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Doodly, doodly, doodly...do you have dookie drawers? Do you need a changing? ~R+R...... Hey, if you wanna change my nickers, I'm not gonna stop you(or some other typically stupid guy reply) |>.

Really? |>.

Look, I'm not trying to be more of an ass that I usually am, but you're just not paying attention. This is how it is. |>.

Nice! |>.

Sure, I believe ya. |>.

Because I can just see the 20 guys fighting to hold themselves back from writing I'LL GIVE YOU A MASSAGE, AND SPOON AND CUDDLE AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT! Come on, I know it's unspoken, but you guys know this when you put your fingers on that post button. |>.

Women that say things like this on an online forum make me laugh |>.

I'm an asshole on paper, but in reality, I'm just an ass. |>.

I may be hairy, but not scruffy. I've never shaved, so my beard is all softish. |>.

Haven't seen my chin since puberty |>.

Signs of love Sleep alone By Moby. |>.

The song during the car chase in 5th element. Damn thing wasn't on the sound track Oh, and the ending song from mean girls. Halcyon, On & On. I think it was also used in Mortal Combat. |>.

I really have no idea or no where to begin to understand such an act. I'm so sorry for your loss. |>.

have you been sufficiently amused? |>.

Same, still had em swarming around the house. They never got into the bucha though. kinda odd. |>.

Someone spiking the pond with alkaseltzer? |>.

I used to do that alot, not for some time though. inconsistency in batch taste and effectiveness turned me off to it. and all the damn fruit flies it attracted to my place. |>.

Was there a female version of this post somewhere that I missed? We aughta bump that one too |>.

Personally, Jen, I can't wait! |>.

That's considerably better than I want to know him Dave |>.

What does NSFW mean? |>.

If you knew him well enough, you'd call him John |>.

I don't usually post unless I feel strongly about a topic, which come to think about it, is often. Damn... |>.

That's the beauty of it. You don't have to work on them that hard... I meant as friends. Generally I wouldn't touch em with a ten foot pole. |>.

Excellent point, and I'm glad it was a woman who brought it up. Women don't really want equality, and in fact rarely settle for it. I went to a boarding school where sexes were segregated till we were about 13 and then they were thrown together. Girls that were then treated by boys, like boys treated other boys have been bitter about it ever since. |>.