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  1. j0nes

    i am a bad person

    the idea is to spend LESS time with them... and not feel like crap afterwards.
  2. j0nes

    i am a bad person

    i've been sleeping with someone simply for good sex. they want to get to know me better, bring me candy and flowers. i just want the sex. i don't want to crush this person and last time i saw them, i even tried resisting the sex.... maybe i'll just stop returning the phone calls.
  3. you people seem to think that standard is the same as manual. it's not.
  4. my glue trapped mouse was still alive after spending the night in glue. it's face was firmly planted in the glue and it was still alive. not calling you a liar or a dumbass, just relating my experience.
  5. I watched the second episode yesterday and the show keeps getting better. flavor keeps referring to himself in the 3rd person, the hoochies are fighting (and they ARE hoochies) and flavor dances often. highly entertaining.
  6. what is this? starsky and hutch?
  7. he didn't have feet? he couldn't stomp on it?
  8. well, i already messed up by posting the special codes in the post. no ANYONE can claim my prize. i'm so bummed now.
  9. check out this email i recieved today! this is so awesome, i KNEW something cool would happen today. DEAR SIR/MADAM, NOTIFICATION OF YOUR LOTTERY WINNING We are pleased to inform you from BIPONG ELECTRONIC LOTTERY of the announcement today, 9th January 2006 as one of the lucky winners of The BIPONG ELECTRONIC LOTTERY NEW YEAR draws, held on the 7th january 2006 as part of Our e-business promotional draws. Participants in the draws were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Europe, Middle East,as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.You qualified for the draw as a result of your visiting various websites we are running the Electronic-business promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached with REFERENCE NUMBER: BPG-PD23-711W-9 , BATCH NUMBER: 34-167-BPG with serial numb! er 215-18 drew the lucky numbers O3, 19, 27, 30, 34, 45, 77 and consequently won the NEW YEAR draw. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1,500,000.00 in cash, which is the winning payout for First category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$15,000,000.00 shared among the ten winners in the First category. CONGRATULATIONS! Your winnings should be claimed from our paying Agents. (GOMA FINANCE Limited) As we have notified them. Due to the mix that may arise from emails of winners and numbers we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to you.This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. To begin your claim, please contact our paying agent who also Will be your claim agent immediately: Mr.MATHEW RABUTA MANAGER BROKERAGE SERVICE GOMA FINANCE LIMITED Email: [email protected] phone: +27-836-921625 For due processing and remittance of your prize money, Remember you must contact your claim agent not later than 30th January 2006. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers provided below in every one of your correspondences with your claims agent. REFERENCE NUMBER: BPG-PD23-711W-9 BATCH NUMBER: 34-167-BPG Also to begin your Claim, send to your claims agent the following information by email: 1)YOUR BATCH AND REFFERENCE NUMBERS and AMOUNT WON 2)YOUR FULL NAME 3)YOUR ADDRESS 4)A scanned COPY OF YOUR ID (PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENCE) 5)CONTACT TELEPHONE, MOBILE PHONE NUMBER AND FAX NUMBER 6)AGE AND OCCUPATION. Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.! Yours Sincerely, THE LOTTO AWARDS MANAGER, BIPONG ELECTRONIC LOTTERY. 322 BOTHA AVENUE JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA. N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification. Please, contact your claims agent through his email address. yes, i know it's a scam.
  10. i know that now.... trust me, i wasn't happy about having to rollover the mouse but the alternative was to let it suffer some other death. it seemed quick and (probably) painless.....
  11. It's long, drawn out and anti-climatic. It would be a decent rental where you can ff through the sleepy parts.
  12. i'd rather have mice in my house than cats.
  13. karma. i understand killing mice, but at least do it humanely. I had a mouse once and i caught it with a glue trap, thinking i'd be able to release it later. after seeing how well the mouse was stuck, i agonized on the most humane way to put it out of its misery. i didn't want to just throw it away and have it starve / dehydrate so i put it in a bag and rolled my car over it. i didn't open the bag..... yech. if i had to do it over, i would use a snap trap.
  14. ewoks are from endor, wookies are from kashyyk.... duuuuh. i would blame the sauce before the veggies, especially if you cooked the veggies thoroughly.
  15. i'm not complaing about the increase..... just that it is 39 cents. why not just go to 40?
  16. but seriously, why 39 cents?
  17. I just heard the postal rate is going up to thirty-nine cents. Is there any reason they can't just make the number even? Why not just make it forty cents and be done with it?
  18. nobody here drink beer.
  19. What advice would you give to someone who is interested in becoming a full-time drogue jockey?