MagicGuy

Oh dude.. just when I thought you were the man you try to move in on Kel. Not cool. I brushed my teeth and everything.

What's with the sigh? I brushed my teeth!!!

Oh man. I love dogs and have two of my own. I feel for ya, man. Lots of positive vibes for you and the K-9. Keep us updated.

Oh geez. OK, so I brush my teeth and THEN get laid. Happy?

Yes, I know that many of you share my love of beer. But really, what is better than coming home from work after a long, hot day at work, kicking back on the couch and reading DZ.com while drinking a/few beer(s)? Beer is amazing, and I felt that I had to share my love with all of you. Yes, I am drinking beer and no it isn't my first of the night. P.S. Getting laid after drinking said beers would be better. But other than that? I mean really..

That works, too. turtle, I haven't really interacted with you in the past, but you are the man.

Well I think that this weekend I'll hang out with her again. Only this time I'm going to try to be really boring and totally not myself. A little tactic I have tried in the past. Then after that, if she's still digging me, I'm gonna bang her in the ass, as suggested, and afterwards "Oh shit, my brother's car broke down and he needs a ride". We'll see what happens after that.

Lots of anal sex advice. So now I definitely have to stick it in her butt. I just can't believe she's so.. intent after going out once. I mean.. we went to a couple places, yeah we made out and such, but marriage? Women..

I wish, but I've known her for about 3 years so I know all about her sense of humor. She was definitely serious. Unfortunately I'm definitely gonna try for some in the bum, though. She's got quite a nice behind.

He wants to do you. And he isn't looking for a relationship. But hey, what do I know. Could be worth asking him. You haven't known him long enough for it to be an awkward situation, so fuck it. Find out from the source, ask the dude.

I fucking love this place. Where else do you get advice like this. As for the ? about if she's hot.. she's definitely cute, could lose some weight therefore not totally my type. But overall, she's got big jugs with a cute face and definitely do-able. But then again, I went out with her once and she wants to marry me. Fuck.

.. calls me up today and said that she went to a tarot card reader and got her cards read. Ok, not really for me, but cool. She goes on to tell me that the 'psychic' knew all about me, described me almost to a tee. She then goes on to tell me that said 'psychic' told her that I am this chick's destiny, and that she saw an engagement ring. I took this girl out ONCE!!! Once, people. And she's calling me to tell me that I'm her destiny. What does a guy do in this kind of situation? Do I get the hell out now, do I wait a while before talking to her.. ??

That is really annoying. i can hear it with a fan and a TV going. What's the age limit.. I mean, how old is TOO old to hear it? I'm 20, btw..

Was in a 'friendly' relationship for 3 months. Agreed to keep it a friendly relationship from the start, but the other half decided to breach the contract and develop feelings. Wasn't the type of girl I wanted a serious relationship with, so it mutually ended. Being single is cool, but not getting laid isn't cool. I'm not too concerned - it's Summer and everyone's looking for something similar.

Smokin.. god skydiver chicks are hot.

Fun = skydiving Happiness = knowing that you have enough money to have fun! OH and sex. Sex is fun.

Man, I would've pushed for $20 credit. They can't hang up on you, that's fucked. But at least you got SOMETHING out of it. Fucking telemarketers. Yeah, I know, she wasn't a telemarketer.

Chelle.. very sexy Gail, can't really see your face, but looks like you have an awesome body. I need to get down to the DZ and meet some hot skydivers.

So true.. you couldn't have said it better. Doesn't make sense, but damn.. tattoos are fucking awesome.

Plenty of time left in Summer. I don't even start AFF until July 13th. Kinda sucks, but I am making damn sure that I'm down at the DZ every weekend until friggin' November. I am determined to get my A this season, and hit up some boogies or the South during the Winter.

Well, I found the casting call website and filled out an online application. Things like a description of a tattoo you want, the story behind the tattoo, uploading a picture of yourself etc were all included in the online application. They called me 2 weeks later and said "We're really interested in you. Check your email for directions regarding the final casting call". Myself and 5 others had to make the video. They have time during filming where you can walk in and get a tattoo, but NOT by one of the 6 artists that are on the show. Instead, they have other artists to take the walk-ins. This audition was for getting a tattoo by one of the 6 artists from the show, and having it air on the show.

Haha. I actually did it because that shirt is a little long. Come on! Everybody's doing it

Holy crap are his eyes BLUE.

Thanks! Wasn't sure how to do that.

As some of you may know, I got chosen along with 5 others to be in the final casting call for TLC's show Miami Ink. It's a show about tattoos. I had to make a 3-5 minute video explaining myself and the tattoo that I want. If anyone is interested, here is the video I made! Be gentle.. lol http://www.elusionist.com/audio/cking-inked.mov