slappy

or pregnant, which isn't going to apply to will .

FREE BEER ! Thats my favourite.

Yeah, as if that is going to happen

LOL

Ok , that didn't work. To change my profile name will I have to re-register, I thought I could just change the nickname in my profile but that doesn't seem to have worked, unless there is some sort of time lag between making the change and the change being implemented. Anyone got any idea's

OK Slappie, This is a test to see if it worked. Since tests are usually quite boring i think i will post a (scottish) joke for everyone. The Reverend John Flapps was the minister of a small congregation in a little Scottish town. One day he was walking down the Main Street when he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the pub, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was very sinful and not something a female member of his congregation should be doing. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs.McGlumphie," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a female member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" "Nae Bother" she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs. Mc Glumphie stood up from the bar, she began to stagger backwards and forwards. The reverend realised that she had had too much to drink and he grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up laying on top of Mrs.McGlumphie, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The barman looked over the bar and said, "Hey Jimmy, we don't allow that kind a' carrying oan in this pub!" The reverend looked up at the barman and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps" The barman nodded and said, "Awe right then. If you're that far in, you might as well finish!!" TTFN

I have been using the userid slappy for more than 12 years now on various computer / internet sites that it seemed quite natrual to use it when I registered at DZ.com Since the registration software did not complain when I registered the nickname I thought it would be ok, little did I know that there was someone using the name (even if he couldn't spell it properly) But in the interest of not stepping on other peoples toes i am willing to change it , after all it is only a nickname. Soooo , unless I can think of anything better I will change my profile to Scottish_John , and await the hoards of flaming emails that I get sent from other Scottish johns. Regards Slappy (soon to be Scotish_John................ possibly)

I must admit "i'm a sucker for big boobies" Although small ones are nice as well.

one last try.

It's not too big once you scale it down a little If you don't believe me check out the attachment of E150 HA ! Blue ones

if you like funny pictures then you will love this one. Check out the eyebrow.

It may not be pretty , but it's the best one i've got.

why didn't I think of that.

Sorry for any confusion. I'll try and get my picture on my profile so you can tell at a glance if it's Slappy or Slappie -6 deg F , now that would be cold.

since we are on the subject of racing , will the British F1 be racing from silverstone this year. Last year we had an altitude restriction due to all the helicopters flying to the race track.

Did he race for Paul Newmans Indy car team. He did rather well for a Brummie

> AKA - Nigela Manselette. I don't remember Nigel Mansel ever driving on the pavements.

What , again ? It might be a bit chilly for the tiger skin thong next weekend. Next Friday night might be a possible -6 deg C , although I don't know about Saturday night yet.

And you think people will get in a car when you are at the wheel ? Got my first jump since dec 15 , it's good to get back in the air.

I think I will stay in Bracknell this weekend and save my money for when the weather is a bit better.

Hi Jo, Nice rig , have you jumped it yet. You may not get the chance to jump it this weekend , more horrible weather on it's way.

>The phrase "coyote ugly" is kinda similar. It refers to how >coyotes will sometimes gnaw their own foot off Don't they call this "A Dingo's Leg" In Australia" ?

where ?

He is the url of some pictures of me and some friends from last year. http://uk.photos.yahoo.com/slappy01uk

Great site. Any others like this ?