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Sounds like you're stuck with "fluffer". I picture it like one of those dinosaurs from The Flinstones. You know - "It's a living..." But on the bright side, you'll get a ton of nutrients. Hell, after a week, you'll be damn near indestructible with all the diseases you'll have contracted at once! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Hmmm...a few spring to mind... - shortbus driver. - Alaskan fishing boat chum jockey. - artificially inseminating rabid cougars. - or you can pack for me full-time. S'all I got right now... There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Of course...in fact I'm masturbating right now. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Can't wait for MOAB!

Thinkin' I might gets me summa this sweet action! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_taf_title_featured/104-1846130-5618344?redirect=true&ie=UTF8&tag=tellafriend-20 (Hint: look through the 698 reviews for instant ridiculousness.) Go Tuscan! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Welcome Alana, we're glad to have you here in CO! As Steve said - just come up to the DZ, you'll make some new friends in no time flat. And of course I'm workin on helping you find a jobby job too.

All I wanna know is...who's pitching in? http://www.yachtsee.com/cruzincooler.htm There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Or would it be..."Yeah, that's right. Who's your brother?! Who's your brother?!" There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Using a quick shutter speed, some intense lighting, and a few willing individuals...photographer Brandon Voges has ultimately captured the face of The People in rare form. The Bruton-Stroube firm recently held a portfolio show at my office and I gotta say...the first time I saw these, I immediately thought of the silly "freefall" faces we've all seen or made at one time or another! You can see his (and others) work at www.brutonstroube.com There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Margarine. Though axle grease comes in a t a close second. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

*looks at poll results* Oh sweet zombie Jesus! Well, I shoulda known. So how much would that paycheck be? I'm good for $5. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Alright you crazy bastards, who wants to demo this new wingsuit from BirdMan? There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

ASS PENNIES!!! F*CK YEAH! You just made my day, I was about to post something about ass pennies because no one knows WTF they are or how to "make" them. Definitely the reason I don't pick up pennies now! Ahhh, the Poo Stick, Big Red Cat, Thunderball, Shark Rodeo Championship, the Gun Circle, Earthquake Parties, Bucket of Truth...and of course the Little Donnie Foundation (why yes ma'am, I do have Magnimus Obliviophallocytis - is it showing?) Brilliant stuff! UCB rocks, too bad Comedy Central pulled their show like every other good one (Kids in the Hall, etc.) in place of some awful crap (Win Ben Stein's Money - f*ck that!)...the filthy corporate bastards.

Dr. Phil and/or Oprah. Totally. We'd be much better off and they got enough meat in those buttery thighs alone to feed this rabid pack of starving DZ cannibals for a week. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Yes, Leese, those same jobs but cleaner. I was fortunate enough to never have to work in those, I've been doing art/prepress work since I was 16. I'm grateful! Noice! Good ideas for sure! I like the gear store thing, in fact there's one on the same block as my current employer. And it's called "Dick's"! Hmmm...ironic! I like the FedEx thing too...chicks do like those groin-grabbing shorts for some reason don't they?! Will totally check these out, thanks chumps and chumpettes! Keep em comin... There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

OK folks, here's the deal... I'm 23 and totally happy with my current full-time employment situation at a very large and successful ad agency as an Art Director, but...the bank account has been dwindling down lately and I need more income to pay for my beautiful rig and more jump tix during the summer weekends. So I'm in need of some moonlighting job ideas. Been doing some searching around locally (Denver/Arvada/Westminster) in Colorado but nothing too spectacular - a lot of stuff I'd need to be qualified for like nursing. Although I did entertain the idea of working in a mental health care place for a split second simply because of Walt's crazy stories, but that quickly vanished. Sorry Walt, I haven't the patience for any more crazies after my ex. And let me just say convenience stores are out because I'm not looking to get shot or robbed. Perhaps a bartender at a local not-hysterically-busy restaraunt/bar would be cool, or maybe something at a hotel? Nothing career-oriented, just to make some extra cash at night for jumping. Any ideas? Well, other than selling organs and/or sexual favors? Damn perverts... Thanks in advance!!! Blue Skies!!! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Whoa... Ryan was... ...arrested for mutiple murders. ...arrested for multiple DUI's. ...arrested for threatening a suspect. ...arrested for stealing underwear. ...arrested for "rugby sniffing" (WTF is that?!) ...arrested for breaking into an elementary school to steal stuff. ...arrested for drug possession. ...arrested for disturbing the peace. ...arrested for cyber-terrorism. ...arrested for dancing. http://www.geocities.com/associationofnobullshit/ (4th question down) The list goes on and on, apparently I'm one busy mofo. But really I'm a nice guy...really. HEY! Why are you laughing? There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

How 'bout "Speak n' Spell"? Had one when I was a young 'un. Those things were awesome and *almost* indestructible! You could type in damn near any phrase whether it was actually a word in the Engrish language or not (I liked the cuss words myself) and it would say it back to you in a Stephen Hawking-like robot voice. Oh the prank calls I could make with one of those these days... The "new" version attached...prolly doesn't do the cuss words though. Pssh! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

"No?? Nothing about how hot = slut or lingerie model = experienced? How disappointing." Heeheehee, sorry to disappoint. Nah, because it's not always true and I'm not looking to get you wonderful ladies pissed off...although... pissed off women are HOT! Hmmm... The same goes for you ladies though. Checking out the chiseled dude on the beach or dancing with all the girls at the club, and you thinking, "What a ladies' man (or perhaps manslut?). He GOTTA be experienced!" But ultimately he knows his way around the bedroom like Ray Charles in the MoMA. But Thanatos had a great point in that they're all appreciated...even if they didn't send you to the stratosphere. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Ooh...yeah...I just skimmed through that thread and...youch! I'm not sure I could add anything to that pile of smoldering rubber tires. BTW Walt, you have some of the BEST posts ever. Keep up the good work my friend! (Still laughing about your trip to the Texan gloryhole themepark.) There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Unfortunately I have, Walt. The girl I was dating at the time was an amateur lingerie model (and still is, I think). So of course I thought she was "experienced", being such a hottie and all. Anywho, I took her to my work Xmas party and we stayed the night at the hotel. So we started foolin around and when this girl started workin my chicksicle...it f*ckin HURT like a mofo! She literally sucked so hard that after a couple minutes, my little guys' head was purple and bruised for days! I had to make her stop because I was in such pain. On top of the bruising she had no rythym whatsoever and did the teeth thing too. So don't judge the book by it's cover guys! Worst...blowjob...ever. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

"Parents! Are you deeply confused and constantly left wondering 'What the h*ll's my teenager talking about?' Well it's time to freshen up on yo' ill skills of communication with America's youth. The new Slang Flashcards will get you mad respect from your blinged-out mini-me - guaranteed." (Not responsible for total loss of self-respect.) http://www.knockknock.biz/commerce/product_info.php?products_id=48 There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Thanks Sinker! I done wrote that myself...I'm special. It eventually came down to a simple choice...either hide my shame, or continue to inflict serious psychological damage to the whuffos witnessing me don my rig. So you wouldn't BELIEVE the amount of duct tape I go through on days I'm jumping! And needless to say, packing after a jump is "touch'n'go" for awhile. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

I'm definitely gonna keep an eye on this thread! Great stuff. Check out these hotties!

Yep, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked... And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspicious of negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer...$15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime actually committed?) 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. ******A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER***** 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. In the interest of bettering human kind please share these with your friends and family...unless one of these 10 individuals happens to be you. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.