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I just spit my tea all over my desk!... is nice enough to let that one slide _________________________________________ this space for rent.

doesnt shave his dog _________________________________________ this space for rent.

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owns a bichon frieze (sp?) ??? _________________________________________ this space for rent.

obviously is sarcastic or has no idea of prime time television

has a secret fantacy of visiting the set of Greys Anatomy and being a patient at Seattle Grace _________________________________________ this space for rent.

Ya mean like winning 1st place swoop accuracy at the Lew Sanborn meet a couple years ago?? for sure... I have a gold metal from the lew sanborn (which blew me away that I had enough luck that day to beat EZ and Matt....it was funny that gold, silver and bronze were in opposite order of jump numbers... I also have a silver and bronze from the CPC framed with the certificates that I look at almost every day in my office and wonder what could have been if I kept up with it.. _________________________________________ this space for rent.

"drinks a lot but has never thrown up on herself" _________________________________________ this space for rent.

thats just fowl _________________________________________ this space for rent.

oh.. well thats not the question... I know its fun... I know Ill enjoy it. I just dont know if I will be able to love the sport the way I used to enough to stay current enough to do the things I loved to do in the sport. so much has changed...not only location and time, but I have a daughter and family to support now... something I never had to think about before (even though I was married, my ex could have supported herself just fine without me). I havent really put my finger on any one exact reason why I havent gone back...but I miss the way it made me feel and the friends I made along the way. getting back on this site has reminded me of some of those friends... _________________________________________ this space for rent.

I had a couple chows that shook me up pretty good... my brother broke his back when his reserve collapsed at 15' same brother was in a very bad accident a couple years later that was EXTREMELY severe and that was the last day I did a work jump... he is ok now... but he doesnt jump anymore either. I guess a little guilt... I ALWAYS followed him around... hes my big bro, ya know? I follwed everything he did...he got a guitar so I did..he started rock climbing so I did... Skydiving was one of the few things that I did first and then he started skydiving and I guess I kinda feel guilty about his accidents. _________________________________________ this space for rent.

ive got about 40 wing suit jumps... jumped the classic, GTI, skyfier and a mono wing suit that I cant remember the name... that was always fun. _________________________________________ this space for rent.

So....I havent really thought about jumping again in a very long time... but after a couple weeks of postwhoring again I am getting a little itch for free fall. I havent made a jump in about 2 years or more...sold all my gear long ago... and dont really talk to many of my old skydiving friends accept for a select few. anyways. I am jsut bored at work and thought I would post this...not really sure why. Last night I sat awake in bed thinking about freeflying...and a bunch of the CRAZY shit I used to do. If you knew me, you know I was one to kinda push the envelope from time to time-flying two stacks with my crossfire2 111 at 1.85 in half a line twist... memories so what do ya think? should I head out to my old DZ sometime this spring? I plan to at least go visit and see some old friends, but the more I think about it I kind of want to do a jump or two... It will be a world of change though. no swooping in my near future which was a HUGE part of my enjoyment...and I just dont think I will ever be back in it enough to swoop like I used to. well...I guess if you have read this far you are as bored as me..so feel free to comment. _________________________________________ this space for rent.

huh... gratend I went MIA for a few years...but im only about a tenth as post-whorey... _________________________________________ this space for rent.

even though I was raised by a single mother... I have NEVER learned how to calm an irrationally upset woman without piissing her off more first... is it possible? its my unicorn... _________________________________________ this space for rent.

at this time of year... a cheesburger and a warm car... lol _________________________________________ this space for rent.

has noticed my vast increase in posts this past week due to my boring ass job... I have done exactly 3 minutes of work so far today... and its after noon... whew...my brain hurts _________________________________________ this space for rent.

nope... you can only use each scale/balance once.. _________________________________________ this space for rent.

I love to cook... I really like making asian food and even my own sushi... thing is my gal has the pallete of a 12 year old! :) I always tell her that... she would rather a frozen pizza or burrito than a peach glazed pork chop with lemon aspargus and homeade garlic red potatoes... ahh well _________________________________________ this space for rent.

I found it amazing how many people...not just women, knew so little about cars, or who could be fooled so easily. years ago when I was in college I sold cars (yeah yeah I was a used car salesman) and we used to tell people CRAZY things when they brought a car back with problems... one lady said her car kept pulling to the left (this was in november or december) so as we had her wait we told her we must have forgotten to take the summer air out and put the winter air in the tires..... lol one lady said her blinkers were broken (just a fuse) and we told her it must have been low on turn signal fluid... funny shit _________________________________________ this space for rent.

has a nack for getting ALMOST everything right... all but I dont care for plumbers on my back..:) _________________________________________ this space for rent.

ahh... reminds me of my "bachelor" jump... _________________________________________ this space for rent.

thought this thread died... _________________________________________ this space for rent.

it was the clear mason jar's fault plays hockey with penguins just to interlude... at the richmond boogie years ago I did a streak thru tent city and jumped the bon fire... they knew we were coming, and right before I got to the bonfire (running at full speed mind you) someone sprayed a bunch of lighter fluid on the fire and POOOF! up went the flames as I took my leap... I couldnt see a thing, and as I came out of the flames on the other side there was some gal unknowingly in a very wrong place... needless to say I de-cleated her like a NFL player would an unexpecting receiver....I felt so bad I stopped and was all like "Are you ok?!?!?!" as soon as she said yeah...I remembered I was still naked and ran into the nearby corn field.... ahh boogie days... has worn underwear of the opposite sex to work... _________________________________________ this space for rent.

is it cheating if I use my iPhone app: bigOven and take advantage of 160k recipes? _________________________________________ this space for rent.