SmilingPhoenix

Shiner - Texan for beer Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

Well, I heard things move fast on the dorkzone - and I can use all of the friends I can get - lucky me Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

OK, so is it irony or just plain weird that... My ex's first wife was Japanese. She left him. I am now divorcing him on Pearl Harbor day. Maybe he should avoid sushi. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

Being newly-single I can share my plan for tomorrow night... Find a pub close to home and buy a bear. then offer the people sitting next to you (and the bartender) to have a shot with you. Ask their names, move down the bar.. Get another beer and offer the new people sitting next to you (and the bartender) to have a shot with you Ask their names, move down the bar. Repeat this process until people start buying you drinks - usually the third group catches on, but sometimes a little more or less. By the end of the night, you won't remember anoyone's names, but you will have spent money on someone other than the ex. And if you are cute enough, you have probably had several people buy you drinks as well. Go back to the same bar the next night. Order a beer. If you see anyone who looks familiar walk up and ask if you met them last night? The probability of some funny stories about the prior evening to be free flowing is pretty good. This will get you drunk, get you to meet people who live close by, and assure you that you aren't the only one with a drinking problem. And that is how you make new friends after a break up immediately - since you can do it every night if you have the right and generous bartenders. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

I didn't know either until a short time ago, but now I talk about him, well, them, like they are a real person Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

I've just been a bit wary of sex lately... I don't want to have to worry about a condom breaking, worrying about having kids, or where the guy has been and what he has. I'm really not up to the responsibility right now. Yup. That's why B.O.B. is my bestest friend ever! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

Well I think Fight Club makes him worthy of the upgrade. Damn it... you're right. He is one of the best ever... So many great movies, and in most genres too... Ed Norton....yummm... I also think Gary Oldman has sold his soul to satan, that man simply becomes his characters. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

I hear a theme... sex and a jump! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

I vote for jumping and sex in the same day! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

How is the pup Kathlleen? And where is this pie-ing going to take place? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

I'll tell you after tomorrow when it won't get me in legal trouble Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

I went home and made dinner for the kids. No kids here, just a damn cute puppy! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

Fine, but can there be a guy there too? I'm not opposed to monkey sex with a woman, but as a woman myself, I'm thinking I might want a bone. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

Wow, the day is almost here. Twelve hours from now I will be at the Harris County family court getting my divorce finalized. Of course, this will be followed by WAY too much drinking tomorrow night to celebrate the new era in my life. How would/did you commemorate your D-Day? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

Dang, no matter how hard I try to fight it, I'm still a girlie girl... The characteristics of #6 are: Responsibility, protection, nurturing, community, balance, sympathy. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

Damn, my big D-Day is tomorrow, PLEASE GOD, don't let this happen to me - ahhhh!!!! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

When I moved from California to Texas, I got a U-Haul to move and based what I would keep on that. If it fit in that small space, it could come with me - if not, trash it. It makes you prioritize what you need to keep. I found that things I thought I couldn't live without realy didn't matter... it was a very cleansing experience, but I do have to admit every now and then I sure wish I had that drafting table... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

Me too! Why should boys get all the fun? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

I posted here Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

Yeah, we know what you guys do after a night at the Pony - you aren't fooling anybody! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

I like my HP all-in-one. I don't use the fax, but having a scanner is good and the print quality is better than I got o my Epson. I even print photos on it and it works good for that too. Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

OK, so Dave's thread got me thinking - sometimes you get caught - and sometimes you do it on purpose... Or, at least so I've heard Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

Do you work with cave men? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

If it isn't on video, it didn't happen Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

I'm with Leah, I've never caught someone or been caught, but if I did, I would hope the significant other would offer a helping hand or other body part to finish the job Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!