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Igot to ride up front on one of his tandem probationary jumps, we decided I would pull but forgot to attach the handle to the harness. It came to pull time I reached got a little pucker then looked over my shoulder at Gary,, He was looking at me like WELL,,I was lookin at him like WTF! WE stared at each other for a couple seconds, Then he started laughing as he realized I didnt have a handle to pull!! GOOD FUN!!! Say hey to my DAD, and Pat and Irene! JUSTIN SILVIA D15898 WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

are complete and total Asshats. (Just like any other Whats a asshat and where can I buy one,, are you guys selling them at the farm? 2 roofies equal 1 qualude,, thats what a roofie is! There have been all kinds of gimmicks to get an extra 10 bucks out of jumpers for years.. The boogie fee the FREE T SHIRT THE ALTITUDE UPGRADE CARY Q didnt invent this shit its all been done before. I was trying to book a hotel last night online ,, they wouldnt tell me the hotel or location, it was in the boston market,, i didnt book,, I am a consumer I have a choice,,I dont know anything about hotels,, Iam sure some people book this way and are completely happy,, As with any service you just cant please some people,, Of course ive never seen a disgruntled tandem student at the farm or anywhere for that matter.. I know free blowjobs with every tandem,, nah someone would still bitch. wait I got FREE X WITH EVRY TANDEM,, surely there would be no complaints then!! TG WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

Again A buissiness plan,, WHY DID WAL MART LEAVE ARKANSAS? 1 800 skydive is for sale by area code.TO ANYONE the internet was in its infancy. across the country you got dzs operating on a shoe string,,, outhouse operation So you end up with some large DZO"S That happen to be on the USPA BOD,,, using their position to protect their own buissiness interest,, as has been the case for years,,, because they were sleeping in their shoes when the internet took off now they are pissed.Fuck em To me greed sucks where ever it exsists and believe me thEir ARE NO SAINTS IN THIS AURGUMENT!!! NONE!!! AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE STICK AROUND AWHILE!! Think about 1 800 flowers. If im a local florist and now im getting orders,, I dont have the budget or internet savy needed to get buissiness.. does 1 800 flowers reveal their location? Their are people out there buying and redeeming skyride certifacates,, all over the country. This jackass in TN is obviously affiliated with some outhouse operation and cant compete,, Keep posting this cloud shit and the feds will be on EVERYONES ASS,,, CAUSE THATS WHAT THEY DO,, THEY DONT HAVE FAVORITES,, Dont aim your shit cannon into the wind YA MIGHT GET SOME SHIT ON YA SKYDIVE MORE AND POST LESS JUSTIN P SILVIA D 15898 MB 66 PS WAY TO STAND UP DENTE!!!! . WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

Pissing off the locals,, Because they actually had A buissiness plan,, built a gleaming facility,bought brand new equipment, ANSWERED THEIR PHONE ,PROVIDED CUSTOMER SERVICE,, while the rest of you hillbillys were standing in a field,, jumping gutter gear,, and craping in an outhouse.. ,, AND COULDNT COMPETE,, Now look around the country there are several groups out there copying them ,, multiple locations nice gear nice facility etc In the GA market it made everyone step up thEir game or get out of the buissiness Thank god! " DID YOU KNOW THAT MORE PEOPLE DIED IN THE STATE OF ALABAMA FROM BEING KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A MULE,, THAN DID FROM SKYDIVING LAST YEAR,, This was an actual qoute by one of these complaining hillbillys to a reporter I had brougt out to one of the defunct GA DZ'S,, dont ya miss the banjo music!! Alot of people around the country are buying the skyride shit and redeeming at DZ's that I have visited,, Some places dont redeem them thats their choice,, Some places are still operating in an outhouse and dont answer their phones? Oh ya we did close to 200 tandems this past weekend at ASC GA , 15 AFF,, Shut down for the clouds as per the BSR'S/FAR'S ...SENT THEM ALL OUT HAPPY AND SMILING,, several of my tandems either bought another Tandem on the spot or singed up for AFF. If you dont like it build an outhouse,, buy some gutter gear and open a dz. SKYDIVE MORE AND POST LESS Justin P Silvia D15898 MB 66 WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

Oh, the irony of it all. WELL THAT INSTRUCTOR JUST WORKED AT THE FARM LAST WEEK POPSJUMPER/BOOTLICKER OH YA AND THE OTHER GUY THAT WORKED THAT WEEKEND IS STILL AT THE FARM ... YOU ALL LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SO DONT BE THROWING STONES YOU PUSSY FUCKERS. OH WAIT THERE ARE NEVER CLOUDS OVER THE FARM. OR THE OTHER LOOSERS IN THE CLARKESVILLE MARKET KEEP ON BITCHEN AND THE FEDS WILL FUCK EVERYBODY YOU DUMB ASSES!! IN THE MEAN TIME GO FUCK YOURSELVES SEE YOU BY THE FIRE POPSYUMPER TANDEMGUY WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

UM,, Post's on dorkzone do not actually count as Jumps,,, you poser! Love those credentials post's 10,0000 c lisence in posting c999999 BEEN POSTING 99 YEARS Faslcon award for posting (WHO THE FUCK GETS A FALCON AWARD)? God forbid if you actually had to leave the computer and actually make a SKYDIVE!! OH wait if you stopped posting then you woudlnt be popular anymore cause this is your only social outlet that makes you feel important! And without A COMPUTER HOW WOULD YOU HAVE ANY SEX!! Hey people lookout for that stickyspot at the farm computer,, you know where that cums from,, TANDEMGUY WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

If we all just do Hybrid Skydives from now on we can have the enviroment clean by the end of the summer!! TG WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

Whaaaa? It's the fat end that's loaded, right? Don't wanna shoot myself in the foot. Are YOU owning up to the over-the-line PCIT trick? hey popsjumper Lets see You live in a closet,,, and dont even own the computer you continually post all this wisdom with,,, HMM... Sounds like the type of guy I want to help me form an opinion.. Why dont you go back to licking boots at Monroe!! LEE said it best at the beggining of this thread!!!!! "do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?" WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

AHH dont you long for the days where ya had to pack outside and jump out of a peice o shit aircraft and try to train students with peiced together gutter gear.. SOO when sombody Forms an actual BUISSINESS PLAN, and provides an actual better service,, and your old DZ as described above finnally withers and dies cause it dont answer the phone,, whos fault is that. Now we got great gear, indoor packing, and properly maintained aircraft,,Fancy websites and reservationists!!WOW Hey the biggest compliment you can pay someone is to copy them,, I say MOVE FORWARD,, GET OFF YOUR HOUSE OF CARDS SOAP BOXES,, LIFES TOOOO SHORT!!! SKYDIVE MORE AND POST LESS,, TANDEMGUY WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

Best vibe in GA PERIOD!No phonys no skygods, just a professionally run DZ. Ive been at this for 25 years and haven't jumped with a better crowd period. JUSTIN P SILVIA D15898 FIRST JUMP 6/17/1984

DON DUPONT,, Winter 1985 left the dz where I was trained, showed up WOODSTOCK CT,, They were flying loads!!! landed downwind on the runway, scraped a hole on my reserve container right down to the reserve and a nice flatspot on the back of my protect,,, ALL I REMEMBER IS FLAIRING AND CLOSING MY EYES ,,WELL I scrape myself off the runway start heading in, and and the DZO is fast aproaching !!! "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT",,,, diminuitivley i reply i dont know ???????????????? He calms right down and says somthing like, at least your not giving some bullshit story,, Well later that night after jumping my compadre and I are looking to smoke one of those funny little cigarettes people used to smoke, so we go out to the car and we are puffing away about three car lengths from the front door,,, alll of a sudden THE FRONT DOOR BURSTS OPEN AND THERE APPEARS MR DUPONT SCREAMING oh no were screwed,,, I stash tha cigarette, put the window down and he's yelling YOU CHEAP BASTARDS,, GET IN HERE WITH THE REST OF US AND SHARE THAT SHIT,,, Made a few more jumps over that winter,, spring sprung and I ended up Jumping elswhere in my second season. FAST FORWARD TO THE NEXT CHRISTMAS MORNING,, after a long nite of partying sleeping in nice and warm ,,, the phone rings,,, Expecting a relative or someone with A merry Christmas ,,," is this Justin??? yes,, WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY ,I FRONTED YOU A JUMP AND YOU OWE ME ,NOW SEND MY FUCKING MONEY! I jumped out of bed and wrote him a check,,, Later in life our lives merged again,, he told me Christmas was the day he always called people who owed him money cause thay were always home!! DON DUPONT A CLASSIC LIKE THEY DONT MAKE ANYMORE,, AND A CLASS ACT,,, HAVING THE PRIVALEDGE OF SKYDIVING AND MEETING PEOPLE LIKE HIM,,, IS A PURE GIFT!! THANKS DON AND PARTY ON.. I,LL BE WAITING FOR A CALL NEXT CHRISTMAS!! JUSTIN P SILVIAD 15898 WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

He was a great friend, also, Im sure he is skydiving as we speak with my dad,, A great legal mind also,,, WELL SIR DID YOU ASSAULT MY CLIENT BEFORE OR AFTER YOU ARESTED HIM,,,,, WELLL AFTER I ARESTED HIM,,,, CASE DISSMISED THANKS FOR THE LOVE BOB VIN SILVIA D715 JUSTIN SILVIA D15898 JOE SILVIA D29278 WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

I was in San Marcos TX. over the Halloween weekend and saw a little packer chick running around with a pink javelin container with a painted reserve flap,,She didnt know about david we talked about the rig and the artist!! You wake up in a trailer, not quite remebering how you got there and the first thing ya see,, A Rickerby Painting,,, ahh I must be in the right place!!!!!!!! BLUE SKIES BLACK CROCHLESS JUSTIN MB66 WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

I have T.B.,,,,, two belleys,,,,, I can be half a fourway team? WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

Are there anyleft in skydive city,,whats the turkey meet look like ??RABBIT JUSTIN MB66 WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

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How many friends a song by THE WHO THE SOOTY BASTARD that did this has such a load of carmic shit aimed at him It doesnt matter what we in this world do to him. the powers that be are about to take a massive turd on his soul. LOVE YOU BRANDY TANDEM GUY WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

WTF MAN, I DONT KNOW, I SURE MISS THAT GUY, I HAVE KNOWN SEVERAL SKYDIVERS OVER THE YEARS, BUT LESS THAN I CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THAT ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT ME! OR ANYONE ELSE! THERES A WHO SONG I USED TO LISTEN TO WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, THAT DESCRIBES LEE , PERFECTLEY,, HOW MANY FRIENDS ITS, CALLED. THANKS FOR LOVING ME AND CALLING A SOOTY WHEN I NEEDED IT I MISS YOU LOVE, TANDEM GUY WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

THEY REMOVE MY POST? WHAT NOBODY ON HERE CAN STANT UP FOR THEMSELVES? JUSTIN SILVIA TANDEMGUY WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

AS I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE DAY BEINNG PUSHED AND SHOVED BY PEOPLE TRYING TO BEAT THE CLOCK OH I DONT KNOW DOES ANYBODY REALLY CARE WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

ES AM BOM ALL RIGTH ASHEN LADIDE GIVE UP YOUR VOW SAVE OUR CITY WELL I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I GOT MYSELF A BEER FUTURE UNCERTAN AND THE END IS ALWAYS NEAR!!! RUDE NOT TOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

FAR AWAY EYES I GOT AN INVITATION TO MAKE A RESERVATION THERES SOMTHING IN THE AIR WE GOT TO GET TOGETHER SOONER OR LATER ,, CAUSE YOU KNOW ITS RIGHT NOW WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

I put on Lees clothes,, I think they are magic dancing clothes,, watch out if you ever see this ensemble come out!! WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

Yeah, you missed seeing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnQGPzmBGAA Video been removed by the user?????? WTF, over? yah WTF OVER????? you gotem postem!!! biothces!! As i have said I have never been naked or semi naked @ the farm i even sleep in my clothes,,, that reminds me of the guy passed out in the parking lot anybody got that one talk about farm magic Lee loved that farm classic snoring face down in the dirt If I remember right that was shanaynay"s date TANDEMGUY WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD

Fuck all of you I have never danced or sang or danced or sang naked topless or any cobination of the sort....i dare ANYONE to prove otherwise I JUST WANT MY FRIEND BACK WAKE UP TANDEMGUY !THERES A DUI CHECKPOINT UP AHEAD