redwings

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  1. Obviously. But if you can distract ... that's bonus points. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  2. YES IT DOES! What's wrong with you? Honestly! What is wrong with folks? Of course it has to be sexual. Everything is sexual. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  3. Meat on bones? What's that? All I have is metal on bones. Heh that Silhouette's going places. Might head to Sydney and Perth in February. Might even head to Europe if she's lucky. Hey shermie, my mom says I'm 21. So Thanks, guys! Birthday was filled with beating the lights out of the cold bug that followed me home. Who's your daddy now, punk? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  4. Nah I'll wait for the corn fields to make a comeback before breaking anything. Holy crap. 3? Did Mary even make a jump? Mmmm it's nice and sunny 'round here. Sadly, like a lot of Asian countries, unless it's a boogie or you're in the military, jumping is nonexistent. In fact, we just had some fatalities during a practice demo jump at an air show earlier this month. Mmmmm birthday cake. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  5. It's been a lot of fun! Loved showing him all of the L.A. touristy stuff. Eloy was a blast. He's looking forward to seeing snow. You and Sartre, don't forget to throw a snowball at him for me. Ahhhh it aint a winter vacation until snow slides down your back. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  6. Vermins have feelings? Huh. You don't say. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  7. What's the for? I'm there strictly for the hugs, you know! Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  8. You can hug me anytime. *ahem* How you doin'? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  9. You mean who to do and where to do? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  10. Been there, done that, have the tickets to show the carnage. Mmmm and the best part about Oz? I can legally purchase Absinthe.
  11. Woo hoo!!! Church ladies gone wild!!! If it's not on video, it didn't happen! AAAAAAANYWAY, to the OP, hang in there. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  12. 2 skydiver chicks. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  13. That would be under none of the above category. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  14. Choices, choices. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  15. Don't listen to the frogs They'll all promise to show you Paris. Who should i listen to? The voice inside your head. You know, the sweet, innocent one. Yeah, that one. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  16. redwings

    I need help

    Stairstepdiamond! I mean ... Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  17. Poor Cow. My pet peeve is a hypocrite. Eh, it's what they are here for. They are cute and tasty. Just like some women I know. Edited to add: And soft.
  18. redwings

    I need help

    I don't know how to get to your place. Mmmmm 4-way. My salvation is at hand. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  19. redwings

    I need help

    Sooooo here's a question for y'all wise ones. Will I spend eternity in purgatory when I attend a church service but all I can think about is skydiving? It was all I could do to limit myself to EPs during the singing portion of the service. Where's Jack when you need his help? Bah. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  20. Depends. I don't think he (Danny Moder) is all that it's cracked up to be. Certainly can't compare to a Marine in uniform. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  21. Did you at least get her number? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  22. Julia Roberts' husband. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  23. You look more like Danny Moder. A cheap lookalike, but ya aint no Brad Pitt. Besides, I'm glad to know I can somehow help you compensate for a lil sumthin' sumthin'. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  24. Tsk tsk. You're cruisin' for a bruisin', my frend. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
  25. Damn, does that mean I'm not gettin' any cupcakes, too? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.