FrflyPimpDaddy

Dude I know English is not your first language but this is bugging the shit out of me. We start our sentences with a capital letter and nothing else is capitalized mid-sentence unless it's a proper noun (person, place or thing). You don't just randomly capitalize words for no reason. Oh and it's guess, not gass. Best of luck with getting to jump.

With the attitude you all are taking, remind me not to ever have sex again with anyone (but especially you). Get tested, damnit! You can't ignore the big pink elephant in the corner. How stubborn and ignorant are you going to be?

Can we say "shotgun wedding?" Who TF goes skydiving without any health insurance, not to mention PREGNANT!?!? Shouldn't she be due any day now?

Overall I found the video to be incredibly boring. There was no plot, the skydiving was sub-par, and the footage of the skydiving was sub-par. The video dragged on way too long. I agree the "search for the otter" thing was rather random and unwarranted. There was just nothing genuinely exciting about the video. Nothing really jumped out at me. We were also misled by the prior label of XXX movie when all we saw was a couple boobies. As mentioned before, "I'll never get those 20 minutes of my life back." Get some better footage of some better skydiving and add some more sex and then I'll think about it.

Here come the grammar police as well. Whose=to whom. Who's= who is.

Can you speak or write in English? Christ, you people spawned the language one would think you could use it! I will retract this statement if it can be proven you were piss drunk when you posted this.

If you are going to do a track dive anything but perpendicular to jump run please let me know so I can be sure and not get on that load with you. I'd rather not eat your canopy or have you eating mine. If the uppers were kicking, why not do a cross country? Let the pilot know, and then open as soon as you get out. That's what you really should be doing with high uppers. Tracking dives should never be dependent on uppers. Sure high winds will carry you far, but if you really want to travel then open your canopy.

Yeah, it's called LISTEN TO THE RADIOS. All jump pilots are required to report to center when they are going to make a drop, including when and what altitudes are affected. If other pilots are talking to center they will hear that. Also, just about every jump pilot I know will broadcast the same message on UNICOM or another appropriate frequency for VFR traffic not talking to ATC. Oh and BTW, check your freakin sectionals. All DZs are published there. "An apostrophe does not mean 'Look out, here comes an S!' "

Is this about how it goes: Senseless post riddled with typos and some type of newbie question that has been discussed numerous times before. Reference to other posts citing said previous discussions. New post making previous reference link. Conjecture by newbie that has no foundation ("I'm just a newbie so take my advice lightly"). Criticism of spelling or grammar. Reference to grammar police. Reference to how easily the answer could have been googled. Link to snopes disproving the point. Useless post saying "PM sent." ...As if the rest of the world cares that you sent a PM. Useless information and attempt to hijack threat (may or may not include jokes about sex, boobies, "killing kittens", mothers wearing combat boots, etc.) Question as to whether or not beer is owed for this question. Story about how "I've done that before." Mis-interpretation of question and attack. Rebuttal of attack by original poster. Rebuttal by attacker. Rebuttal and conjecture by third party who has no clue what the original poster intended (but felt it necessary to defend said original poster). "Vibes" (whatever the hell those are supposed to be) to the original poster. Rebuttal and attack Counter attack. Counter-counter attack and name calling. More name calling. Thread locked. What's it missing?

I hope your profile is uncurrent because you need another 2 years in the sport if you want to get your Tandem rating.

Toilet paper works too. Just rub it between your boobs. Well, at least it made my gf's ass bigger.

Congrats to the Army. I never knew it was possible to make skydiving look boring. What a long, repetitive movie. (But honestly, nothin but respect for the guys jumping in to the sh*t)

Everyone knows that 72.3% of all statistics are made up.

Yes it is true. I jump in Ohio and a couple of people that I jump with were on the plane when it went down. I guess right after take off around 400' the engine cut out for some unknown reason and the plane had to land in a 8' tall corn field. Everyone walked out of the plane unharmed.

...and once again, an apostrophe does not mean "Look out! Here comes an 's'!!!"

Worthlest? Does that mean most worthless?

Ok, I’ve been saving these for a while. They are from various posts from YOU, the DZ.commers. “whose doing them for 240?” How about who’s, as in who is? “Witch DZ in Florida” Well, maybe at this DZ they don’t need a jumpship because they are all flying on brooms! “sence of going "through" it.” This just doesn’t make any “sense” “I excaped because she now has” Is there any way to escape this poor grammar? “Fiber glass & Carbon fiber particles might be fatal to your camera equiptment” It’s ok, my equipment is immune. “Seek the advise of your DZ instructors.” I think I’ll seek advice from my “advizor”(purposely misspelled) “As a gage you should only be able to get 2 finger under the hardness at the shoulders.” Hmmm, 3 in 1! We’ve got a jackpot! “Me and my friend who has 200+ jumps” Please, please, please!!! “My friend and I…” A good way to see which way it should be is to drop your friend. If you can say “I went to the store” then you should be saying “My friend and I went to the store” You wouldn’t say “Me went to the store” so why would you say “My friend and me went to the store”? ”The estetic reasons” Spellcheck it, please! “It's a right of passage though.” Oh this one bugs the beejesus out of me. Rite of passage, not right. A rite is a ceremony. “Is your son a sky-jumper?” Not even gonna touch it. “That way we can reckognize people” What is it with peoplle just addieng randomm letters to wordsz? “when you are out and never flewn something that small before” I have never flewn anything, although I have flown many airplanes. “they can vouge for it” Vouge or vouch, what’s the difference, right? “Skydiving has it's risk” As my good buddy Strongbad puts it “If you want it to be possessive it’s just i-t-s, but if it’s supposed to be a contraction then it’s i-t-apostrophe-s. Scalawag” Remember, your words represent who you are. This is all people have to judge you on. There is a spell checker right there next to the “post” button. Just hit the spell check before you post. It’s not “to” hard. I know many of you have tons of extra time on your hands-how else could you have amassed those 1200 DZ.com posts (not to mention your whopping 47 skydives!)?

We all planned on breaking at 4500'. Everyone was supposed to track and pull at 3000'. The person was ahead of me and above me when I was open. I saw him right off the tip of my canopy after a visual check.

Ok --- second post aff jump. A self-proclaimed "jump wonder" breaks off on an rw jump and pulls high. He then proceeds to spiral down directly above me! Fast action on my part prevented any problems. Question: how do you handle the situation w/out causing problems, since he has more experience then me?

No offence or anything but that doesn't really help. You can say the exact same thing about sport rigs. I have heard that if you take the number of sport jumps made in the U.S. per year and compare it to the number of malfunctions its about 1 in 300. Any body know the numbers for tandem's?

Anybody got any numbers? Compared to mal's on sport rigs...?

SkydiveNFlorida Not in this sense. The "everyday" you have selected is a homophone. It would be used in "everyday"conversation, but you wouldn't use that word "every day".

Nutz- Just an FYI Flared - not flaired Since - not sinse Hangar - not hanger Psycho - not physco ...and every day is two words.

Hmmm. Here I thought you were thinking of another kind of "inexpensive toy"

Anybody have any info on our skydiving friends up North? What's hte CSPA siteweb? Also, what are theyre license numbers up to? For instinse, if someone is CSPA D-85, what does that really mean? Would that put them at like USPA D-400000, or more like USPA D-300?