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Grumpy old man! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Think she might be a little spoiled? A little spoiled?! This puppy is going to be spoiled freakin rotten!!! ...I can't wait.

Tonight sounds good as well.

I don't think I've ever heard the handshake one, and I certainly wouldn't bring a gift on a first date love to bring my girlfriend chocolate when we go out on a date, but I do walk on the traffic side. Blues, Dave Awwww! You're such a wonderful, romantic boyfriend baby! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

I got pied a few hours after I made my 100th jump... And then I got pied again the following weekend. I feel so loved.

It doesn't, it just confirms that we expect it, thus all the confusion. Blues, Dave Do rational and logical mean the same thing in this case? Only in that I expected such a response from Muttley. Blues, Dave Rational and logical are definately not the same thing. I will always be irrational...it's not my fault, I believe the blame goes to my hormones and my fabulous breasts. I can, however, be logical from time to time. How, you ask? See below. Clicky Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Happy Birthday Doc!!!

I think Rogers just wonders.... I would personally like to thank jasonRose, his wonderful FF coaching has helped me achieve the great level of shit-show-dom I enjoy today. Thanks Rosey!

I heard about this story last night. Zombie snakes lurking uncomfortably close to where I live... I'm never sleeping again. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Are you 2 going to match? Nope. For some reason I am not allowed to frolic around LP in a thong...even though I'm encouraging such behavior from him. Since when are you not allowed to frolic in a thong??? That is awesome you picked out his red nightie though - that could be dangerous! Wa Wa Wait. Correction. I'm not allowing myself to do the frolicking, too damn cold at night...and afterall I am a lady. Are we there yet?! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Are you 2 going to match? Nope. For some reason I am not allowed to frolic around LP in a thong...even though I'm encouraging such behavior from him. Do you have a sexy outfit at least... you can be sexy but covered up Of course! Cute, sexy, and warm for me....something red and awesome for Dave.

Are you 2 going to match? Nope. For some reason I am not allowed to frolic around LP in a thong...even though I'm encouraging such behavior from him. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

That was the highlight of my weekend.

Todak does do the duct tape thong jumps pretty well. Sorry Jason. Todak's naked tandem instructor/student jump is reserved for my 100th-ish. Ask Amy, I'm sure she'll come up with something creative for you. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Now that would be an interesting site There's a whole site devoted to Dave in that outfit?! OMG! That would be quite a sight, wouldn't it? So THAT'S how he makes his money... (Sorry Cindy, I couldn't help it. I'm a dork.) Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

PM me a Picture and I will forward it on to beth for review. I think Beth has already had an opportunity to form her opinion of them. Blues, Dave She can do it again...I don't mind. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

So is there a larger branch of this clique called "I think Daves alright"? Apparently the only way to be part of this clique is to accidently leave your DZ.com account open for Dave to post under your name... I would, however, be open to join the "Dave is a sexy dork" clique. I also like the boobies clique, how do I join that?

I'm in the "I think Dave is a god!" clique. Sure, it's a small clique, but we sure do have fun! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

That's the same Carla! Blues, Dave Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

WOW CONGRATULATIONS JASON!!! That is great news. We are so happy for you. What a great place to tie the knot. I bet your friends Kyle and Angie will be happy for you too Are you going to "register" at ParaGear?? Doc CONGRATS JASON!!! That's so great! How romantic! Kyle's going to be so proud of you for following in his footsteps.

Especially if you would like to snack on it at a later date!!!! No kidding. Hey, why isn't there a MTPTMTPTA option?

Can Cindy and I dress you? I promise we'll be gentle. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?