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"ho ho ho.... betta have my money."

I don't know too many jobs where it is appropriate to be on the clock with a boner. If you found one good for you. jason

This is sad. She was trying to win a video game system for her kid(s). I thought since the introduction of exstacy into the "water drinking market" people understood that, yes, too much water is TOO MUCH. jasonn

#6 is beautiful. like a full size living room painting with meaning. wow jason

congratulations JP! Seriously. That's about 625 per year. Is that about accurate or have you really picked it up since you started 8yrs ago? jason

isn't it golden "parachute?" Jason

that's one thing I was thinking too. The address for the auction came in the mail as a solicitation by a bankruptcy attorney. I was thinking of showing up at the courthouse. thanks, Jason

I used to think the same exact way. I don't think it makes you or anyone else a bitch. I'm not sure about statistics but I would imagine a lot of people that have it didn't have the luxury of making an informed decision. Of course there was that day in health class... jason

I'll probably get the "ask a lawyer" instead of "ask your instructor" here but this is my situation... I am renting a house in Virginia with two other roommates. Our landlord misplaces checks and is basically disorganized. It has gottent to the point where we now directly deposit our checks in his account so we don't have to worry about whether or not he cashes them and there are no worries about him claiming "not to get them." Now we found out that the house we're renting is being foreclosed on. There is an auction on Jan 29th. Our lease doesn't end until April 28th of this year. Anyone want to take a stab at my legal situation and whether or not I'm about to be homeless? thanks guys, jason

about 1 in 4 americans has genital herpes, or HSV2. HSV1 is commonly known as "cold sores" and has way less stigma attached but is still herpes. About 90% of women have some form of HPV, aka genital warts. just some useless facts to chew on. jason

with posts like this, who's going to believe you?

"I'm so pretty" - West Side Story

Bingo! AFFI got it I don't post in bonfire much but I thought this would have been the giveaway. For those of you that got it....

So I did something stupid. I was able to get away with it and anyway I know a person that said it was okay. My question is: is it okay to continue being stupid? You can flame away all you want but unless you're a real skydiver I'm not listening to you. Oh, and all you annoying "do a search" people out there - i DID do a search but too many hits on the word "stupid" came up for me to waste my time looking through them. I'm certain MY stupid is original anyway. thanks, Jason

Hey Kettle, this is Pot... you're black. jason

... and THANK YOU gators!!!....

... well, you make a bet with the devil... actually, publicly I'd like to say, the guy's honestly trying to pay up. I renegged on the deal and asked him to take a newbie up instead of buying me a jump ticket. jason

see, I'm not that hard to understand.... jason

no fuck THAT lee! I'm saying take a newbie up. let this be public record of that. pm me the details of the jump. i only ask that when you sign his logbook, you add something about how much you wish you could support a team as good as the gators, yada, yada, yada. and FYI - if FSU was in the game but UF was not, you bet your ASS i would support FSU because I am down with the home team. And that is any team from FL although they are all second to UF (not statistically - just emotionally). jason ps - there's no way i could win a dick sucking contest, i'm all toof.

this one's on me... i see that maybe i caused some confusion as to how to reply. if i ever make it back to jumping and run across you, maybe you'll make a jump with me, give me some pointers and i'll call it even. i'll even buy your jump ticket. print this email and print at time of redemption, otherwise my offer is not valid!!! jason

QuoteThank god i will only lose 2 jump tickets the other dude never rersponded no pm no bet .lol *** FYI - I was at the bar wearing my 1996 championship t-shirt in a see of RED. I'm sorry i didn't pm back - i was putting my balls and my money out there if you call no bet i'll live with it. i'm just not sure if i'm the "other dude". blue skies brother! jason

I'll take you on for one ticket... even odds. reply and make it official

Gators, Shawn, G-O Gators... sheesh. hope you're doing well and hope your team doesn't embarass my team too badly. jason

I'm not the one going to HELL!