PsychoBob

As a FAA certified smut hound and freelance gynecologist, I would personally like to inspect these women for any signs of abnormal stimuli. Of course I offer these services Pro Bono and do it in the name of promoting our sport and the overall good health of women. Have them call 1-800-LKY-D-SPLIT to set up an appointment. The results of my exam will be posted upon completion. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Either "War and Peace" or the "Penthouse" November issue. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***But hey, if bolas wants to marry me, i'd hit that. QuoteDon't you go hitting on my man or we gonna end up on the Jerry Springer show! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Put them in the blender and grind them up. Then mix'em with some French Vanilla ice cream.

Justin doing the bootyshake! That cracks me up! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Well, what was the prank? QuoteSunny and Shane were trying to trick Bolas into going to Vietnam and getting married. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***But but but, i'm not evil enough to ever think of something that devious!! QuoteBWAAAAHHAHA!!!!!! How could possibly think such an innocent saint could be part of such an evil scheme. The horror! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Think about it this way. The house is clean, the fridge is full, the bar is stocked and you're off the hook. You get to go eat some elses food, drink their liquor and trash their house Afterwards you will still have a clean house, a ton of food and drink for a New Years/Football bowl party. Even though the should have asked you before changing plans, don't be too hard on them because at least they were trying to ease some of the burden you've had the past couple of weeks. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***But shane broke into my office and deleted all the emails from my work puter. He'll stop at nothing...beware!! QuoteMaybe Sunny started the whole thing and destroyed the evidence in her computer and now id blaming it on Shane. hummmmm...the plot thickens.. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Better late than never. Oh BTW, MERRY CHRISTMAS goodlookin'!

When I saw Shane's email about JU88 and P51 jumps I knew something was up. The B24 was believable but I don't even know of any flying JU88's and they definitely wouldn't hold 8 jumpers so I played along. Later he let me in and I ran with it from there. I would love to take credit for such a devious scheme but Shane gets all the credit. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Yea I bagged a $123.00 ticket on the way this weekend. But it's not so bad since I was clocked doing 94mph in a 70mph zone. Maybe Santa validate your parking for you if you leave the ticket in your stocking.

***So, when you're alone and in a dark room-do you often picture cocheese on his knees? Is there something you want to tell us, Bob? QuoteIt too early for that kind of mind fucking! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Wow. Feeling a little cranky are we? Haven't finished my first cup of coffee yet. Notice all the men answering the request for the explanation from a lady. The ladies have explained, but you've all decided you know the RIGHT answers. QuoteWe are men. We ask for your advise and then we do what our buddies tell us. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Pure, shameless, with no pride whatsoever, on-your-knees begging for sexual handouts. You're my hero! BTW, sympathy fucks are usually the best! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***When I was between wives, my roomate and I had a little college girl come in once a week to straighten up, do laundry, stuff like that and we never went through all of that hassle and she didn't seem to have a problem QuoteThe "little college girl" was called a girlfriend. They like to do shit like that before they get the marriage contract. After they get the ring, you lose your balls and they turn into the fucking spawn of Satan. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Well, I know why I did it-I was told to. But why? QuoteIt all has to do with the "ballectomy" they gave you when you got married. Don't worry I got one too and I would love to buy my balls back but my attorney said I couldn't afford them. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

What if the prankee was the original prankster and had the pranker start the prank so everyone else became the prankees? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I can't freakin' believe I missed the photo...damn! Quote We took it while you were dancing naked on the poker tables. I'll post those pics for you soon though. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

That's cool! Thanks for sharing the pics. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

Santa drops down the chinmey of a whorehouse and one of the girls is laying on a sofa. She asks "Santa is there anything I can do for you?". He said "ho Ho Ho, got to go and take the toys to the good girls and boys". She took off her top and said "You sure there is nothing I can do?" Santa replied "Ho Ho Ho, got to go and take all the toys to the good girls and boys" She took off her panties and spread her legs and said "Are you sure there is nothing I can do?" Santa repplied "Hey Hey Hey, guess I gotta stay, can't go up the chinmey with my dick this way!" "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***Hope I get to see all of you again soon!! QuoteIt was great hanging out with you this weekend as always! Hope you made it home okay.

***I am so going to kick your ass BOB!! QuoteAHHHH..the anticipation "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

***I told ya we have the same taste in dominatrixes QuoteHere's the image I have. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

3 Which was 3 too many. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"