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  1. you two guys got premium membership then? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  2. Stuff that pizza! have a look at this...... http://www.iit.edu/~smile/ma9527.html then say it with a mouthful of batter ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  3. That answer was as good as a repost ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  4. Make da pizza, drop in a deep fat fryer I was in a chip shop, the guy had ordered 1 half of a battered pizza. When it was ready, he was then asked "would you like salt and vinegar on that ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  5. are you sure? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  6. Being a left hander, The creative side of my brain is prominent.. This is doing my nut in! Problem: I have 14 selections to make, i can enter 1, 2 or 3 I know for a fact that 6 of them will be 1 how many different permutations are there to cover all eventualities?? Oh, And I've just found out that I'm clean out of potatoes ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  7. It's that time of year again.. QUALITY! http://www.chunkideas.com/snowball/ ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  8. Being a big fan of Egypt and Archeaology in general, I settled down last night to what I thought would be 'Quality' viewing. An unopened tomb with the possibility of 1 or more 'Golden Mummies' and other artefacts. A few members of time team there, here we go then, I thought. Unfortunately, in the producers infinite wisdom, they decided on Kate Sanderson, Kate Fu***ng Sanderson for christ sake! WTF has Kate Sanderson (Newsreader / Watchdog) got to do with Fu***ng archaeology? Even the cameramen were shit! When they went into first tomb, you couldn't see anything due to condensation on the lenses. To cap it all, When they came to open the 'pristine, untouched' tomb that they were certain was very high status, they found a bigger rock behind and the program ended. Anyone else have the misfortune to see this pile of crap?? Moreover, Is there anyone out there who actually enjoyed it ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  9. I gotta work xmas and boxing day (you call it that in the U.S?) Fortunately, someone bought me this http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=786 so it may not be so bad. I managed to beat up my step brothers cousin last year for being a dick, hop he's not around fro new year celebrations. ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  10. Totally agree! I'm currently accessing ADSL through my neighbours wireless router, muppet aint set any f/wall. He's away quite a bit so download city! This is one of the things that can happen
  11. It's no wonder I grew up the way I did... "have you droppped one" LMAO ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  12. Even if you don't, check out the clip from this episode.... http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html Yup, for real! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  13. yep, I've got loads of money.. on my cards! I'm attempting to keep that to by a rig Rig or pics mmmmmmmm ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  14. yup, whip the board from another EXACLY the same. It's only got 4 push on contacts. Data recovery is WAY too expensive, they're talking £000's There's gotta be one out there somewhere, I'm sure ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  15. Blast! Just shorted out a component on the board It's got all my pics on and I aint got no backup Clutching at sraws..... I don't suppose anyone out there has one of these kicking around so I can transplant?? Quantum Fireball AS 20.5gb Quantum part number: QMP20000AS-A P/N SG-035NTD-12547-OCA-125M I should know better, I work in IT. sometimes I should bloody well practice what I preach. Big rewards to anyone who can supply. I'll pay any costs incurredd. He got down on his knees, he prayed, he prayed again, he then prayed some more ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  16. Why do you need a razor if you're the only one in the office? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  17. likewise! I was 15 mins late also. But then, I'm always late by that much. Therefor I'm saving 1hr 15mins every week that's 65 extra hours holiday per year. SWEEEET! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  18. The lady know's I'm coming....... round that is ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  19. It's afternoon where I am my friend. Slept very well, I dreamt that I had to get up at 8am and go to work. SHIT it aint no dream ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  20. can't believe you havn't listed kebab... ________________________________________ I did!!!! Also when I'm pissed, I mostly like to eat..... A) Hospital food B) toast (made by a friendly cop in the morning) C) anything that's made for me D) anything that's made for me by a lady first thing in the morning (unless I'm eating B) E) absolutely anything and everything I can get my hands on that will fit in a frying pan I eat a lot, cos I like drinkin ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  21. No matter how many times I see it, The catcarrier still cracks me up! ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  22. lemonjelly

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    Free! 1GB space 10mb attachments Nuff said ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  23. I'm lookin for a blow up Squidward...... ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  24. Needless to say, he is making an extraordinary amount of money. _________________________________________________________ KENNETH BIGLEY....... You with me? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk