Billvon! WHERE, was that? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Bummer, So has mine & the Ritilan too! We could create some havoc here under these conditions! Not that we don't already do that anyway! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Jealous ? All da ones I wanna! I had to #%*#ing, Work all day! You're counting? You must be bored! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Well yea but we Already KNEW that shrek! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Hey, Hey, Hey sunny ! Don't talk about my kin folk like dat, when they ain't here to defend themselves! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Nah Shrek, we also like you for your candid humor, & the lawnmowers you hide behind! Waz zup Bro? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Well Hell, Bribe 'em with something, we'll all chip in! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Well whatta ya waiting for, that works for us... Go to it! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Hey, Tell 'em Hurry up! Their cutting into OUR time here! Edited to add pics of bribes! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Hey this penguin just dropped a pebble at my feet, Shit doesn't that make me his BI-OTCH um us engaged ! Well he is kinda cute! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

I kinda, like KBord's idea's all great so I won't even post my own, & Lawrocket's are cool too, assuming your professors got a sense of humor! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Hey Lawrocket! Which is just one more reason it needed to be bumped! Wow the ceiling fans spinning... I love Amusement parks...Oh... a fire engine... *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}