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Hey! What's that supposed to mean?! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

New Minka pictures!! 1. Sleepy after Thanksgiving dinner...by posting this myself I can no longer be blackmailed. 2. and 3. are pictures I took today. She's getting so big!!

Let me guess, you had your dad's Playboy magazine hidden in your book binder? No...but that's not a bad idea! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Sometimes the lectures are a bit too, uh, dry for me... and sometimes I have other distractions. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

That's not what I was told. You might want to search your memory a little bit longer. Sicko. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Blues, Dave ..and now I'm suddenly thinking about D.B. Pooper. Poor Fred, I wonder what he's up to. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Did she inadvertently admit to it by giggling uncontrollably? Blues, Dave Me?! I love farting on the plane. Everyone always assumes that if the plane stinks it must be Russ or Kyle...no one ever thinks that it might be the little girl sitting in the hole. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Shit... I didn't buy you a present, honey. Will a birthday blowjob work? Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Happy Birthday J!! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Thanks you... so will you take my pants off? Of course! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Oooh Beth I like your avatar. Pretty boobies.

Poor girl. But we all understand that you need all the help you can get being with Dave. Don't me either, Remi! I think this is pretty damn sexy! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Blues, Dave Don't me! Chocolate is an aphrodisiac, you'll be thanking me later... Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Kit Kats Snickers Reese's 100 Grand Butterfingers...and they all taste yummy. I think Dave might need to buy more candy on the way home from work. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

I don't really get foot cramps, my toes just go numb.

I don't really get foot cramps, my toes just go numb.

I don't really get foot cramps, my toes just go numb.

Once upon a time, a girlfriend complained to me about a similar problem, except it was in the bathtub, not the sink. I bought some drain cleaner (sodium hydroxide based, not acidic), only to have her tell me that it didn't work and that the drain was now completely clogged. I walked into the bathroom and verified that the water she'd used to clean the tub (now mixed with drain cleaner) was just sitting in the tub. Cleaning my hands afterward took longer than pulling the drain plug. Blues, Dave Awwww! You dug up a 6 month old thread just to humiliate me! You're so sweet baby! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Happy Birthday, Turtle!! Mmmuah!

What is wrong with you? I just have a soft spot for geeks, I guess. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Mmmmm...sexy! That is perfect, Krisanne!! Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

Uh oh. She left herself logged on with Dave in the house. He's done that quite a few times, you'd think I would learn. ...atleast I haven't made that mistake when we're drinking wine and he's on ambein. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

What she said. Happy for ya bro. Blues, Dave Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

I see an amazing resemblance! Blues, Dave Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?