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Throw one my way would ya, Squeak? Pleeeeeeease? With a cherry on top?

Was the first question on the test, "Are you color blind?" And now you're heading to Japan ... oi vey. Kick ass, nonetheless. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

MUAH Just as well. I probably took one puck too many to the head.

It sure is! She's never far from me ever since she came home last Saturday afternoon. Clearly, the apple of my eye. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to a new addition to my family. Sue, meet my other family. Family, meet Sue, the MacBook. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Ditto for me. I'm halfway across the world so no Chicks Rock this year. Maybe I'll drown my sorrows in the wind tunnel. Maybe. Y'all have fun! And remember, if it's not on video, it didn't happen. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Better than going up to Genting every weekend, eh? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

I'm in the same boat with all the Wissota folks. Just ... He did what he loved and he shared that enthusiasm (and his farts) freely. We should salute that and keep that tradition going. Every time I look at my rig, I will forever remember Todd caressing it like a newborn baby. Time to kill brain cells. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

I'll be in Helsinki for a week in August. Anyone around there? Hockey camp in Finland. Women's hockey camp, mind you. There is a God! Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Same answer as 'The way to a woman's heart.' Instead, add skydiver after woman. A G4 wouldn't hurt either. Maybe a King Air as well? I dunno. Never had to court a female skydiver before. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Shit, I didn't realize you were a goalie as well. Aren't we two peas in a pod. That was a disturbing thought. I'm gonna go poke my eyes out now. And then warn the folks there to lock up the woman and the young. PS: Bring both. You never know. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Did you get hit by the puck once too many times? NEVER! Oh yeah, bring hockey gear there. I remember there's this seriously hot female goalie who lives in Tokyo. Not sure if she's still there, tho. I'll see if I can meet some of their hockey players in August. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Lucky devil. Maybe I'll drop by to visit/haunt/torture you. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Wow the Olympia? You win. Ozzy and Lidstrom singing Sexy Back on the Tonight Show tops all celebrations to date. That was too funny to watch. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Hell yeah! This Finals is by far the most exciting to date. The skill level ... Hockeytown ... my hometown. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

HAH At least we're still playing hockey. I bet the Kings' golf swing is better than their slapshot! Oh the lovely season. Hockey's in the air! Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Time to support a REAL hockey team, gonzo. Dallas can start polishing their golf clubs now. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Each point represents a state, with the exception of the federal territories. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

The team manager. I'm just her assistant. Plus I've been known to be her daughter at times. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

That's not me. But you are right on about 'em youngins. One of them's 45, though. Still young at heart. IIHF stands for international ice hockey federation. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

My boys got second place in the IIHF Challenge Cup of Asia. Second place! They were pretty close to beating the eventual winner, Taipei, too! But Taipei does have a better team. Shit, half of that Taipei team went to the World Juniors! It was worth all the sleepless nights. And the partying after that was so much sweeter. Hong Kong treated us really well. Now I can't wait for the same tourney for women. Maybe next year. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Oh yeah. My friends were getting ready to disown me because I spend my free time at the DZ. For compromise, I made sure I was sober enough Sunday evening for dinner. Aaaand they know not to call me during jump days (they have my schedule) unless it's OMG I'm Dying! emergency. Plus, four of my last five vacations have to do with skydiving. (Tunnel, boogie. You know the drill.) Best vacations ever.

Sure, but I'm not liable if and when you lose your turn. Ooooh go Quebec in May. It's their 100th anniversary this year. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Malaysia, definitely! Air tickets for Asian destinations are cheeeap. Plus I'm there. Then I guess you can go visit Squeak. Or go Bali. Japan is good, too. Singapore might be a little too metropolitan if you're looking for adventure. Go scuba diving with me at the Great Barrier Reef. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Hear hear! Now how 'bout 'em Kings? Maaaaybe they'll pull a Chicago next season. Maaaaaaaybe. It's the most wonderful time of the year, y'all. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.