damion75

So many answers spring up to that one... but I shall be strong... STRONG I TELL YOU... and refrain. *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Nope - if you do that for long enough then it becomes state normal, and then every other dya is a bonus! And how can people tell? Gorilla molester!! Below the belt!! OUCH!! but you asked for that!!

Yeah baby yeah! Good to see some

You wear clothes when hanging around the house? What is it cold there or something? Warning: When cooking naked, avoid frying anything that spatters.. *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Crikey - we are a sad crowd! Repeat after me: "I solemnly swear to visit EBAY a lot this week and sell everything I can live without for jump tickets, to get up on time and get my knees in the breeze. I also would quite like to pray for some good weather, without rain, storms or dust devils etc. Thanks you very much. " For all those of you who are broken... Get well soon!! *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Eh-hem, paying attention? : 0: 0... Got that? Next weekend though, that's what I'm talking about...

Hi dude! Sounds like you have already learned one of the most important lessons: Know your limits! If you keep that amount of patience and common sense then I have no doubt that you will go far! And I'll always be happy to jump with you. Welcome and Blue Skies!! Frank. *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Be strong! Party and then turn up to work drunk and knackered. *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Well its only half a trick... but we used to have two dogs living in my first Mess - a black lab (George) and a flatcoat retriever called Beamish, which was huge. When we had visitors or new guys arrive at morning coffee in the anteroom, we would ask them if they wanted to see the dogs' tricks, of course they always said yes. Now George could do the trick where you put half a biscuit on his nose and he would flip it up and catch it - which is quite cool so we would do that first. The victim would then ask about Beamish's trick... So we would put the other half of the biscuit on the guy's knee, lots of ceremony and build up... and shout 'Go Beamish!" and this huge dog would leg it over and jump into their lap and then snaffle the biscuit off their knee leaving this great big slobber mark which would take AGES to dry... *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Hey TROLL BOY - this is a joke too far. Quite messing with people's lives. *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

I can't believe that I left that off the poll options... Hope it heals quickly!

Skydiving, because your partner will never fall asleep during freefall. Don Is this a regular problem?! I recommend Red Bull! And oral... *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Ahhh - the old rubicon! Need job for jump tickets... job prevents jumping... Ain't life a bitch... *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

What she said! Holy cr*p!! I hope that the camera guy had one of those big straps around his neck in case he dropped it! *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

So you demand a landing strip heh? Mr Picky!! I think it should be possible to jump day and night - isn't that why the top teams do all that cardiovascular training?! *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

He's bluffing - it is a list of ancient Cretan beer rules. That's why there is a recurrence because every line ends with "now you must buy the King a case of Minoan beer" Interestingly one rule is that the beer must not be 'Minos lite beer' - drinking this in the King's presence could result in the death penalty... *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Weekend excuses - the poor skydiver's answer to weekend numbers threads! So why are you hogging HH's bandwidth and not jumping your ass off? Hmm? Heh? Come on - let's have it... Me? The usual - still busy saving the world... the good news is that this is the last weekend that I will be making excuses! Next weekend will be (weather permitting) airborne!!

Thanks for trying to help a guy out in a porn drought! But sadly our web filters are ahead of you - they wouldn't let me open that page! Right - hacking it is then! Or maybe I should just make some of my own... *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Advice? Yep - enjoy it!!

Damn those internet content filters... No nude tanned amateur pictures for me... *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Oops!! *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Yep - from Quade's FAQ: ------------------------------------- Q: How much experience should a person have before starting to fly camera? A: 200 jumps and a USPA C-Licence or FAI equivalent is recommended. See USPA SIM Section 6-8. ------------------------------------- So my suggestion - no offence intended - is don't do it for another few hundred jumps! I know that you say But this might just be luck... and adding a stills camera more than doubles your chances of something going wrong... just my 0.02, which you are welcome to ignore given my limited jump numbers. *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

From the BPA ops manual - section 6: ------------------------ 2.2.4. Free fall equipment must be ripcord deployed (unless an AFF Student Parachutist who may use a ‘throwaway’ pilot chute, which must be able to be activated from either side). ------------------------ This relates to student equipment. I just can't see how you could have a throwaway which could be activated from 'either side'... *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

Nataly, don't kick yourself too hard - it is a three hundred jump post FS1 minimum so you couldn't have gone anyway... but it will be on again in 2 years time

ME!! It says: Please post more boobies because bonfire is really going downhill with all these intellectual posts about ice cream toppings. Can I have my prize now please? *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.