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Yikes, that is scary. We just had a murder/suicide the other day. Guy stabbed his soon-to-be ex-wife to death and then killed himself while escaping the cops. She was found in her neighbor's yard around noon, not two hours after she was killed. Yeah, Discovery Channel is good that way. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Not only is there a Dirty Jobs marathon, they're showing penguins! Mike Rowe can make me go straight any day. Discovery Channel is my best friend. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Ooh get honey and strawberries. Just my 2 cents. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

MTV just brings out the bad apple of youth. Honestly, there are lot of good kids out there and MTV chooses to put this crap on TV? I bet Miss Teen South Carolina would have fit in well with them. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Why are men dumb, and make themselves even dumber when women are involved? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

See, I'm not the only one to point that out. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Those two are actually related and cyclical. Before baseball the sky used to be orange. For some reason baseball players thought the orange sky was bad for their balls so they'd constantly shift and cover them. This released massive amounts of ball sweat moisture which made the sky start to turn blue. The ball players feared the blue even more so they shifted and covered their balls more which made the sky even bluer. This is one reason why the sky always seems bluest at a baseball game. If it turned the sky blue, wouldn't it turn their hands blue, too? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Do you require witnesses? A non-partisan party to verify your findings? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Short skydivers also have kickass arches. You should know, you have enough photographic evidence as proof. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Short women tend to be more flexible, physically. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Keep calling. Make sure you jot down who you talk to each time you call. I'm not sure if getting the Better Business Bureau involved would help, but it can't hurt. This is how you deal with airline companies, too. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Why is the sky blue? Why do baseball players grab their crotch every opportunity they get? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

That sounds painful. Still, you guys are pretty impressive, in your various stages of quitting. It almost begs for a 'Smoke or Skydive' T-shirt. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

I do love a woman who can handle the power tools.

Maybe they'll think you can dive out of the door after a rig, too. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

I never thought of that. I wonder why the third guy wasn't allowed to 'operate.' Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

There was a third guy in the truck, too. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Gotta love Wisconsin. 2 arrested for OWI in same vehicle Marshfield News-Herald ABBOTSFORD — Two Dorchester men were arrested for operating the same vehicle while intoxicated in the Abbotsford area. Harvey J. Miller, 43, who has no legs, was steering the 1985 Chevrolet truck from the driver’s seat while Edwin H. Marzinske, 55, operated the brake and gas pedals, according to the Colby/Abbotsford Police report. They were northbound on Hiline Avenue in Abbotsford when police pulled them over at 2:40 a.m. Aug. 18. Miller admitted he was too drunk to drive but argued he wasn’t operating the vehicle because he couldn’t push the pedals. Miller was issued a citation for a third drunk driving offense, while Marzinske was cited for a second. Both men also were cited for operating after revocation. A third drunk man in the vehicle walked himself home after the incident. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Why the hurry? Even if you did tell her and she didn't return your feelings, why would it be uncomfortable? How long have you known her? Like the others said, start with a friendship. Get to know her and then go from there. Good luck, with the girl and skydiving. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Hey, I was just thinking about cheap labor. Where did YOUR mind go? Day 6 is slowly leaving. Way to go, babe! Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Wanna clean my apartment, too, Lisa? I give really good massages. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Hee. You know, I just might quote you in my sig. Aaaaanyway, what was the purpose of this thread? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

You have jumped in snow at least once. or You have landed in a corn, wheat, bean field or a farm before. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

Oooh or she could take the girl to a pottery painting store? You know, the ones where you pick a vase/cup/thing and paint it yourself. Sort of like Build-a-Bear, but for older kids. Kids grow up too fast nowadays. Sometimes, they forget how to be one. We need to remind them it's ok to be a kid. /rant over.

Make a day out of it. Go shopping, go have lunch. Go have girl time. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.