GravityJunky

Thank you Howard Cosell, well I guess that makes it official... The Great Gazoo of the Bonfire threads has spoken! Hey Skymama, quade, Billvon...one greenie or another with the power should bannish that post of mine to the Recycle bin...DougH has ruled it out in left field...it is written in stone! Ya got me there big guy,... I'm funny like that, when I investigate a bank robbery, I find it much easier to do so, by actually going to the one that was robbed... more fequently then when I go check one out that hasn't been! There's usually more tips/clues/witnesses to go on, at the former then you'd find at the latter type... Go figure??? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Good point none of us do know what was going on in his head, at that moment in time. And obviously he never got a chance to tell us! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Hey squeak you gotta little BIG brown spot on your snout there you may wanna rub that off, before it gets all over your, lab rat cheese! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

There fixed it for ya! Psychiatry is a science rooted practice, NOT psychology! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

The 'video game' of someone, video recording my ass leaping from a plane... is there any other kind?? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Damn skymama's on a roll lately... who lit the fire under her ass? Ooopps, my bad that comment of her's was a, Completely innocent slip of the key board! $$$$$$$ *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

News flash: Banks in more affluent neighborhoods, get held up/robbed far more often then those in quote "in the middle of the fucking ghetto," Columbo! As it is also a well known fact that banks in these locals, Always keep far more accessible cash on hand, specifically, in the tellers tills, then do Banks in "in the middle of the fucking ghetto," Convenience stores, gas stations etc. get robbed more frequently, in lower income areas! Come talk to me AFTER you've investigated a couple of them, when you can flap your gums in a more educated manner! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

The evidence found outside the back door! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

No seriously what's your question? PICK ONE! Heaven KNOWS THERE ARE PLENTY TO CHOOSE FROM! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

ROTFLMAO, Lawrocket! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Jackass of the Week From Jack-FM This weeks honor goes to... He Was Baked - Jonathan Zaletel, 19, of Chandler, Arizona, allegedly started a small fire in his condo while cooking methamphetamines and couldn’t put it out, so he drove to Wal-Mart to buy a fire extinguisher. By the time he got home, a sprinkler system had put out the fire, firefighters had already arrived and found a meth lab, and police were waiting to arrest him. What did Jack learn from reading this article? 1. Damn those Wal-Mart checkout lines! 2. He just went in to buy a fire extinguisher, but there were so many bargains, he shopped for hours. *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

DING DING DING we have a winner Now you KNEW a Tandem Man was going to go there after that post! Some fools never learn! "Be careful what you wish for." Skymama *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Shhh Clay.... 5th Amendment say nothing! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[reply How come the real 'Freaky Bi-otches' never email / PM me?

Clay, for the last time Bhaaaaaaa! means NOOOOO! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Ah, it's not always Quantity it's also Quality of the obnoxious posts.... Another determining factor = Who has the most posts sent to recycle bin?? --------------------- 16.1p/d = Clay 9.6p/d = Me Not that far off! Reason for edit : Because I CAN! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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Feel Better Now??? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Touche' Free... You win Fucker! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

So if... some asshole(s) rob a bank & in the process, critically or even fatally, injures one or more, teller(s) or customer(s) in the process... we should NOT, pursue, apprehend & convict the individual perps.... instead we should... we should... uh... 'CLOSE DOWN THE BANKS & SUE/CONVICT THEM'???? WTF??? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Hands down, brother... the only competition you could possibly have is Me, Stitch, Walt, Turtle,Andy_C Pops, Squeak and MAYBE one or two others... but you'd definately be a Semi-Finalist! -------------------- Reason for edit : I forgot about the little prick in post # 16 below! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

I uh... think the horse is dead, put the whips down, place your hands in the air & step away from the carcass! --------------------------------------------------- I don't talk about skydiving in synagogue, so... ow, wait a minute I do actually.... uh... never mind carry on! But just for fun, I'd like to know how many atheists, start talking to 'him' or 'her' {try making a deal with}...during an OMFG, skydiving moment! Just curious! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Fucker, beat me to it! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

on your wedding night!... 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch! 25. Got any penicillin? 26. But I just brushed my teeth... 27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 29. I want a baby! 30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! 31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 34. I think you have it on backwards. 35. When is this supposed to feel good? 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 37. You're good enough to do this for a living! 38. Is that blood on the headboard? 39. Did I remember to take my pill? 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel... 42. That leak better be from the waterbed! 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.. 47. No, really... I do this part better myself! 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 49. This would be more fun with a few more people.. 50. You're almost as good as my ex! 51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 52. Is that you I smell or is this mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 53. You look younger than you feel. 54. Perhaps you're just out of practice. 55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion! 56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash. 57. Now I know why he/she dumped you... 58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. 60. What tampon? 61. Have you ever considered liposuction? 62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! 63. What are you planning to make for breakfast? 64. I have a confession... 65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! 66. Are those real or am I just behind the times? 67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child? 68. Is that a hanging sculpture? 69. You'll still vote for me, won't you? 70. Did I mention my transsexual operation? 71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 72. Did you come yet, dear? 73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about... 74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! 75. Does this count as a date? 76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! 77. Hic! I need another beer for this please. 78. I think biting is romantic- don't you? 79. Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?) 80. When would you like to meet my parents? 81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... Woman: Yourself? 82. Have you seen 'Fatal Attraction'? 83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. 84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. 85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? 86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? 87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman. 88. Sorry but I don't do toes! 89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it! 90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! 91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper... 92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for 'The Enquirer'. 93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash! 94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! 95. Is this a sin too? 96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! 97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn? 98. Long kisses clog my sinuses... 99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise... 100. How long do you plan to be 'almost there'? 101. You mean you're NOT my blind date? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

Wow, we can all rest in piece now, the crazy old man with the Million$$ hats, says it's so! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}