sharimcm

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  1. I want to play too! but want to keep jumping ME! Pick me! I'll give you one of my rigs I could handle that Under 30 years old only Yep, that's me I'll be there for all 10 days. That's kind of like saying you're a minute man... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  2. I have to work every third Sunday, but no Saturdays unless they ask REAL nice. Usually when it is my Sunday to work, the skies are blue and there's not a cloud in the sky. Damn... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  3. I stopped at Sonic tonight for some ice cream -- yes, I was having cravings, and no, I'm not pregnant.. Anyhow, it took them 14 minutes to get me my frickin' cone. I called twice to remind them. When the chick finally brought it out to me (after she probably spit on it), I politely asked her what took so long as if they were milking the cow. She threw my change back at me. How rude! That pissed me off! I hate people. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  4. sharimcm

    My fantasy

    But, you'd like that... And, I'd like that too, so I guess I'll DEFINATELY look you up when I am in Houston. I... WANT... BREAD... NOW... AND... THEN!! Yeah--bring it on! Maybe I'll be going to Spaceland this weekend for some... bread... Hmmm... 4 hour drive there, 4 hour drive home... Just for some bread. Maybe. Walt "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  5. Get better soon... Never had it, never want it... Blue Skies! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  6. sharimcm

    My fantasy

    But, you'd like that... And, I'd like that too, so I guess I'll DEFINATELY look you up when I am in Houston. I... WANT... BREAD... NOW... AND... THEN!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  7. sharimcm

    My fantasy

    If I'm ever in the Houston area, I'll look ya up. I was there for SkyFest... Where was my bread man then? Still craving hot bread... Mmm... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  8. I always jump with my phone. I don't want to take the risk of not and landing off and injuring myself. Take it with ya. It's not going to hurt. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  9. sharimcm

    My fantasy

    Well, when you head back up this way, just let me know. Texas French Bread is the bakery I like to go to, but haven't been there in a while. I am SO wanting bread right now. Hell, when you come up this way, maybe we can get the bread, then jump together. Now, that's what I'm talking about! I'm closer than you thought. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  10. sharimcm

    My fantasy

    Well, I live in Texas, and you know... Everything's bigger and better in Texas. The bread here is pretty darn big and better. We'll hook up... Eventually... And, we'll get that bread! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. Trust me... I know how you feel... That pisses me off too... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  12. sharimcm

    My fantasy

    So, will you be going to Atlanta? I'm sure we can find some bread there! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. [reply If I piss you off will you whip me, beat me, and call me names? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!!! (Sorry--couldn't resist) Walt I'd like that... But, you wouldn't have to piss me off for that kind of treatment... Begging is always good. Get on your knees boy! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  14. sharimcm

    My fantasy

    [reply Imagine if I was talking about sex! Gotta admit, that fantasy was so damn good that given the choice between really hot sex or really hot bread when I woke up, I would have gone for the bread. Shit yeah!!! Walt What if it was hot bread sex?? Now that's kinky. Now you have me fantasizing about your fantasy... I think I'll go get bread at lunch. Warm, hot, long, fresh French bread... MMmm... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  15. Most men piss me off... I said MOST, not all... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  16. sharimcm

    My fantasy

    Wow... I didn't know I could get so excited about some else talking about bread. I can smell the aroma now! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  17. My mom flipped when I told her I was going to go through AFF. My dad planted into her head all the military rigging he had experience with that skydiving was dangerous and canopies were only good for 7 years, etc. They both asked me how I was getting the money to make the jumps, but they didn't have much to say when I told them I got a second job to support my habit. Still to this day, my parents haven't once come out to watch me make any jumps, and are still totally against it. I just don't tell them anymore when I go to the DZ. If they call when I'm there, I just don't answer, and I'll call them when I get in the car ready to leave. I honestly don't think they even can fathom the thought that I've jumped out of a plane more than 50 times... Keep your chin up and keep jumping. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. I want one of those! Wow... It's gettin' me all excited just thinking about it! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. ONLY if you are lucky... Or ask REAL nicely. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  20. I called them this afternoon to get SOME info, and they answered. Not once have they picked up the phone to call me though. I have ALWAYS had to call them for any status on my rig. It's been at AA for almost a month... They've had it for 18 business days (they've had it since July 6th), and they're still not done with it. He said they don't know when it'll be done or what still needs to be done... They had a full service repair loft, etc., and didn't send it out. Well, then GO FREAKIN' CHECK THE STATUS FOR ME!! He told me they would call me when my rig is on its way. That was a funny joke... The rental fees for equipment is killing me! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. Ok, I'm replying to myself... I called AA since I have not once received a call from them. They told me that they have no idea what the status is on my rig, but that they were going to call me to get my credit card number. They said they hope to have it out to me by the end of this week... Hopefully I'll get it before Atlanta. I guess we'll see what happens. Just updating for anyone who cares... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  22. There...fixed it for ya' Thanks for the help. I've left a few things out before. Glad someone's got my back. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  23. I've at least met ya before, so you can jump me... er jump with me all ya want. I may attempt to do a lingerie jump... Depends on my jump numbers and landings when I get there. We'll have to see. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  24. I heard there was going to be a party in Atlanta... Does anyone know about this? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  25. Hey... I'm coming from TEXAS... I'm sure you're a LOT closer. You've gotta make it... Lingerie jumps, Strip Texas Hold 'Em, Party Limo/Bus... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself