MagicGuy

I worked in the produce department of a supermarket for two years. Anyone that has worked in a supermarket knows that produce is the most laid back department, and when there's nothing to do, you gotta find something to amuse yourself. I liked to try all the different fruits and whatnot that we carried, and I also use to like throwing watermelons and other large piece of fruit into the air and slicing them with the huge machete that we had in the backroom. What the hell, it was fun So one day, I was in the backroom with a buddy from the deli, and we were slicing all kinds of shit. I decided to try out my Iron Chef skills on a plantain, which is like a large banana. I was trying to cut it all fast and shit, like they do on TV. Well, needless to say, I had my thumb in the way and instead of slicing down into the plantain, I sliced down into the side of my thumb, going halfway through my thumb and nail. When I say it was hanging, it was friggin' hanging. I had to squeeze my thumb just to keep the fucking thing together. I nearly passed out from the shock of seeing my thumb in two pieces. The manager came back, also nearly passed out, and then had my friend drive me to the emergency room. I was back to work the next day, with nothing more than a couple stitches and a bruised ego

Well, I understand sleight of hand and misdirection just fine, but still fail to see what I missed. You keep your fuck buddy close at HAND.. meaning that your fuck buddy IS your hand? Thus being excited about masturbating. No?

Yeah, Fun With Subject Lines, and people getting excited at the thought of masturbation. It just gets better and better.

Sounds like an awesome meal. Any leftovers?

"No matter what the nature of the relationship is, if a woman tells me she has feelings for me, I really like to think that if I were unable or unwilling to reciprocate, I would treat her and her feelings with some respect." And yes, I was absolutely respectful in my response. I told her that I was sorry that I couldn't give her what she was looking for, told her that she deserved more than just a fuck friend, and wished her luck. I really am a nice guy, honestly lol. I'm just being bitter today.

Walt: I totally get what you're saying, and as I said before, I don't go looking for these type of deals, and my comments were said in jest. Nothing more, nothing less. To be honest, this is the first type of relationship like this that I have EVER had. And again, I have seen way worse shit being said on this forum than someone having feelings for me.

I don't get this place sometimes.. I've seen some random ass, stupid personal stories on here, but I make a post and have people growling at me. What's the deal? I don't treat women like shit, the relationship was mutual (up until now, thus the ending of the situation), and there is a current topic now about kissing your Fuck Buddy. I don't get it...

I knew that it was going to end. Not right from the start, but it seems that in these type of 'no commitment' relationships, one or both people usually start to develop feelings. It was fun while it lasted, why NOT go there? I'm at a time where I'm not looking for a long term relationship. And she was the one that set out the guidelines first, I just felt the same way and agreed.

Baby Got Back was definitely from the 90's. But I second the Phil Collins/Genesis stuff. And Van Halen.. was the group Boston 70's or early 80's?

Cheesecake is my weakness. I can have a totally full stomach and still spare room for a piece, or two.

Common now, that's not how you meant it. I won't have my A license before then anyways, and I'm not gonna go just to make tandems. Those tandem harnesses bring people VERY close..

I don't go looking for those type of deals. The time was right, we had known each other for years, and the relationship developed. I guess I'm just a little disappointed, though I shouldn't be because I kind of took things for granted.

Huh? What am I thinking like? If you're referring to my last sentence, it was supposed to be humorous.

Well, I got an e-mail (how gay is that, a fucking e-mail) today from my ex-friend with benefits. Basically, what I KNEW was going to happen, happened. She developed serious feelings for me, and I just didn't have them back, primarily because she is the mother of a 3 year old son at the age of 21. Not something that I was ready for in the least bit. At least we could end things in a civil way. I had fun while it lasted and it could've been worse. But now I gotta go find myself another piece of ass! Damnit.. Anyone hot girlies out there looking for a fuck friend?

LOL. Think what you want, guys. Just 'cuz Siegfried and Roy like it in the butt doesn't mean that all magicians are queers. What is it that makes me 'look gay', if you don't mind me asking? And don't tell me my hair because that's just a crock of shit. I do have gay friends. I have nothing wrong with gay guys, but I like pussy too much to be gay. Sorry to disappoint those that wanted to blow me, I'll pass.

Now: '99 Mercedes SLK 230 (pic) Want: New Porsche 911 Turbo (2nd pic)

I'm sure there are better beers out there, and I haven't tried a whole lot of beers, but I love Corona and I figure why keep looking if I found the one I love.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

I should have my AFF done by then. We can do a 3-way, then do a.. 3-way

He at least looks trainable I've had some training, and although I don't see myself as anything special, I've been told that I do have some skill. There's always room for more training, though.. how about a threesome?

Jesus, guys.. I knew I would get shit on by a couple people but 95% of you think I'm an ass for not going through with it. What is this world coming to. A License and sweet rig does sound mighty tempting, though..

You're too kind.. ok, how about 50% off?

The second picture is me wearing an old, HUGE rig. So don't make fun, it was just a funny pic. But damn, look at that package! And I know, I look like I'm 12.

Alright, you asked for it..

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