j0nes

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  1. ______________________________________ You mean... there's more than one??? Yikes! that's scarey! there are so many of us that many people, try to keep up with us. with our high reproduction rate, keeping up with the joneses is fruitless
  2. this thread is very 2001
  3. someone found a l33+ speak lexer...
  4. i like it when he refers to himself in the 3rd person. "flava flav gonna send home a laydeeee tonite. flava sez sorrry"
  5. i hope for the best, but things look grim. what a horrible way to go, i only imagine drowning would be worse... or maybe burning to death.
  6. is that supposed to be an argument or are you just being pugnacious because you can't make a case?
  7. i just have a realistic expectation. if someone breaks into my house, i have a gun so i can protect myself. i don't need the cops. if someone breaks into my house and i'm not home, i don't expect the cops to catch "the bad guys". let's face it, cops are busy writing tickets or driving around wasting gas. i also laugh everytime i hear about how "cops risk their lives everyday".
  8. see, i'm good at proving things because i'm NOT a cop. if i was a cop, i'd strugggggle to make a point and still fail miserably. much like you.
  9. it is an unfortuante fact, but cops are really dumb. how often do you hear this in the news : "police got a lucky break in the case today..." if they were smart, they wouldn't need luck "police are looking for your help in connection with xyz crime" again, smart cops don't need the public's help the local cops are generally useless unless you're looking for someone to write you a speeding ticket. incidently, why do they feel the need to lecture you? just give me the ticket and let me get back to speeding.
  10. You, are a dumbass i'll bet you're a cop! hahahahahahaah
  11. local cops won't do shit. they never do shit. if i wanted a job where i didn't have to do shit & get paid shittily for it, i'd be a cop.
  12. "Most Excellent" http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051231/tc_nm/apple_designer_dc
  13. inspired by another thread.... LAST option should be for the gentlemen. (edit, damnmit, can't change a poll afterwards.....)
  14. i'll even let you pick the pudding flava ... bwa hahahaahah haahahahah ah h
  15. Yes, I am. and there is nothing you can do about it unless you want to travel to Chicago and settle this in a kiddie pool of pudding.
  16. you are an odd duck. do you think in letters?
  17. VH1 website says you are wrong. http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/flavor_of_love/series.jhtml
  18. i'm not sure they were ever "together". at the beginning of flavor of love, he mentions that she is married. I don't know if that was the case while filming the other shows or not.....
  19. I accidently started watching VH1's Flavor of Love and it is hilarious. It's like the Bachelor except that the guy on the show is Flavor Flav. You may remember him as the negro midget with gold teeth from the Surreal Life and Strange Love. The producers managed to find 20 women interested in either a) dating flavor flav or b) enhancing their fledgling acting/modeling careers by pretending to date flavor flav. It is very easy to tell which girls fall in which category. Highly recommended.
  20. this thread will be just as successful as DeBarge
  21. j0nes

    Porn trade

    makes me wish i was a freefly coach.
  22. j0nes

    Porn trade

    we already know about your world honey... you can probably sense the jealousy.
  23. j0nes

    vibe request

    ok miss "i can't pick a color...."
  24. j0nes

    vibe request

    Chuck Norris once beat Terry Schiavo in a staring contest.