bloody_trauma

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  1. yeah, maj nathan blood is taking me up, dunno what the plan is yet... doing it at spaceland tho, my window opens up 15FEB09 so i'm hookin it up early... i'll post soon before we do it so anyone who wants to get in on it can if they want to. Fly it like you stole it
  2. everyone in that formation would roll over and backfly the rest of the way down. Fly it like you stole it
  3. setting up for my reup, need to hear some thoughts on it, how you've seen it or done it. Fly it like you stole it
  4. yeah im not much for bitburg, but they do make a good Altbier. try going for Franziskaner, the import version is not as good as the domestic, but its still pretty good, you can get it in hefe, and dunkel, i like the dunkel, in germany, they make a Kristallklar and its pretty crisp. really some of the best german beer you'll ever taste, is brewed in house. theres a little bar below the hooters in nuenkirchen that sells brew, you can buy it however you like, they pour it in front of you into these huge glass jugs to take home. indescribable, stumms is the name of the place, and when you finish the jug, you bring it back and have it refilled for cheap! Stumm’s Brauhaus im Neunkircher Wasserturm Saarbrücker Str. 16, 66538 Neunkirchen http://www.stumms-brauhaus.de oh and then theres carlsburg urpils, but that stuff is freakin bitter, BITTER BEER FACE!!! I like a good german beer, but i really love belgiam beers, look for Duvel, delirium tremens, westmalle, chimay (cinq cents), and if you can afford to order it, rochefort. if you like a strong beer go with a triple, if mot look for dubble. they range for a pint bottle in the alcoholic content of 7-10 percent by volume. happy drinking Fly it like you stole it
  5. the only plumbers that i know of are in the rear of my pants Fly it like you stole it
  6. 1. Their name has to many na's in it 2. People pretend bananas are guns 3. Bananas don't look like a gun 4. Bananas are crap guns 5. Then they get eaten in less than 30 seconds after being shipped half way round the world 6. If there were more of them there wouldn't be world hunger 7. They cost too much, especially at The Attic Deli that I work at 8. I don't work at The Attic Deli 9. Bananas are sold at the deli 10. Bananas have skins 11. The deli doesn't have a skin 12. Bananas are yellow 13. Monkeys, cats and dogs aren't yellow 14. 15. This page hasn't got a background 16. For the price of 6854168468468468 bananas you could get a pet dolphin (possibly). 17. Dolphins aren't yellow 18. Dolphins aren't even remotely related to bananas being crap 19. Unless you fed a banana to the dolphin 20. But the dolphin wouldn't eat the banana anyway because it's crap for 50 reasons 21. Politisions like them 22. I misspell politician's 23. Monkeys eat them 24. Monkeys can't use guns unless trained by scientists 25. I own science 25. Bananas can't fly around a table with it's arms outstretched imitating a plane 26. Banana's can't speak pig latin 27. Bananas can't be coloured in by crayons 28. I missed number 14 29. Number 28 had nothing to do with bananas 30. Neither did number 29 31. Banana's are conspiracists waiting for the right moment 32. The Secret service and MI6 know about the bananas 33. There aren't enough banana hunters in the world today 34. Banana Hunters require a large amount of taxpayer funds to train. 35. Bananas have some connections with the French resistance. 36. Metallica haven't written a song about bananas 37. Bananas can't write songs 38. Bananas can't answer telephones 39. Bananas get squished easily 40. Bananas can't play Playstations 41. This font colour is not pink 42. Bananas don't look like this font colour 43. Bananas aren't in bold 44. I've written bananas so many times it's beginning to lose all meaning 45. Bananas have no impact on the price of the stock market 46. A yahoo search on bananas will give you nothing important 47. Bananas are insignificant 48. They grow on weird trees 49. Now i'm just making up random junk. 50. Bananas, if they could, would like country music. 51. There's 51 points even though there was only meant to be 50 Fly it like you stole it
  7. OMG i was laughing my ass off reading that, then i read the commanders reply and thought, wow, he didnt get the reference to southpark and he took it seriously. too freakin funny. Fly it like you stole it
  8. no no, its so the others guys get some really good target practice. Fly it like you stole it
  9. We're jumpers who fuck... Not fuckers who jump... Fly it like you stole it
  10. no that freakin pitbull belongs to my wifes sister. damn thing is as dumb as a rock, tries to hump everything, and runs into solid objects at a full on run Fly it like you stole it
  11. I've been on leave for the past few weeks, and her parents are consistantly pissing me off were staying at a friends house, and her mother is not even supposed to come anywhere near this house. so her other daughter decides to bring her over on a visit, and while her mom is leaning on my friends car, her pitbull tryed to yank away from her, and she falls down and braces herself on the car and dents the crap out of the fender and scratches the bumper with her pitbull's leash. $420.00 estimate to repair it... and she has no insurance or means to pay for it, or to ever pay me back for it. All explitives have been omitted. Fly it like you stole it
  12. 0:9:0 No humps, the wife has a sun burn 9 STP levels (From upperbody turns all the way to swoop and dock) Thanks Ron! 0 beers, soon though, DJ will make sure everyone at spaceland knows that i owe beer Fly it like you stole it
  13. nope jsut kayak, and have fun, until your kyaks fly all over 45!!! Fly it like you stole it
  14. So I'm driving home from galveston last night, and my whole Yak Rack Flies off the top of my car kayaks and all. thankfully there was no one behind me and a few people stopped to give me a hand. This is gonna be fun explaining to REI. they arent damaged much, just scraped up a bit and a few of the elastic tie downs broke. Good day, shitty night. Fly it like you stole it
  15. So I'm driving home from galveston tonight, and my whole yak Rack Flies off the top of my car kayaks and all. thankfully there was no one behind me and a few people stopped to give me a hand. This is gonna be fun explaining to REI. they arent damaged much, just scraped up a bit and a few of the elastic tie downs broke. Good day, shitty night. Fly it like you stole it
  16. well i imagine its about the same manifestations as in a human osteosarcoma, Swelling, tenderness, you might feel a mass of abnormal bone growth, the only thing that will be able to define whether or not it is benign or malignant/aplastic (unlike itself) growth, is a biopsy. may also notice some lethargy, fever. osteosarcomas have a poor prognosis(outcome), bones are very well perfused, and tend to have a high rate of metastasis (spreading) if not caught in time. Fly it like you stole it
  17. ok, those were good, i called REI and they rent gear, and i'm a member so i get a discount, cool beans. Fly it like you stole it
  18. Who left cocaine on my lawn? Fly it like you stole it
  19. anyone know wher ei can rent a kayak in galveston? on a side note, how much does it suck to skydive with a sunburn? Fly it like you stole it
  20. shower pee'ing and pictures of walts poop Fly it like you stole it
  21. everyonce in a while there should be a little animation of random DZ'ers streaking across the page Fly it like you stole it
  22. ,1,0 finally back in the air, had to go home on the 4th, got socked in, came back the next day and got socked in for like 4 hours. good deal, and i recruited someone to the sport so now i have a jumpin buddy to train with! sweet Fly it like you stole it
  23. Hi i'm Twardo, and i'll be scaring the shit out of you tonight... Fly it like you stole it
  24. If you defocus your eyes, you can see waltappel Fly it like you stole it